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ella disenchanted

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Having carnal thoughts about Farrah Fawcett again. Best put on a hair shirt and ride my penny-farthing past the vicar’s house
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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
First date idea: We cancel on each other.
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Jonathan Cook @jonathan-cook.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Greta Thunberg, arriving back in Europe after her abduction by Israel in international waters, explains in 40 seconds why western governments are colluding in genocide:
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 09/06/2025
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
i know mutuals on here who don’t like derek guy’s menswear account & there’s a grip of y’all with blocks in place one way or another — and i would hope we can all collectively agree that this shit isn’t funny or a joke to help put anyone at risk of getting disappeared by the gestapo
derek guy & @dieworkwear • 2h honestly didn't expect this is what would happen when i joined a menswear forum 15 years ago

one screenshot from huffpost: JD Vance Hints He's OK With Deporting Menswear Writer Who
Mocks His Attire

another screenshot from raw story: JD Vance uses ominous meme to threaten
'Menswear Guy' who mocks his suits
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
IT'S NAMED AFTER STEVE SILHOUETTE
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
You ever take an hour walk when it's hot as hell and there's a UV advisory? Yeah me neither, anyway if anyone needs me I'll be taking a naked nap on the hardwood floor
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 09/06/2025
one thing about a bunch of troops sleeping in a big pile on the ground under an administration that thinks vaccination and pasteurization are for pussies is that nothing bad ever happened when fellas went camping with a thousand of their buddies before those things were invented
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Laborwave @laborwave.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
stay safe! avoid kettles!!
HOW TO SPOT A KETTLE

Police may try to surround the march on all sides in a "kettle."

If you're kettled, they might hold you there for hours...

They otten lie about when they're gonna let you go.
...or even arrest everyone.

Look out for a prisoner transport bus.

If you see a kettle coming, the safest exit is usually back the way you came.

