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doctor of sociology at inst. nastro azzurro terrorism/extremism explainer, media hell vortex looker nocellara.beehiiv.com 🧙‍♂️🚫 suffer in the tension between my serious opinions and d&d character pfp

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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 10h
lmao fuck the rangers
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10h
Winnipeg Tourism: I’ll show you a second tier city (complimentary).
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 13h
homosexual french guy opens grindr every time he unlocks his phone, call that l'homme screen
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 13h
plastering my office with "eat the frog" style motivational posters as i climb mahjong ranks in ffxiv just hit 1620, only 380 to go......
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Spencer Sunshine @transform6789.bsky.social · 17h
My “A Short History of Nazi-Satanism,” the first comprehensive overview of Nazi-Satanism, is finally out! Runs from the 1970s alliances b/t the Church of Satan & neo-Nazi groups thru today’s Order of Nine Angles and NVE. Link for PDF download. (captcha req) escholarship.org/uc/item/1f57...
image of 6 pentagrams around the text "A Short History of Nazi-Satanism - see link above"
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 17h
Not reposting to dunk, but the answer is that the economics of restaurants are absolutely harrowing and there's a reason most of them fail swiftly and brutally. The short version is costing a plate of food is multiplicative, not additive.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 18h
okay yeah hinojosa might actually beat abbott www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
the-independent.com
One of Texas’ top smokehouses drops brisket from menu due to soaring beef prices
Several barbecue joints across Texas have been forced to close entirely as owners report being in ‘survival mode’
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 20h
Reason I think this is neat is that there's provably unexplored space left to check out. It's cool if you want to make a roguelike deckbuilder but you absolutely do not have to.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 23h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 21h
It occurs to me with the futurists back in the news, no one's posted the Bostrom Singleton thing in which he suggests the solution to the various looming problems of the world is a kind of benign totalitarianism. Bostrom is useful in this stuff for two main reasons. nickbostrom.com/fut/singleton
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What is a Singleton?
Introduces the concept of a singleton: a world order capable of robustly solving global coordination problems and choosing the path of its own development.
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George Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A Pheasants Wake digital painting
of a dead pheasant in the road
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
the AR-15 as the crab of guns
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
a goddammit this is completely correct
a poorly edited picture of marx's facial hair on some guy doing a big sulk
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
Back in the SRA days, I got in a huge fight because I said the UK would descend into full totalitarianism before the US because it was something endemic to British character—that hate and reveling in the suffering of others comes more naturally to the Briton than most peoples. Well, well, well.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
i've had there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight stuck in my head so bad
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
if i was ken paxton's campaign manager i would not be after seeing this because i would have blown my brains out
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Marissa Louise @marissadraws.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rhea Perlman & John Candy as cops in Canadian Bacon (1995. dir Michael Moore) yelling at a guy to jump Niagra Falls so that they will get $50 for clean up as opposed to $25 for talking the jumper down.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
This is a very good point, honestly. The degree to which cruelty and human suffering have become content has had an exclusively degrading effect on the collective human psyche and it's something the accelerationists are right about.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
I know this is a little cool, but there are a handful of things I talk about on here on which I'm not an expert, but when I'm discussing the thing I'm paid to deal with and stay up to date on, I'm not going to debate basic facts with an obvious non-expert.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
On a lighter note, Delts are always my go-to example of a fraternity that's just a loose horde of feral white boys because I remember the time they got in a fight at O'Connell's so bad they had to close the bar for repairs.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
Sorry but this is a ridiculous statement in an age when fraternities are running local AI models to produce nonconsensual sexual imagery. If you read an exoneration of the historical culture of fraternities into what I wrote rather than "a bad problem is getting worse", I can't help you.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
It's hard to not see a symptom of a larger sea change in the Cornell rape. Sexual violence among minors and young adults is becoming increasingly common and while one may be tempted to say rape is more about power than sexual power, it has developed a different character.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
everyone's talking about nixonmaxxing and no one can recognize the one china policy in the wild, pathetic
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
you might not believe it, but this is a recession indicator
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
We have a lot of fun at the expense of the French, but honestly, I'm sure it's hard to balance cheating on your 16-year-old wife with a 14-year-old boy while working three hours a day.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gambling and porn addiction have both gotten way worse now that you don't have to physically go to a place that's kind of gross for them
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/09/2026
*bolts awake* it's Morbin time
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 28/09/2026
that guy from lost saying we have to go back and he's just real tore up about it
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
obviously the ai learning thing is stupid but why did they make albert einstein sound indian
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
when the guy on the metro wearing pervert glasses scanners it
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Retro Game Art 🎮🖼️🍂👻🦇 @retrogameart.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Virtua Fighter 4 ad (2002) #retro #art #gaming #VirtuaFighter
Virtua Fighter 4
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PlayStation 2
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
to put this on ravelery I had to make a store with a name. I chose 'acollierastro' but I should have named the store 'string theory.' damn.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
also i feel like if you're being smug about choosin' texas you can't view cowboy carter as anything but incredibly mid
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Devin Chaloux @devinchaloux.com · 27/09/2026
In fact, when someone was able to finally make it ironically enjoyable to the masses, the country music establishment swiftly moved to reject the song entirely. That song is "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
Country is generally view as "low art" in a way that can't be enjoyed ironically or with a sense of getting some deeper, layered message that excises them from the rabble.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
With a lot of people suddenly keying into the AI/rationalist/whatever crowd believing a bunch of weird shit, I would strongly caution against falling into the trap of ridiculing an adversary because they are "wrong" rather than them believing in a vision of the world that can happen.
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
i assume a lot of asexuals follow me for the same reason people with anxiety like horror movies
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
MAHJONG UPDATE: WE ARE RAPIDLY APPROACHING CHINITSU
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
over on centaur social media their version of the "and then everyone clapped" story starts with someone offering them an apple
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
it's almost that time of year again (eating a pound of oranges every day while hunched over the sink)
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 27/09/2026
going to hell for quoting a post about a jpeg with a mufo in it but ???????????????????????????????
florence pugh, some kind of otherwordly being bathed in refulgent beauty
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Ben Schwartz @benschwartz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the image shows warren beatty as dick tracy in one of his odd appearances with leonard maltin to appear in character as dick tracy to hold onto the franchise.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 26/09/2026
time to replay one of my favorite games, i think
emma from observation holding some kind of robot box
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sina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is a goof, do not yell at me (2026)
I sure hope they have cigarettes in hellGood evening comrade general we are in the midst of deploying our state propaganda across the airwaves the population will soon be under full psychic control  I used to be in the honor roll now im on a government watchlist Due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the Patio
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 25/09/2026
discontinuing fruit gems is rank antisemitism
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