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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If a nuclear bomb landed on London it would not lead the news if in the same week it was revealed that someone from the royal family had, thirty years ago, possibly said something mean.

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TheAfterwords @theafterwords.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

UK #DEAL ALERT! Calling all one-clickers because I'M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME @ferguscraig.bsky.social is on #sale on #Kindle UK until the end of the month! link.amazon/B0duBDBT5 #ImNottheOnlyMurdererinMyRetirementHome #ad #amazonuk

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's been a good summer. ferguscraig.substack.com/p/the-perfec...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lovely to see this support for the Royal Academy at my local Irish pub.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In shops now! Ended up buying the SA Cosby book next to it.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

People who tend to wait for the paperback (me)! I'm Not The Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is out in the UK in paperback TODAY!

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home paperback is out in the UK on THURSDAY which means you should probably be ordering it NOW. And seeing as it's much lighter than the hardback, you should probably buy TWO.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One week until the UK release of the I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home paperback. Celebrating with a quiz: where am I? This is where I’ve done much of my writing this summer.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I try to know as little about films as possible before I watch them. Had it my head for some reason that The End of Oak Street was a crime thriller. It is not. Great fun and enormously surprising if you've gone in totally blind.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Can’t see the eclipse. Moon keeps getting in the way.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Heads up: I think the new Magnum La Pistache could well be the all time best Magnum.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Don't worry guys. I've looked ahead and there's a 25% chance of a light rain shower in ten days time.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Audible have selected I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home for their monthly deal in August. That means you can now get it for the pathetically low price of £4.99. Joan Walker does a brilliant job of narrating. Enjoy! www.audible.co.uk/pd/Im-Not-th...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Are you American? Do you live in the USA? Are you currently visiting the USA? If so, I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is very briefly available in ebook for $1.99. The Special Relationship depends on THIS.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A huge honour that definitely happened.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Going to see The Odyssey tonight. I predict I will have at least one toilet break and at least one nap.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The news this week has reminded me that all through my childhood, if I overheard my parents talking, they called me Jodrell Bank.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Maddest wordle of all time today?

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In terms of pleasure derived and money and calories spent, I reckon the Fab ice lolly is the best value thing in the UK.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Throwing mugs of peppermint tea around the living room, Boxpark style.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Putting it all on the line: if Norway win tonight, I'm never getting a Norwegian takeaway again.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Just went for a three minute run at absolutely no altitude and if my experiment is anything to go by, our boys are really going to struggle in Mexico City tonight.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

UK cover reveal! You are cordially invited to die. Out in February 2027 and available to preorder now from wherever you get your books. This year it has made me very happy to see so many people fall in love with a serial killer. Excited for you to read the next instalment.

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PhliM @filippom.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It's very good

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Decided to promote my book like a massive brand. It's hot hot hot out there! Cool down with I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home for just 99p... www.amazon.co.uk/Not-Only-Mur...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Keir Starmer promised so much, but in the end he did nothing for journeymen comedy actors who now spend most of their time writing cozy crime novels, and for that reason he had to go.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Starmer to start podcast straight after resigning and immediately become the nation's most charismatic and loved politician.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Quick question: is it considered acceptable to wear shorts whilst moderating an event at a literary festival?

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Haven't witnessed it yet, but I'd imagine this summer will feature a lot of dads winking whilst using the phrase 'hydration break' when suggesting it's time for a beer/cup of tea.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I'm going to the test match on my own tomorrow. Got a very nice seat in the pavilion. Beyond excited. Calling it Fergus's Special Day.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Get your Dad "I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home" for Father's Day. That way you can bond over how you both thought it was brilliant/shit OR you can disagree, which will give you something to talk about... www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Re...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Looking forward to hosting this event at Capital Crime this Friday. 4pm on the Goldsboro Books stage. There'll be a signing afterwards and I am terrified of having the smallest queue. Come say hello!

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It's just hours until the World Cup begins. What better time for us to release our Newcastle Natter season review? Out now, wherever you get your podcasts.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

First thing my son said to me this morning when I woke him up: 'Dad? What's your favourite owl fact?'

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Just finished a first draft of another one of my silly little books. Can’t tell you what this one is yet. Bags of work to do, but tonight I will celebrate the same way Jane Austen did on nights like these: with a pint of beer and Mike Atherton’s 2002 autobiography ‘Opening Up’

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

ATTENTION! For the month of June, I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is available on kindle for the low, low price of 99p. And by the looks of it, with the new paperback cover too! www.amazon.co.uk/Not-Only-Mur...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

In court the foreman of the jury should be able to announce the verdict as 'We find the defendant not guilty but we've seen them given.'

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I've just realised the last Prime Minister to win a majority and complete a full term was Tony Blair in 2001.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

HUGE NEWS! The ONLY news anyone is talking about today. I can now reveal that there will be a sequel to I’m Not The Only Murderer in my Retirement Home and it’s called I’m Not The Only Murderer at This Wedding.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Excitingly, the German adaptation of my book I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home (Betreutes Morden) became available in audiobook today. Looking at Audible, it's more than two hours longer than the English version, which tells you just how long German words are.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Don't know what this says about my life but this morning on spelling bee I noticed the word 'vole' before I noticed the word 'love'.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

This weekend I’ve seen a bookstore in Houston, Texas recommend my book and a library somewhere in the middle of Canada have some fun with the cover. Seeing the book in places I’ve never been makes me so happy!

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Turn The Page! - Syosset Public Library 🎤 @splturnthepage.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Here's ep. 399C: former serial killer Carol is relaxing in her new retirement home…until a resident drops dead & she has to prove she didn't do it. Fergus Craig shares I’M NOT THE ONLY MURDERER IN MY RETIREMENT HOME! @ferguscraig.bsky.social turnthepage.blubrry.net/2026/04/23/t...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

The likelihood of someone who announces on social media that they are leaving social media actually leaving social media is statistically zero.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Great that the Strait of Hormuz has reopened but I worry that, with all this news coverage, it'll become too commercialised now. Hard to see it recreating the amazing nights that those of us who were there in the early days had.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

When's International Men's Day? I want to talk about the fact that spelling bee accepts two spellings of Mama and only one spelling of Papa.

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