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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 6h
why is the dog there. Is this ad for dogs?? just get neutered
u/The-Period-Company Promoted:
Leak-proof comfort for every body
Your period might suck but at least you're not pregnant. 
There’s a photo of black underwear and a rottweiler.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 17h
that #1 song discourse sucked. truly sauceless topic with nothing interesting stated on either side. next time a song breaks that record let's all agree to just ignore it
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 18h
the correct way to find new music is to read youtube comments that were posted 17 years ago that say "these guys were just trying to sound like Slint" and then listening to Slint and then listening to all of the other bands who were trying to sound like Slint
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(extremely 5’2” voice) you’re saying there’s a tall scary version of me in these freaking Backrooms. that’s awesome
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
reading The Veiled Prophet and this has got to be one of history’s greatest “please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad” racist crashouts
Colonel J. C. Normile, another hot-blooded ex-Confederate, was a prominent member of the St. Louis Democratic Party and a lawyer who served as a circuit judge of the criminal court.
In July 1892, Post-Dispatch reporter Orrick Johns accused Colonel Normile of being a corrupt, do-nothing judge.52 He said Normile was a "bump on a log," and Normile retaliated by suing the Post-Dispatch for libel, demanding $400,000 in compensation-about $142 million adjusted for inflation in 2025 dollars.
On the first day of the trial, the defense attorney asked Judge Normile where he was born and how he came to the United States.53 This was the worst possible question for Normile, because in the St. Louis parlor scene, the judge had cultivated a false story about his heritage. Seeking to steal some of the glow of the Southern aristocrat, Normile had claimed to emanate from a wealthy New Orleans family, when actually, he was the son of lowly Irish immigrants. After testifying on the first day, Normile excused himself from court, traveled home, and poisoned himself. Beside his corpse lay a note in which he complained about unjust treatment by the managing editor of the Post-Dispatch, and said the fact that he was a judge, a man of lawful honor, was the only thing that prevented him from murdering the newspaper editor.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you don’t want to be accused of posting AI-generated art you can always just credit the artist by name whenever you post their work. and in fact it’s a nice normal thing you could’ve been doing well before AI came along
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ice plunges, breathing exercises, eating worms? I'm imagining an animorphs cover of this guy turning into a fish
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you’re god damn right, that’s denver culture
Denver culture
This tarantula was going to die a virgin. His owner turned to Reddit to hook him up
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
look, I'm not a fan of all the AI that Adobe has integrated into their apps, but you can't deny that they are absolutely crushing it in the realm of making sure those apps also crash multiple times per day
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
revisiting this miserable shit (complimentary)
lowercasetheband.bandcamp.com
The Going Away Present, by lowercase
8 track album
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I asked my coworkers if I could borrow a hatchet so my boss brought in an entire axe and set it next to my desk and tbh I like the vibe it brings, I kind of want it to live here from now on
3 ft axe resting against some ikea file cabinets.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"free short form improv" sorry but it has to be cheaper than that. you're going to have to pay me
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
Guy wearing a "This Is Not a Fugazi Tshirt" tshirt
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
!!! I had no idea we were getting a new Miéville doorstopper. let's fucking GO
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"poison the tree of heaven" is currently the biggest pain in the ass item on my to-do list, but at least it sounds cool
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fitness apps should have a mode you can turn on called "I am sick" where they stop sending you push notifications telling you to go on a run
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sickos.jpg "Yes..Ha Ha Ha...YES!" meme but with Calvin's dad with his bike and cycling kit, with red laser eyes added.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
can’t stop laughing at this alligator snapping turtle’s massive overreaction to tripping and falling one inch
Instagram reel of an alligator snapping turtle walking towards the camera on stone tiles with the caption “It’s Okay, Fred. no One Saw You Trip. Come Here to Pop”The turtle has fallen sideways into a crack between the tiles and has its mouth open like it’s screaming.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
important to remember all of our heroes today
Steve Rannazzisi
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my number 1 travel tip is to bring hundreds of stickers of your dog and give them out to every person you meet. everyone likes stickers and now there are images of your dog all over the world
Halftone illustrated stickers of a black and white spotted dog in a retro space suit.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
worst dude I met on my last Europe trip was this middle-aged German guy at a hostel in Prague who would Not shut up about how Heinlein's novel actually postulated the ideal government. (well, he would briefly shut up about it to hit on some 17 year old British girls)
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I was just thinking about how funny it would be if math rock got popular enough to have a ska-level backlash
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
5 stools~
Comedy Bang Bang Ground Beefing Tour screen at the Paramount Theater
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nathan Fielder staring aghast at Elizabeth Holmes
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Baby, you are gonna miss that plane”
Elizabeth Holmes
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
god they always just shamelessly rip off the entire design style guide, like Make it Make Sense with Vox
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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ᴀʟ ᴅᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ @aldorado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sopranos meme about the creation of fugazi
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
actually managed to make this a progression run instead of limping through the last 4 miles for once
Saturday Morning Run
13.11
Miles
9'18"
Avg. Pace
397 ft
Elevation
Gain
2:01:57
Time
0°
Avg. Heart Rate
1135
Calories
189
CadenceTree-lined gravel multipurpose path.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this doesn’t apply to other people but I’ve come to recognize that for me, the urge to start a game of Civ VI is a cry for help
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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026
throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m a big fan of the decidedly not-compelling quotes that Hobonichi selects for their daily pages
I don't think about my own death. There's no point.
