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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 8h

Trump: From now on I am the media. Trump News! New Private Eye on shelves now.

Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 14h

In a thrilling contest which kept the whole world on the edge of their seats to the final whistle, Manchester City today narrowly lost to the Premier League by a score of 114-1. From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 18h

Number crunching: “the poorest in our society” From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Who or what is behind the direction of the government’s AI policy? According to minister for artificial intelligence Kanishka Narayan it’s, er, AI!

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Man City in cheating shock The new Private Eye is out now.

A photo of the front cover of issue 1685 of Private Eye magazine with the caption "on shelves now." The cover is a “Football Special” and reads “MAN CITY IN CHEATING SHOCK”. It shows Andy Burnham on a football pitch, with the captions “They’ve brought in a new defender!” and “He’s playing at No. 10!” The bottom of the cover reads: “YES! IT’S THE BOOTY-FUL GAME!”

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is it safe to convict someone for causing multiple deaths by venous air embolism (VAE) when there is no evidence any death was caused by VAE?

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Thames Valley Police have responded to claims by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s lawyer that search warrants issued by officers at the Royal Lodge at Windsor were unlawful. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Man City in cheating shock The new Private Eye is out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! £2.99 in shops, £2 for subscribers, and only 20p for Emirati sponsors of Man City… Sheikh Mansour will cover the rest.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Triple Locke From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1627, July 2024.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The Stewart Swivel ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/KaNDIIdJk-s

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

As the 30th anniversary of Diana's death nears, Charles Spencer's new book says she actively used the press. Helen Lewis argues that a more balanced view of Diana has emerged in recent years, and that Harry and Meghan aren't passive victims either.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For over a decade, successive UK governments have promised to fix how we pay for social care, and every attempt has stalled. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/KaNDIIdJk-s

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

1971 vs 2026 From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW This week: WHO CARES? Andy, Helen and Adam discuss Labour’s big pitch on the decades-old problem of social care; Piers Moron and Earl Spencer’s running beef; and the scammers preying on self-published authors. Watch: youtu.be/KaNDIIdJk-s?...

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Once upon a time, before Hugo Chávez came to power in 1999, Venezuela was a serious oil power, pumping more than 3m barrels a day and on track for 5m. A quarter century of corruption, negligence and incompetence later, it barely manages a million.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"You ever notice everything is stupid until our generation adopts it?" From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eco chamber: Al could wipe out humanity within a decade! From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Billionaire Chris Rokos must be hoping he gets better advice on his offshore flit to Greece than he has on previous tax ruses.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Subscribe to Private Eye magazine TODAY and get the next issue delivered direct to your door. Gift subscriptions also available. ➡️ Get 26 issues for just £52. 🔗 checkout.private-eye.co.uk/SingleItem?I...

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yes, it's that time again when the Fascism scene returns to London and this year black is very much in vogue. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Number crunching: AI safety From the new Private Eye, out now.

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solomonhughes.bsky.social @solomonhughes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

George Osborne, British Museum Chair and Palantir's Peter Thiel are both investors in the same Defence Tech company. By coincidence, Peter Thiel was given a VIP tour of the Bayeux Tapestry at the British Museum before even the King or PM - Osborne-Thiel links in current @privateeyenews.bsky.social

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Has the Royal Borough of Greenwich splashed taxpayers’ cash on a bid to silence a resident campaigning on building safety?

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump: I am entirely in favour of the freedom of the press. Any journalist who says I am not WILL BE BANNED! New Private Eye on shelves now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I love this retro '90s vibe" From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just Fancy That! Earl Spencer and the Daily Mail. From the new Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nothing says “AI bubble” like the industry’s biggest player opposing the caution that others agree on in the interests of, er, human survival.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Royals rocked by Spencer memoir The new Private Eye is out now.

A photo of the front cover of issue 1684 of Private Eye magazine with the caption “ON SHELVES NOW!” The cover reads “ROYALS ROCKED BY SPENCER MEMOIR” and features four panels. “EARL FLOGS DEAD SISTER” shows Charles Spencer holding his memoir Swan Song: Diana, My Sister, with the captions “The final stage of grief is acceptance…” and “…of the book deal!” “KING CHARLES AT TECH SUMMIT” shows Charles saying “It’s a terrifying existential threat”, a man asking “AI?”, and receiving the reply “No, DI!” “CAR CRASH INTERVIEW” shows Laura Kuenssberg asking Spencer, “So Charles is a callous, disloyal bastard?”, to which he replies, “Yes, I am”. “CAMILLA BOOK CLUB SHOCK” shows Queen Camilla beside a stack of books saying, “This month I am not recommending…”

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The challenge of chairing a public inquiry into a nurse murdering babies, which may yet turn out to be a miscarriage of justice, is to produce sensible recommendations that will improve neonatal care, and justify the exorbitant public cost (£20m). In MD’s view, Lady Justice Thirlwall has failed.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Harper Collins has today announced their latest children’s book The Billionaire Writer and the World’s Worst Publishers. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Royals rocked by Spencer memoir The new Private Eye is out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Whether you read it at The Park or Slough House, IT’S PRIVATE EYE WEEK! New edition in shops and with subscribers from Wednesday. (Screengrab from Slow Horses, S6E1)

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Spencer vs Windsor From the Private Eye archive. Issue 933, September 1997.

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Richard Brooks @rbrooks45.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Current @privateeyenews.bsky.social In the Money: how disqualification is no disqualification in UK’s wild west insolvency game; the bubbly signals on Nvidia’s balance sheet; how tier 1 investor visa system was scammed; and much more.. still on sale…

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ben Delo’s £36m donation was matched by fellow crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne the next day. The two gifts are jointly the largest donations ever made to a UK political party. Is Eye hack Richard Brooks personally to blame for this?

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Why should record donations to Reform worry us? Look at the US, where the 2010 Citizens United ruling opened the door to unlimited outside spending through super PACs, and elections now cost billions. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/GqNXMniIPMQ

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Crypto billionaire Ben Delo has given Reform UK £36m, the largest donation to a British political party on record. Delo, who co-founded the crypto exchange BitMEX, says the business was honestly run and never lost customer funds. ➡️ Watch Page 94, the Private Eye podcast: youtu.be/GqNXMniIPMQ

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎧 New PAGE 94 Podcast OUT NOW This week: DELO OR NO DELO The team and Richard Brooks discuss Reform UK's new sugar-daddy, the likelihood of AI wiping out the world (just 10%) and the Men In Black coming to a port near you. Watch: youtu.be/GqNXMniIPMQ

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Rock Climbing Championships From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"It's trauma and shock - he saw a cyclist stop at a zebra crossing" From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

As PM-in-waiting in mid-July, Andy Burnham reportedly told Labour MPs Britain had become an “outsourced state with little accountability” and he wanted to see more “insourcing”.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Horror hits of the summer From the latest Private Eye, out now.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The world’s scientists breathed a sigh of relief this week as temperatures in the UK dropped below 35 degrees, meaning that everything is fine and we can go back to burning fossil fuels forever without any worries. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 1682, August 2026.

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Private Eye, only £2 for subscribers. Subscribe by lunchtime on Tuesday and get the next issue direct to your door. ➡️Offers: checkout.private-eye.co.uk/SingleItem?I...

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump: Hudson Bay is now the Bay of America. The Northwest Passage is now the Trump Passage. People love the Trump Passage. Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth disappeared up there years ago… New Private Eye on shelves now.

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