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Mark GJ

@brokentv.uk
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It takes a village of dozens to hold me back - Current project: Auntie's Favourites - The stories behind the BBC's 250 Most-Broadcast Programmes. Current progress: Finding all the bad bits in first draft brokentv.uk

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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 4h
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Paddington Angry
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 28/09/2026
FAO COMEDY SCHOLARS: Can anyone confirm or disprove my vague memory that in the throw-any-idea-at-the-wall era of The Jack Docherty Show on C5, there was at least one new Callum Gilhooley sketch? As advance payment, here's Jack's slightly awkward Vic & Bob interview: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXYR...
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Reeves & Mortimer on The Jack Docherty Show 1997
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Reheated Pixels @reheatedpixels.com · 27/09/2026
The greatest game on any system, of all time, is Chaos on the Sinclair ZX Spectrum. That's just scientific fact. And tonight, I've released a web-browser-based editor for it. Phew.
Edit the graphics of Chaos in your web browser. And spell data. And loads of other things.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 26/09/2026
Posted this 90 minutes ago, and nobody has told me off for calling them 'slugs' instead of 'currently unhoused snails'. It's like the media narrative about BlueSky is untrue.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 26/09/2026
SNAILS: Fine, honourable creatures Cool shells Okay to pick up Can do funny things in comics SLUGS: Vile, cowardly scum No shells UGH I TOUCHED ONE Get absolutely everywhere. Wish I came downstairs to snails in my kitchen every morning.
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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obligatory push for my 80s month-by-month book. #totp
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
See, I kind of like Bound 4 Da Reload because it's *authentically* crap, rather than the result of a focus group. If that's makes sense. #TOTP
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
Comes to something when you're wishing The Bloodhound Gang would turn up to add a bit of class. #TOTP
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
Sending Scooch to represent us in Eurovision is like the FA picking Jossy's Giants to play in the Champions League #TOTP
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
American record company executives after Baby One More Time became a hit: "People like them, let's make more of them." #TOTP
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Alan Partridge Leaning on Car
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
Lolly: CBreetnies Spears sod it send post #TOTP
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
Lolly: The Britney we have at home #TOTP
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
The Kevin and Perry sketches >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being kicked in the face >>>>>>>>>>>>> the Kevin and Perry film #TOTP
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 25/09/2026
Huge and unprecedented sanctions due to be put in place as City found guilty of 114 from 115 charges.
Steve Coogan in The Bureau saying he's going to impose a transfer ban for an hour.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 24/09/2026
Oh, go on then. Limited myself to no more than one game from any system (that I played each game on). More details in alt text for any hoot-givers.
A grid of game covers: Venture (Colecovision), Repton 2 (Electron), Turbo Esprit (Spectrum), Bubble Bobble  (Arcade), SWOS (Amiga), Tetris DX (GBC), Perfect Dark (N64), OutRun 2006 C2C (360), Cyberpunk 2077 (PC).
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, fancy that www.bbc.co.uk/schedules/p0...
Swap Shop Night on BBC4
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Iain Mew @superchartisland.com · 24/09/2026
This week, my post was on the history of the game Steve Davis Snooker. Featuring David Attenborough, Chas & Dave, Steve Davis and his liking for Galaxian and Holly Herndon, and the fourth different company I've covered to start out with a Frogger clone www.superchartisland.com/steve-davis-snooker
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Steve Davis Snooker – “Colour wanted”
In 1969, the controller of BBC Two, one David Attenborough, had a bit of an issue. He had a few colour cameras, and a desire to put something unique on his channel that would maximise the use of th…
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 23/09/2026
Lazily flipping through old browser bookmarks (and by "old" I mean "it was still called Guardian Unlimited" old). 95% of my old bookmarks are long dead, but this from 2007 is still marvellously online. MP3s of school bands playing pop and TV theme classics. Lovely stuff. www.ubu.com/outsiders/36...
