Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’d be better off trying the Heimlich manoeuvre. 2573
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Danny Tommo now wishes to be known as Danny Fafo. 79813
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Patriots protesting the national trouser shortage. 107810
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Defending the Englishman’s God-given right to be an absolute cunt. 8865
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One of my biggest pet peeves is people keeping peeves as pets. So cruel. 3314
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“You call it United Queendom, Britishland, Londontown, they call it sometimes England. It's got more names than any other place in the world. So many names. I call it Susan.” 213420
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026AI to be renamed Super Human Intelligence Trump 3255
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Führerbunker.bbc.co.ukTrump says his triumphal arch will become a military ammunition complexTrump said the updated plans were at the request of the US military and for national security purposes. 11341
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Using AI to grade my farts. And people say it’s not useful. 1212
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Please sign my petition to rename Piddington as Cuntville. 511615
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight, for those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!" 5387
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I will not be dictated to by the establishment. I therefore resign from my long-standing position as Entrant Chooser. 2140
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Live feed from the World’s Smartest Genius Awards. 09626
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as head of the Piddington tourist bureau. 1832
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If Donald Trump says that AI is completely safe that’s good enough for me. We’re all fucked. 0424
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If any crypto billionaires want to slip me a few quid, I’m willing to spout any old shit for the right price. DM me. 18011
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Busy weekend ahead posting my offensive and uninformed opinions on people’s Facebook updates. 1432
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Of course he fucking can’t. Next question. 1221414
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The protest outside the Daily Mail office is really kicking off. 112212
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Metropolitan Police on the blower, Nige” 1833351
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026@mattleys.bsky.social The reviews are in. 3271
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this but FUCK YOU!!!! 10575
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Kneel before the might of… SPACE LIBERACE!! 3821961
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Those who don't learn history are doomed to open Twitter accounts. 0546
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as head of security at the Renoir Museum. 0394
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026They’d better make sure they don’t put their white socks and pants in the wash with their uniforms or they’ll be in BIG trouble with their mums. 8787
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“We’re a bit cheesed off with the naughty fascist masked demonstrators” says government spokesman in hard-hitting statement. 07515
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’ve more than enough credibility, thank you very much, Mr Zuckerberg. Now fuck off. 2802
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looks like the undertaker has made an early start. 810110
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026If they were serious about stopping the boats they’d be in the water. Lightweights. 8534
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just did a fart so noxious and repellent it was invited to be a guest speaker at the Reform UK conference. 49421
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My performance art piece, currently showing at Dover, entitled ‘Fuckwits’. 1715529
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He should also be investigated by the fashion police. 3525
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Both an internal investigation and an internal examination would find that Nigel Farage is full of shit. 2575
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Pretty pleased with my first day as head of PR for Reform UK. 21006
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Oh, Mister Farage, sir… just one more thing…” 011620
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026And we would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling foreign funded climate change activists. 2573
Mr Roger Quimbly @rogerquimbly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m sure that Reform internal investigation will be done to the highest and most rigorous standards before finding that they’re all completely innocent and nothing to see here, guv’nor. 4605
