Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mummy From the Private Eye archive. 941252
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026TOM CONTI???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GIRL 3586
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 12/09/2026alright, Rule Lord, I’ll acquiesce to your rules—this time. but you should know: you’re only make it more narratively satisfying when I later defy those very same rules. 17011
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this might be the single funniest bad AI overview I've ever seen, down to the engagement bait at the bottom. all work has ground to a halt 610114
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary' 9359951596
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 08/09/2026ngl sometimes i open this on the tv (haven’t put the fs toggle yet) and it’s like wow,,,it’s a real game 021
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it. 2092638875
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share 342848238
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 27/08/2026🌧️🥹 041
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻♀️ 613366750
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The emergency alert went off and I dropped my phone into the barbecue. 1136544
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Can’t see the eclipse. Moon keeps getting in the way. 0273
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026花火は綺麗ですね。花火の音は苦手です。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Fireworks are beautiful. I don't like the sound of them, though. 217029
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026ok but what if elon musk makes racism so cringe no one wants to do it any more 862976
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/07/2026He’s 17 and i will queue when the day comes 1047421
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!” 6148611821
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-meets-owner-at-doo… 242560223
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026As is tradition when football doesn’t come home, the team will be fed to this creature. As a pacifist, this brings me no joy to report 412936
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026At least we don’t have to listen to wonderwall. 411497235
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c 153817843
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/07/2026how I'm tryna be 41439347
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026 1792683
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026FIFA Admits It Has No Idea Why Soccer Players Walk Out On Field With Little Kids theonion.com/fifa-admits-it-has-no-… 311301110
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram 182132522
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)bleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 08/07/2026Zelensky is a comedian who ran as a joke and ended up fighting a superpower in the bloodiest war since WWII. I hope Count Binface is ready for that responsibility. 241421239
Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 08/07/2026@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social @pierrenovellie.bsky.social Talk of the Queens poo banana from as far back as 2005! forums.forteana.org/index.php?th...forums.forteana.org 030
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026this is what i do at home. when i have excess energy i hoist bricks to the roof of my house and when im having a bad day i chuck them off to feel better 151399217
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Generational 'player mocking crowd' photo 1703
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026 71736304
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026 223837
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I would kill or die for Larry 36174943962
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@REDACTED don’t block me please even if you don’t respond please don’t block me I won’t keep bothering you I’m sorry 27662175
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 03/07/2026oh my god calm down you’re being hysterical your honor 122834
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 28/06/2026summer in haringey really gives you that playing forza horizon but as an npc experience 031
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 26/06/2026it’s day 3 of the red alert. sainsbos has ran out of cold sandwiches and is using the security shutters for shade berlin style 031
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 25/06/2026Cinemas are a ripoff 79565721026
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar 264137463526
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Postcards of London @postcardslondon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026"Too hot, too old, too many people. Shan't come south in June again." ------ Postmark: 15 June 1992 18215
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208603865
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Curtis @soccurt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Another opportunity to post this hilarious semiotic analysis of this phenomenon: velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...velvetshark.comWhy do AI company logos look like buttholes?A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t... 514342
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026If a robot cop tried to arrest me I think I’d just walk away very fast somewhere with an uneven terrain 8819
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026 3145821295
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/06/2026 6691611507
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Father’s Day to the king of Father’s Day posts 324107887
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/07/2024sorry i asked if the photo of your kid was “that fucked up AI stuff” 161304281
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 15/06/2026At this point, I genuinely believe the entire public is being actively gaslit by both the media, and Esther Ghey herself, into forgetting that Brianna Ghey was murdered, by people she knew from school, in real life, who were partly influenced by transphobia, fuelled by the media and politicians. 6646251316
Reposted by Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)Roxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Banning kids from social media is the same vein as putting a curfew in for women when there’s a male attacker out there. It’s easier to legislate the victim than fix the problem 7279109
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