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Hi, I’m Zoë, and I have done many things 37 🔞| Married | Minneapolis fan godslittleravioli.tumblr.com

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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 6h
boooo👎 BOOOOOO😡
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 15h
Any excuse to repost this image:
a protest sign that says “Rahm Emanuel likes Nickelback”
his publicist told NPR that Rahm, in fact, does not. which is corncob behavior
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 15h
Any excuse to repost this image:
a protest sign that says “Rahm Emanuel likes Nickelback”
his publicist told NPR that Rahm, in fact, does not. which is corncob behavior
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 16h
hey if someone could teach me the way to turn my incandescent rage into happy creativity, that would be super
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m going to generate a confirmation code if anyone needs one 371273
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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 17h
I know some of you would wear this
A teal shirt that says “Wag!” on it
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎵🪕Spanktown ladies sing this song harder, harder 🎵
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today in “Old New Yorkers”: an issue from 2022, where one of the topline articles was about how Iran has a bunch of missiles, and how it’s a super effective strategy for them and… Man, I wish anyone in our government believed in reading
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m not so narrow-minded that it’s my only issue, but “I will allow the Renault Twingo to be sold in the US” would certainly bolster my vote
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is making me think that in a thousand years time, future humans will stumble upon a jagged architecture of imposing shards and think “I bet this is a place of honor. Let’s substantially disturb it!”
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Went down a rabbit hole of pills with a “386” on them on the assumption he doesn’t really know what they’re giving him, and it could be Ambrisentan (lowers blood pressure to the lungs) or Terazosin (hypertension/enlarged prostate)
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giving 21st century homosexuals some of The Church’s money and asking them to make a sculpture of St Sebastian that’s horny in a way that resonates with today’s society.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giving 21st century homosexuals some of The Church’s money and asking them to make a sculpture of St Sebastian that’s horny in a way that resonates with today’s society.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While not to everyone’s taste, for me this is a *very good* bathroom
an art-deco inspired bathroom, with black tiled walls with a green accent and three stripes in the tile at eye level. there’s a round mirror on one wall and a stained glass window showing a field with trees. the sink, tub and toilet are all green and very art deco chunky
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: God, why have I been so depressed lately? The part of me that actually does the thinking: SAD. S.A.D. What does the S stand for? What’s happening now? Me: is it shot day?
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If someone engineered a slate of progressive policies that were popular and lead to large and durable democratic margins, it would remove the need for consultants. Accordingly, to protect their (very profitable) jobs, consultants will never engineer those policies and may in fact argue against them
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Corner Gas, generally.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I listen to a lot of bad (secretly kind of good) music and a little bad (bad) music. The difference is the former had a point of view that was let down by some other aspect of the music (lack of talent, bad production, being stuck in the era) OTOH, bad-bad music has nothing to say.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trapped in an ominous, underground corridor. AMA
Zoe in front of a hallway that goes to darkness
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
found where they keep the robots that are secretly gay
A sign that says electrical closet
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘that’s an ad hominem’ well, their argument is off-putting and bad, and don’t respect them for having said it. sometimes, the appropriate response is “shut up, weirdo”
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When you think a puppygirl is trans, call that clocker spaniel
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN ERIC SCHMITT: and you claim you’ve never been to Faribault County JACK SMITH: that is correct SEN ERIC SCHMITT: these texts proved you perjured yourself. SEN KLOBUCHAR: Could he have been in the City of Faribault? JACK SMITH: Yes, that’s the county seat of Rice County
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see the three popped collar college preps have finally been promoted at their fathers’ companies
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why are you trans? wrong answers only: it’s an extended bit, but I’m committing to it
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
putting a lot of faith in lap joint bonding there
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN ERIC SCHMITT: and you claim you’ve never been to Faribault County JACK SMITH: that is correct SEN ERIC SCHMITT: these texts proved you perjured yourself. SEN KLOBUCHAR: Could he have been in the City of Faribault? JACK SMITH: Yes, that’s the county seat of Rice County
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going out to the garage to call my project car a bastard piece of shit, in hopes this will fix it
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And even if it was true that Smith was in Atlanta, so what? Maybe I’m a simpleton, but if your proof of malfeasance is simply being in the same city as someone else, that seems, perhaps, a bit weak.
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey everyone, I'm really in a bind. I was just told earlier today that my job will be terminating me on October 13th, exactly one day before my upcoming requested paid medical leave to recover from bottom surgery. I intend to fight this in court, but I could really use some help in the meantime.
gofund.me
Donate to Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery, organized by Katra Ariello
Hi, my name is Katra, and I’ve just been notified that I’ll be let go of… Katra Ariello needs your support for Support Katra Through Bottom Surgery Recovery
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, My wife is selling more organic, homemade jam. If you’re in the Twin Cities and want some great products, this is your last chance; quantities are limited
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Bonnie’s Seasonal Kitchen
Bonnie’s Seasonal Kitchen: following the fruits and flavors of the season. These products are homemade and not subject to state inspection. #20241352
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will not be giving it up for Third Way under any circumstances. You underestimate how long I can hold a grudge. Kevin Fields from third grade still owes me a quarter.
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky, the web site where everyone is thirty-eight (38) My opinion on these songs is probably heavily influenced by my absolutely vicious auditory processing disorder: two puberties and the ability to look lyrics up later, I bet the number of these that hold up is very few.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sound of growling and hissing from the front porch means Cinnamon (the cat) must have returned, seeking dinner, and our cats are upset
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In last night’s dream, a character tried explaining that “weasel skin fries” was her family’s term for skin-on french fries, and I’m going to have to ask my subconscious to kindly tell me what it’s trying to tell me in a more direct way.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Talked with my mother about my upcoming FFS. While she tries her best to be a good ally, woo nelly The Cis just do not get us, do they?
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In last night’s dream, a character tried explaining that “weasel skin fries” was her family’s term for skin-on french fries, and I’m going to have to ask my subconscious to kindly tell me what it’s trying to tell me in a more direct way.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Talked with my mother about my upcoming FFS. While she tries her best to be a good ally, woo nelly The Cis just do not get us, do they?
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This might be a “me” thing, but I take no greater joy than in dropping a fascinating, howdoyouknowthat-level fact at a dinner party
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
DJ Regular Jeff
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Found out why I haven’t. (Bless you, @wfmu.bsky.social DJs)
a search of the WFMU archive, showing that the song “Choosin’ Texas” had been played never. Good job, WFMU
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If elected president, I will require all economics classes to be taught in conjunction with a humanities class just to reduce all the galaxy brained shit that comes up in business school like “at least evil creates value for someone”
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
feminize a band name Echo (she/her) and the Bunnymen
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first episode of the season on GBBO, or as I call it “Oh good, homosexuals”
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This past week, I had a chance to hear a presentation on the assets held by the permanent school fund: suffice to say increasing the amount given to schools will not imperil the solvency of that fund in the slightest.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My low stakes conspiracy theory is private equity is the reason hotel mattresses have gotten worse
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In this iced coffee discussion, I think the dividing line depends on whether or not you’re making up a woman to get mad at.
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first episode of the season on GBBO, or as I call it “Oh good, homosexuals”
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