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UbuWeb - 365 Days Project (2007)
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 23/09/2026
The venerable @athleticomince.bsky.social is coming to an end, so for old times’ sake here’s our bad doodle of the British Managers Lunch Club. Money money money money money
A very bad drawing of 12 British (although one of them played for and managed Ireland) football managers in poses eerily reminiscent of Da Vinci’s Last Supper
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Geoff Capes holding up SuperGran in an empty athletics stadium
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 23/09/2026
The real shame is, it's probably going to be the stuff nobody else does that'll get closed. It'd be nice if a UKTV channel took up the slack as far as Three/Four go, but given UK Play quickly got the chop, I won't hold out much hope.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 23/09/2026
The time when Jive Bunny covered Collapsed Lung.
Spotify page for Jive Bunny's Favourite Football Anthems.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 22/09/2026
Tuesday.
High Griffiths looking angry. I think in The Bargee, but may be wrong.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 21/09/2026
"Now, I've called you all here to the big ITV Sport Meeting Room to discuss the title sequence for our own version of Soccer Saturday and Final Score. It's all about football scores, as they happen. Any ideas?" "Cyberpunk VR Ironside?" "Nailed it."
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 21/09/2026
Still ploughing through the book version of blog series The Most-Broadcast BBC (etc). Not far off finishing (tidying up, updating bits, reviewing data), but unsure if I stick with self-publishing to get it out for BBC TV's 90th anniversary, or (given the time spent on it) actually seek a publisher.
Bottom of a page in Word: three footnotes and a wordcount. 
  I’m assuming it was a big money. It might just have been a load of straw and a new saddle.
  Though at least it saw off ITV’s The Goal Rush (2001-2003) without much trouble.
  And not, as several letter writers to the Radio Times thought back in those early years, this “black and white hat”. His hat wasn’t remotely black and white, but it’s probably fair to suggest those viewers had yet to upgrade to colour television sets.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 21/09/2026
No matter how interesting or not you find the idea of Colin Baker being in The Young Ones might be, this blog post in even more interesting than that. Top work from John, as ever.
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Typology of Pedestrian Walking Symbols walking-men.com/product/hood... Via @kottke.org
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 20/09/2026
MEN THEN: [Someone making a picture with pens or Photoshop] MEN NOW: [Someone typing DO A MANOPHERE MEME into Grok]
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 19/09/2026
Lovely stuff.
Radio Times article: "It Might Be A Giggle, says Tony Hancock" followed by 600 words on the new series of Hancock's Half Hour.
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sonofajoiner @sonofajoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hurrah! They're selling black shirts!
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"Smoke me a kipper, Arthur - and none for those greedy pilots, they don't deserve it" RIP Stephanie Cole
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 18/09/2026
* No matter which country is hosting, they'll ensure the entire ceremony is conducted almost entirely in English. * The host of the British TV broadcast proceeds to talk over their commentary anyway. I mean, I'm sure that doesn't *help*.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 18/09/2026
IDEA: Develop a board game based on Richard Stilhoe's Statutory Right of Entry to Your Home.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 18/09/2026
I've got a cold, but at least it's given me a millionaire idea: those taps that deliver instant boiling water, but it's warm handkerchiefs straight out of the tumble dryer.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 16/09/2026
I'm saying Lemmy in underrated BBC-era Comic Strip two-parter South Atlantic Raiders, where he's basically a live-action one-man Gorillaz prototype.
Lemmy as Argentinian wrong 'un Rico, doing a grin to camera.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 16/09/2026
I did NOT need to be aware that when The Box of Delights first aired, the participants in 70UP were still in their twenties. (JK, a good thread)
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 15/09/2026
French film Taxi, which is already basically Crazy Taxi.John Cleese as the Frenchman from Monty Python and the Holy Grail saying "I told him we've already got one".
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The House Of Splain @thehouseofsplain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This cryptic teaser to the next House Of Splain episode should have you clicking that big "SUBSCRIBE" button on YouTube www.youtube.com/@thehouseofs... The episode has nothing to do with Drummond, Cauty or *ANY* of their artistic endeavours Coming this Saturday morning in the Swap Shop/Tiswas slot
THE TIMELORDS
THE MANUAL
(HOW TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE THE EASY WAY)
THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU REVEAL THEIR ZENARCHISTIC METHOD USED IN MAKING THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPEN.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 13/09/2026
Monday night is 50's night; Tuesday night is 60's night; Wednesday night is 70's night; Friday night is Thursday night. youtu.be/XogiXuEFHNg?...
