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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 01/10/2026
It’s just more fun too! New Xbox Experience is such a great name. The blades dashboard had so much OG Xbox DNA that was totally stripped from the NXE. Before then, I felt Xbox was for Serious Gamers™️, but I have never been that. I feel the blades dash would laugh at you for trying to play Minecraft!
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 01/10/2026
Metro dashboard is nice and that, but the New Xbox Experience looked so cool to me that I upgraded my PS2 to a Xbox 360 specifically so I could download the update and have a thing that had such a cool UI
a screenshot of the best Xbox 360 UI
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 29/09/2026
This bathroom is really making me rethink if everything is showbiz after all
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 28/09/2026
My "not one of them folks that’s sexually attracted to trains" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mummy From the Private Eye archive.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TOM CONTI???? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE GIRL
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 19/09/2026
I swear to god I’m currently listening to a podcast where they mentioned squirrels. That made me think of a picture of one you posted a few days ago. Opened the app to look at said picture, and am greeted with a fresh squirrel pic. Dunno what it means, but it must mean something
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 12/09/2026
alright, Rule Lord, I’ll acquiesce to your rules—this time. but you should know: you’re only make it more narratively satisfying when I later defy those very same rules.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this might be the single funniest bad AI overview I've ever seen, down to the engagement bait at the bottom. all work has ground to a halt
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 10/09/2026
Don’t thank me; you made it! I love the shape of the head and the ears and I love the pattern and the eyes and the whiskers. If only there were some kinda way to turn a 3d model into a real life tangible thing 🤔
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 08/09/2026
Why do I enjoy seeing this cats head so much!?
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
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laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 08/09/2026
ngl sometimes i open this on the tv (haven’t put the fs toggle yet) and it’s like wow,,,it’s a real game
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 07/09/2026
YT recommended this youtu.be/F64lNlDgFiE & his fave calculator is the more advanced version of the one I had at school. I remembered I still had it, found it, battery still worked, dedicated this playlist to it music.apple.com/gb/playlist/... a deeply incoherent mix of songs like all my playlists
youtu.be
I was sold a fake calculator
YouTube video by Another Roof
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 07/09/2026
I should've guessed from the name that you had the green 17 tbh! Besides the red 12 I'm still using, my 11 was called Bumblebee because it had a yellow back and black front. All kinda lazy names really. It's naming playlists where I really come into my own
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 07/09/2026
Is there ever any sort of warped logic to the device names, or are they 100% arbitrary?
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 07/09/2026
It happens sometimes I feel like. My iPhone forgot it was called Catsup, then when I got a a replaced on AppleCare, I had to call it Ketchup because it seemed morbid to call it by the old phones name
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 07/09/2026
Poor unloved, unnamed iPad 😢
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Dasha tweeting "Are you r[REDACTED]s going to buy this crypto coin or what@bennycarlyle "wait what's it called"

@dash_eats "$dasha"

embedded chart shows it is $.000323 per coin and down 54.41%
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/09/2026
The Bayeux Tapestry depicting that time someone put a cat in a bin, the Death Star, a man with a flare up his bum and Del falling through the bar while Trigger does a face
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laura - buy my game!! @freezydorito.lol · 27/08/2026
🌧️🥹
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 26/08/2026
THANK YOU! This has driven me mad ever since hearing about it!
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 23/08/2026
so much for *international* house of pancakes!
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 20/08/2026
So intense
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 14/08/2026
now how have I never noticed "..enter website name"!? probably because it's unimportant, but it does feel like "name" doesn't need to be there
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 14/08/2026
okay, yeah thats a fair point, especially when you consider that normies in this context is every single person in the UK with a mobile phone.
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 14/08/2026
dislike "Search gov.uk/alerts" instead of "Go to gov.uk/alerts" tbh
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The emergency alert went off and I dropped my phone into the barbecue.
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 13/08/2026
Yeah, your post was perfectly timed as I’d just got back into emulation gaming and wanted to take it downstairs to the living room TV. All the others on AliExpress were too media focused, and I just need to click a few icons and type once in a blue moon. Works while charging too. Apple could never!
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 13/08/2026
this arrived today and it rules! typing this from the remote and living in the future!
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 13/08/2026
You can tell The Resort Villa is fancy because the promo video on their webpage is hosted on Vimeo instead of Youtube
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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can’t see the eclipse. Moon keeps getting in the way.
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
花火は綺麗ですね。花火の音は苦手です。がんぼるぞい。 translation: Fireworks are beautiful. I don't like the sound of them, though.
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 06/08/2026
Another victim of RAMageddon!
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 29/07/2026
mini marble arch mound
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ok but what if elon musk makes racism so cringe no one wants to do it any more
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 25/07/2026
ooo, didn't know they started selling the Hitachi wand in black! 🤩
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 21/07/2026
He’s 17 and i will queue when the day comes
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 18/07/2026
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Andrew Ferguson @dontfuck.men · 17/07/2026
Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
A poster for Shrek Rave with a giant green laser 3d head of Shrek wearing sunglasses. The text below says “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 16/07/2026
happy anniversary, darling!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-meets-owner-at-doo…
Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
As is tradition when football doesn’t come home, the team will be fed to this creature. As a pacifist, this brings me no joy to report
that horrifying fruit and veg monster that Tesco advertised with earlier this year
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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
At least we don’t have to listen to wonderwall.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/07/2026
how I'm tryna be
vintage Pyrex packaging showing an anthropomorphic bottle captioned 
boil me
chill me
see if I care
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Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble) @benjibum16.fun · 12/07/2026
get the angle right on this one though, and you can loop the stream straight down the drain
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The “Oh fuck you’re gonna make me come” meme with the word “home” added after “come” and the World Cup trophy superimposed on the face of the lady who is going to come
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