TURN AROUND!
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Holly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I once killed a bee with Aqua Net. It was the 80s, and I'm sorry, environment, for both of those things 🐝👩‍🎤
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Jizz is my business and jizzness is good.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Why can't I read this
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Worth noting that the person who turned in Luigi did not get paid.
SEEKING
INFORMATION
ASSAULT ON A FEDERAL
OFFICER AND DAMAGE TO GOVERNMENT PROPERTY
Unknown Suspect
Paramount, California
June 7, 2025
REWARD
The FBI is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to the identification, arrest, and conviction of this unknown suspect.
DETAILS
The Federal Bureau of Investigation's Los Angeles Field Office is seeking the public's assistance in identifying the individual responsible for assaulting a federal officer and damaging government property near Alondra Boulevard in the city of Paramount, California.
On June 7, 2025, at approximately 3:30 p.m., the suspect threw rocks at law enforcement vehicles on Alondra Boulevard in Paramount, California, injuring a federal officer and damaging government vehicles.
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS
If you have any information concerning this case, please contact the FBI at 1-800-CALL-FBI (1-800-225-5324), your local FBI office, the nearest American Embassy or Consulate, or you can submit a tip online at tips.fbi.gov.
Field Office: Los Angeles
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...
wnep.com
Wayne County community rally amid ICE raid at restaurant
Newswatch 16's Emily Kress spoke with people in the Honesdale community who are shaken after watching three restaurant employees get detained.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
From the SF Chronicle: Photos obtained by the Chronicle show California National Guard troops deployed by the Trump administration to Los Angeles packed together in what appear to federal building basements or loading docks. The source who provided the photo said they redacted the name of one soldier that appeared in this photo.
Source
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Can you image if every team was posting in this site? AND with proper alt text? 😭😭😭
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Wow babe are you Zelda because your breath is wild
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You don't have to like her but when she cooks she's Anthony Bourdain
A tweet by Joyce Carol Oates reading "over-all takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers & go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their "contrarian" pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fűhrer, he'd be impressed with the guy's motor mouth & appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Becoming the joker doesn't cut it anymore. I need something worse to become
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
if you tried to pitch A Bug’s Life today Disney would chop you up and feed you to Bob Iger
You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
you know how sometimes there's a sneeze that you just can't pull the trigger on but you can feel it in there and it keeps almost happening over and over and then suddenly, at long last, it actually blasts off and you're like JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FINALLY. yea same. anyway, Jared Leto is in the news,
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 08/06/2025
I believe elves are real and steal my toenail clippings
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
once again struck by the fact that local news reporters' sympathies are largely with the protesters and families and against the federal government
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
every time an ice agent dies, an angel gets its wings
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 06/06/2025
I'm supposed to believe economists are smart when they're admitting to sex crimes in public arguing with a chatbot
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harpy @harpy.party · 07/06/2025
been workshopping a new way to stand that will make me seem more normal
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Megamind no bitches meme
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Early official Mario figurines notably interpreted character designs in unique ways. An officially licensed 1985 Super Mario Bros. capsule machine figurine depicts a Bullet Bill as calm, perhaps even amiable-looking.
Source: x.com/Cheapether/status/1285561717360136192, jp.mercari.com/item/m33529392336, jp.mercari.com/item/m36935429673, buyee.jp/item/jdirectitems/auction/c1187301920, aucfan.com/intro/q-~bec3a4b7a5b4a5e02020a5dea5eaa5aa20a5ada5e9a1bc/
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/06/2025
ACAB definitely includes Blinky the Talking Police Car
an antoropomorphic police car with a nose for a hood ornament, eyes with long curled lashes and giant dark eyebrows
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 05/06/2025
Twitter right now
Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i know it’s been a good day — but allow me to remind you why it’s actually a great day
Ronald Reagan › Date of death
June 5, 2004
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
If only we had stopped there
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💀WuClanTang💀, it’s just too Gary (scary) @yevkras.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Every detail of this murder spelled “hate crime”. These two were unarmed men outside of their burned property collecting their mail and Jonathan was murdered by the same monsters who burned down his house. It should be investigated why this was not investigated as a hate crime in the first place!
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
great — i make one joke to @illumi.meme when he was manic a couple of years ago & that’s what the llm focused on
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Jonathan Joss' husband Tristan has released another statement saying that donations to their old home GoFundMe are not needed at this time and would ask for everyone to direct their energy towards spreading the message about how he was in fact murdered in a hate crime
While I deeply appreciate the support from everyone I wanted to let you know that I have had a couple offers regarding covering expenses for a celebration of life. I have absolutely no plans yet on that but I will try to keep everyone updated. There’s not a need to donate to the gofundme. But I want everyone to remember the joy and love Jonathan has brought and will continue to bring forever. I have my essentials covered and our family in San Antonio is taking care of me until I get back to South Carolina. Instead of donating Jonathan and I would both rather you spread the word about the consistent injustice done to him, to us, and to our dogs. We had so many beautiful plans for the future.
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Eoghan Walsh @eoghanwalshbxl.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Is there a map out there of existing Dublin bike lanes? cc @dublincycling.bsky.social
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{ @postes.zip · 04/06/2025
"damn. RIP" is about the worst way to handle this
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 03/06/2025
all i want is to kick someone in half.
Kickin’ Jeans
Don’t Bind Your Legs!

Exclusive Gusset in the crotch allows same freedom of movement as our karate uniforms

And then an image of a 70’s guy kicking a dude in the stomach at a ~30 degree angle
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a nickelodeon advertisement shows a man holding a sword and says where 's the rest of it
ALT: a nickelodeon advertisement shows a man holding a sword and says where 's the rest of it
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
it’s important not to spoil them
School project/form reads “My Mom worked hard today. She deserves a __________” filled in with “microwaved hot dog.”
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
he's trying
A stock photo of a small turtle on a computer mouse next to a keyboard
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 04/06/2025
pride was a riot they didn't give a single shit if the government supported them or not
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The big thumbs up meme but the person talking is karoline leavitt the White House secretary saying “pride month is canceled” and the group of people to the right are wearing a rainbow of colors. When they hear her the big one gives her a middle finger instead of a thumbs up and she looks dejected while the rainbow colored people go on with their conversation.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Except actual farms feed you, as opposed to AI which does nothing but fail your homework assignments
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🇨🇦 Cal 🇨🇦 @cmarcoux.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
The baked potatoes in this thread absolutely killed me. Dead. I'm dead.
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