bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 40mBest part of this week: I got to tell a non-native English speaker how to pronounce “midwifery” 010
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3hI don’t like saying False Flag without a scrap of evidence, but hearing Netanyahu describe today’s dramatic events has me a bitstatic.klipy.comKevin Bridges: Did Ye, Aye?Alt: Kevin Bridges: Did Ye, Aye? 120
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 3hI saw Crash & Abandoned Portaloo at Oxygen 2004. They were rubbish. 130
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 5hIt’s the air fryer and it’s not even close. I love you, air fryer. 140
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 5hlol, I can’t believe they asked about a match in 1936 130
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 8hWe somehow need to get JCO on the next Kendrick record 0101
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 18hnot sure why I made this but now you have to see it 8169502709
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 9hVery much enjoyed the north side Dub arachnologist on 2FM just now. “It’s ridin’ season for the spiders.” 050
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11hThinking about the movie RRR and I feel we need an Irish version. Completely over the top, ahistorical story of Irish independence. James Connolly battering Lloyd George with nunchucks. Michael Collins taking out 200 black & tans barehanded. Dev defeating Monty in a dance-off. Let’s do this. 58721
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11hCan’t figure out if AI Doctor Who is really good news or really bad news for Ian Levine 130
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11hCenturions isn’t very fondly remembered but I thought it was cool as hellstatic.klipy.comCenturions: Power Extreme TransformationALT: Centurions: Power Extreme Transformation 140
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 11hI am not joking when I say this. Jive Bunny is now very, very good. You just don’t know yet because all musical mashups circulating today is from the Stars On 45 era. Jive Bunny et al have solved infinite musical mashups. 0207
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 282569463
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)Rev Peter W Nimmo @peternimmo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Great moments in Scottish science fiction- Sir Walter Scott awaits his rocket launch to become the first Scot in space 0133
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/09/2026a relationship with an irish person is very much about both the destination *and* the ride 0164
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026I saw Arthur Christmas in the cinema on Xmas eve the year it released. Our family now watches it every Christmas Eve. I think it’s perfect. (Also: Life of Brian, Get Carter, Kind Hearts & Coronets, All Of Us Strangers) 350
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026Permissions list on the Independent website looks like washing machine instructions on a clothes label 1114
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026Aspect of the AI boom that's not being discussed enough: it's driving up interest rates. The hyperscalers are issuing bonds in markets usually reserved for governments. That's putting pressure on other borrowers, even the US treasury.youtu.beHigh mortgage rates compound housing affordability challengesYouTube video by PBS NewsHour 111
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 29/09/2026Labour's path to beating Reform requires them to find a policy that's (a) extremely popular and (b) too left-wing for Reform to co-opt. Nationalisation seems like the obvious choice. But they won't do it because they're all Thatchites at heart. 150
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026Seriously: George Costanza’s parents. They don’t do anything specifically evil; they just grind all the goodness and warmth out of the people around them, which is why their son became such an amoral monster. 180
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026I think Choosin’ Texas is a pretty good song and I feel like a weird deviant for saying so. I know we’re trying to hold the line against pop-country, but I just can’t find anything specifically wrong with it. It’s basically fine. 4100
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026Fly-tipping is like cow-tipping, but you do it to a fly. Really difficult skill to master. Most people start with cows and practice on increasingly smaller animals. Dogs. Gerbils. Spiders. 030
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comMr. Krabs and the word 'Money'Alt: Mr. Krabs and the word 'Money' 031
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026It’s fine to live in a bubble, but you can’t then act surprised that things are happening outside of your bubble. You’ve chosen to stop listening to contemporary pop music. That’s fine! You’d probably hate a lot of it! But the world does actually carry on without you. 4122
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026When watching Better Call Saul, it occurred to me that it’s quite similar to GTA 5, what with three simultaneous stories about different types of criminal. Only just discovered that the guy who voiced Trevor in GTA is in one of my favourite BCS scenes. 110
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the AI era has taught us anything, it’s this: it’s fine to judge people based on their aesthetic preferences 1099173
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 28/09/2026I heard Choosing Texas three times yesterday because I sometimes have the radio on in the car. 170
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 26/09/2026Just back from an absolutely packed screening of Your Name. So full that they had to put on a second screening next door. Once again I must ask: why didn’t they release Avatar Aang in cinemas? 010
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 26/09/2026The mask-optional lesbian bar story reminds me so much of the early days of Bluesky, except that we had more people in clown school.youtube.comThe Great Lesbian Woke OffYouTube video by Scroll Deep 010
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026The real greatest TV show of all time? The girl reading this. 020
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026Seemingly controversial opinion: I think Breaking Bad is really good 0100
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026I think Alexander Skarsgard could do it 010
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)Extremely Normal Guy (not weird about stuff) @planarpunk.com · 24/09/2026Realized I missed a trick by listening to you too closely tho 2629
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026- I'm going to get you! At your computer place! The thing where you make money! The doing room!!! - Watch out. I think he means business. 6499
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026Asking other PMs to post a letter: Boris: Chucks the letter in the bin and keeps the stamp money Sunak: "What's a 'post office'?" Keir: Gives you a speech about why it's impossible to post letters Burnham: Sings you a song about why it's impossible to post letters Truss: Tries to eat the letter 452
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026Me planning a day of housework at 9am vs me at 5pm looking back on my achievements 043
Reposted by bleary (feat. Akon)__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Lolz and I *HATE* this song! 4142
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026I keep posting about how Theresa May is the best British PM of recent years, not because I like her but because she had a basic level of competence that her successors haven't had. Not even competence as a PM. I just mean I'd trust her with a very simple task, like posting a letter for me. 0398
bleary (feat. Akon) @bleary.off-the-records.com · 25/09/2026What's the point of this? Like, if you give them the benefit of the doubt and assume this is motivated by good intentions... what's the supposed outcome? How does this help?theguardian.comNHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessmentsPatient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses 2101