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TISM on Full Frontal, performing Garbage
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 13/09/2026
A great article. And hey, at least the opening titles for h&p@bbc. were really good.
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fun fact: Tippi Hedren, the actress possibly most famous for her stellar performance in Hitchcock's The Birds, was a major cause of why ~50% of all nail salons in the US are Vietnamese owned and run. While she volunteered at Hope Village, a refugee camp in CA set up for aid during the Vietnam War,
A young Tippi Hedren taking a quirky photo with a raven perched on her as she smiles at the camera.
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 12/09/2026
He's been! He's been! German Snack Food Santa has been!
Bags of Oktoberfest Peanut Ouffs and Paprika Potato Sticks from Aldi
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 12/09/2026
Imagine that - being able to 'download' a whole song as an 'MP3' off the 'internet' in just half an hour. (The Times, Fri 28 July 2000)
BESPOKE CDs AT A PRICE TO SUIT: "NAPSTER may be closing to - day , but when The Times tried the filesharing system yester - d a y there were more than 700,000 tracks available to download. Using Napster is very sim - ple . First download the free program from the Napster website, www.napster.com. Run it, and the Napster sys - tem installs itself and uses your Internet connection to connect to a master server. If you already have any MP3 files — music compressed into very small computer files with - ou t losing much sound quali - ty ; it stands for Moving Pic - ture experts group version 2 (audio layer 3) — the program will catalogue them and send that list to the server. Other - wise you are now free to search for the tracks you want. We looked for a wide selec - tion of music: searching for Britney Spears instantly brought back the maximum 100 results. Clicking on the track we wanted initiated the transfer, and half an hour lat - er the track was playing happi - ly on our machine. The obvious pop artistes aside, the music available for download on Napster is surprisingly wide-ranging . Searches for Vera Lynn, Bing Crosby, Stephane Grappelli, Mozart and local favourite Half Man Half Biscuit all came back with CD-quality re - cordings available to acquire. The faster your Internet con - nection , the faster you can download the music, but even with the slowest ordinary phone connection you can bring an entire CD's worth — say 12 tracks — in about two hours if you download them simultaneously: Programs are available, and most new computers can be equipped to put MP3 files on to recordable CDs. A blank CD costs 50p, so even with tele - phone costs you can make your own CD for the price of a pint of beer. No wonder that the music industry is upset."
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Jonathan Bufton @jonabuft.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Speaking of which, I’m glad this is online again. Fairly rare example from this era of NHP of the wheels completely falling off what was normally a very slick show youtu.be/z7kmhyO6pkI?...
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NOEL’S HOUSE PARTY (STUDIO RECORDING) Season 5 Episode 15 - 10.02.96
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 11/09/2026
It's also the 25th anniversary of Liverpool's Champions League debut against Boavista, with the Independent's reporter wondering why fans hadn't flocked to Anfield to watch football on the evening of 11 September 2001.
"If Houllier really did feel satisfied by the scoreline, his main disappointment must have been the surprisingly small gathering of 30,015. The match was admittedly shown live on an obscure digital channel, but maybe the truth is that Liverpool supporters have lost the European habit since the days when the giant trophy regularly rested at Anfield."
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 09/09/2026
Innit though, eh? #ChampionsLeague
Badly made infographic: "Man-Made Objects Visible From Space"
The Great Pyramids of Giza
The Kennecott Copper Mine, Utah
The Great Wall of Chins
The Shoulder Stripes on This Season's Adidas Kits
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 08/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Mark GJ @brokentv.uk · 08/09/2026
SPLENDID. But even more splendid is that article making me aware of bigboxcollection.com which is splendid squared. Proper 3D scans of great big old lovely boxed games. Lovely stuff #lovelystuff
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BigBoxCollection: high-res 3D boxes of over 800 games from 1982 to today
Remember When Video Games Came In Big Boxes?
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.
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