Takeshi Yoro
anatomist
"There's No Point Thinking about Death
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
great, now it’s just ripping off Bob Ducca bits
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
my pitch: Bob Cratchit in a sort of Dickensian John Q scenario
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I made a poster for some talented friends who were making a movie a while back and it's finally getting released!
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Molly Rasberry @mrasberry.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy Birthday to Hollywood’s Gayest Wizard
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m enjoying The Veiled Prophet so far but uhhh you actually *don’t* have to explain Orientalism to me using meme formats
of lechery, debauchery, sodomy, and a whole battery of doctrinal impostures. "Having once settled on the Orient as a locale suitable for incarnating the infinite in a finite shape," Europe could not stop projecting its fears around sex and faith onto Arab, Islamic, Indian, and Chinese culture.[22]
In other words, to engage in Orientalism is to make up a guy in your head to get mad at. But then, the guy ends up being very scary.
You forget you made him up, which is why Said stresses Orientalism as a "form of paranoia."
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
entering "I was very excited when I bought these tickets 3 months ago but now the thought of standing in a bar for 4 hours seems excruciating" mode
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026
Really hate this performative "youse" people use to appear more like large hired goons
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
McMurtry putting historical figures in his novels: Kit Carson is around but he's just some guy. kind of a joke Dan Simmons putting historical figures in his novels: entire chapters of characters saying "that Poe guy, pretty eccentric!" and "I met Mr. Darwin once and he might be on to something..."
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
just walked past the world's most wholesome construction site where a woman yelled "I like your dress!" and then a couple of the guys said "me too!" and now that I'm typing it out it really seems made up
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think if a person has reposted one of your jokes in the past, you should automatically be allowed to bypass their no-reply/no-QT filters. have I not already proved myself as one of the good ones
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Tom Astle @tjalamont.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Back from two days in the Mojave Desert, where my (legally registered captive) desert tortoises, Bob & Eddie, had an "acting" gig for a nature documentary. Desert torts are Endangered in California and Threatened nationally, so handling wild ones isn't allowed – so enter Bob & Eddie, stage right. 🐢🎬
A photo at ground level behind a desert tortoise, walking across the desert floor not long after sunrise. In the distance are creosote bushes and a lone Joshua Tree. The sky is cloudless.A photo looking down at a desert tortoise named Bob, who is circling a Canon camera atop a beanbag on the desert floor. Bob looks a bit wary, because he generally prefers working with Nikon gear.A photo of sunrise in the Mojave Desert. The sun is barely peeking above the horizon, dead center in the lower third of the frame. The sky is cloudless, and the orange dawn light is backlighting a scraggly creosote bush in the foreground, highlighting its little fuzzy white seed pods.A phone pic of sunrise in the Mojave Desert, with a clear sky and the sun and surrounding orange glow just above the horizon, behind a stand of Joshua Trees and creosote bushes.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I made a poster for some talented friends who were making a movie a while back and it's finally getting released!
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(bluesky voice) riding the uzumaki bike with NO HELMET???
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
AI could try for a million years and never create something this good
Wu-Tang Clan / Fugazi mashup album: Wugazi, "13 Chambers"
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I thought about tagging the Cool Bike Art account with this but I probably shouldn't be sending JAV titles to random people online
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
we are (almost) back
Sunday Morning Run
12.00
Miles
9'21"
Avg. Pace
393 ft
Elevation
Gain
1:52:11
Time
0°
Avg. Heart Rate
1047
Calories
187
CadenceBench in front of a landscape of trees, grass, and distant mountains.Trail surrounded by trees.
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a lot of bands focus way too much on "lyrics" and "melodies" when really the entire point of music is to punish the wretched beast known as the drum kit
youtube.com
Navajo Ace
YouTube video by Bitch Magnet - Topic
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