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bleary (feat. Akon)

@bleary.off-the-records.com
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“I love you sons of bitches. You’re all I read anymore." Essays about old pop music over at off-the-records.com Watch movies with me: boxd.it/qeNT

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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 40m
Best part of this week: I got to tell a non-native English speaker how to pronounce “midwifery”
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3h
I don’t like saying False Flag without a scrap of evidence, but hearing Netanyahu describe today’s dramatic events has me a bit
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Kevin Bridges: Did Ye, Aye?
Alt: Kevin Bridges: Did Ye, Aye?
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3h
I saw Crash & Abandoned Portaloo at Oxygen 2004. They were rubbish.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 5h
It’s the air fryer and it’s not even close. I love you, air fryer.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 5h
lol, I can’t believe they asked about a match in 1936
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 8h
Increasingly badly drawn horse meme with Elon's torso
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 8h
We somehow need to get JCO on the next Kendrick record
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 9h
Very much enjoyed the north side Dub arachnologist on 2FM just now. “It’s ridin’ season for the spiders.”
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11h
Thinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11h
Can’t figure out if AI Doctor Who is really good news or really bad news for Ian Levine
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11h
Centurions isn’t very fondly remembered but I thought it was cool as hell
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Centurions: Power Extreme Transformation
ALT: Centurions: Power Extreme Transformation
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11h
I am not joking when I say this. Jive Bunny is now very, very good. You just don’t know yet because all musical mashups circulating today is from the Stars On 45 era. Jive Bunny et al have solved infinite musical mashups.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
The Piss My Father Wore
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Rev Peter W Nimmo @peternimmo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish science fiction- Sir Walter Scott awaits his rocket launch to become the first Scot in space
Sir Walter inside his Gothic rocket shaped monument in Edinburgh
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
Full Metal Jacket is a British film
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026
a relationship with an irish person is very much about both the destination *and* the ride
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
Theres too much shit on me
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
I saw Arthur Christmas in the cinema on Xmas eve the year it released. Our family now watches it every Christmas Eve. I think it’s perfect. (Also: Life of Brian, Get Carter, Kind Hearts & Coronets, All Of Us Strangers)
Arthur Christmas
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
Permissions list on the Independent website looks like washing machine instructions on a clothes label
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
All of these guys worked for DOGE
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
Aspect of the AI boom that's not being discussed enough: it's driving up interest rates. The hyperscalers are issuing bonds in markets usually reserved for governments. That's putting pressure on other borrowers, even the US treasury.
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High mortgage rates compound housing affordability challenges
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026
Labour's path to beating Reform requires them to find a policy that's (a) extremely popular and (b) too left-wing for Reform to co-opt. Nationalisation seems like the obvious choice. But they won't do it because they're all Thatchites at heart.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
Seriously: George Costanza’s parents. They don’t do anything specifically evil; they just grind all the goodness and warmth out of the people around them, which is why their son became such an amoral monster.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
I think Choosin’ Texas is a pretty good song and I feel like a weird deviant for saying so. I know we’re trying to hold the line against pop-country, but I just can’t find anything specifically wrong with it. It’s basically fine.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
Fly-tipping is like cow-tipping, but you do it to a fly. Really difficult skill to master. Most people start with cows and practice on increasingly smaller animals. Dogs. Gerbils. Spiders.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
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Mr. Krabs and the word 'Money'
Alt: Mr. Krabs and the word 'Money'
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
It’s fine to live in a bubble, but you can’t then act surprised that things are happening outside of your bubble. You’ve chosen to stop listening to contemporary pop music. That’s fine! You’d probably hate a lot of it! But the world does actually carry on without you.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
When watching Better Call Saul, it occurred to me that it’s quite similar to GTA 5, what with three simultaneous stories about different types of criminal. Only just discovered that the guy who voiced Trevor in GTA is in one of my favourite BCS scenes.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026
I heard Choosing Texas three times yesterday because I sometimes have the radio on in the car.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 26/09/2026
Just back from an absolutely packed screening of Your Name. So full that they had to put on a second screening next door. Once again I must ask: why didn’t they release Avatar Aang in cinemas?
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 26/09/2026
In many ways, we were much worse.
Small man: getting mad at the local lesbian bar over their mask policy

Giant: Trying to cancel the vagina museum because they won't participate in the poster's strike
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 26/09/2026
The mask-optional lesbian bar story reminds me so much of the early days of Bluesky, except that we had more people in clown school.
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The Great Lesbian Woke Off
YouTube video by Scroll Deep
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
The real greatest TV show of all time? The girl reading this.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
Seemingly controversial opinion: I think Breaking Bad is really good
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
I think Alexander Skarsgard could do it
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
This is trolling
Louie right above Hacks
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Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026
Realized I missed a trick by listening to you too closely tho
Calvin peeing but his head is replaced by a line-drawing of John Calvin and he's peeing on the words "Salvation by works alone"
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
- I'm going to get you! At your computer place! The thing where you make money! The doing room!!! - Watch out. I think he means business.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
Asking other PMs to post a letter: Boris: Chucks the letter in the bin and keeps the stamp money Sunak: "What's a 'post office'?" Keir: Gives you a speech about why it's impossible to post letters Burnham: Sings you a song about why it's impossible to post letters Truss: Tries to eat the letter
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
Me planning a day of housework at 9am vs me at 5pm looking back on my achievements
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lolz and I *HATE* this song!
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
I keep posting about how Theresa May is the best British PM of recent years, not because I like her but because she had a basic level of competence that her successors haven't had. Not even competence as a PM. I just mean I'd trust her with a very simple task, like posting a letter for me.
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
4 Non Blondes
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
Curtains for Zoosha?
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
What's the point of this? Like, if you give them the benefit of the doubt and assume this is motivated by good intentions... what's the supposed outcome? How does this help?
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NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
Patient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
Pretty Womans
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bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026
MAKE YOKES
A FIVER AGAIN
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