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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out
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{ @postes.zip · 22/02/2025
i had to go to the doctor because i smelled really bad which makes me feel like i'm getting bullied in elementary school. "oh you have a doctor appointment? what for, smelling so bad???"
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Sir Arcane @sirarcane.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looks like what Grace wore when he visited Blip-A
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{ @postes.zip · 29/09/2025
ps1 looking bondage gear
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Regularity, but Spooky @regularity.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
funniest god damn "our message is in direct violation of our motto" you could ever see
Playstation store graphic that says "Play has no limits" as their motto at the bottom of the image, stock imagery. The content of the message is that they are removing and deleting purchased movies from the store and people's video libraries due to licensing arrangements ending.
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arcadus ☭ rage alt @weshoulddefinitely.killice.baby · 26/06/2026
oh how the elite shrimpeaters mock us shrimpless peasants
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“gay reading habits” could lead to bad posts, experts say
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There’s not even a new study, this is just an article that says walking is good
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Good news LGBTQs
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Captain Chaos @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 22/06/2026
A panel of Watchmen: Dr Manhattan naked blue man copping a squat on the red soil of Mars with stars in a black sky
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 17/06/2026
i made now a pokemon card of @rem.bsjky.team hope you enjoy it
a hand drawn pokemon card of rem by sid that says snortign methamphetamine off mgk's boner in what is essentially a modern day winona ryder shoplifting situation
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 17/06/2026
CHECK THIS OUT I AM SCREAMING
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 07/06/2026
I am making custom pokemon cards like these you can buy one for a minimum of 10 dollars or a maximum of all the money in the world at my commission's page on sidvicious.ca thank you and I love you
a custom hand drawn koffing pokemon card sid drew a custom hand drawn growlithe pokemon card sid drew a custom hand drawn goomy pokemon card sid drew a custom hand drawn steelix pokemon card sid drew
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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/06/2026
Quick someone tell fandom twitter they’re gaybaiting and we’d get the event shutdown within an hour
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R George @ceramicatheist.com · 13/06/2026
Rainbow! 🪶 #parrots
Izzy the black headed parrot beholds a rainbow reflected in Lake HarrietIzzy the black headed parrot beholds a rainbow reflected in Lake Harriet and some blurry sailboats
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the entire point of life is to be kind and weird btw
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{ @postes.zip · 15/05/2025
anyone who tells you that loving something small and fragile is not worth it is lying to you they are your enemy they are trying to destroy you
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you're too scared or God forbid "stressed out" to even look at Pornhub, Xtube... I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's. YouPorn, XXN, RedTube... panty jobs, homegrown Simpsons stuff. I want fighters not weaklings. Also I want recs that would be dope too.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 18/05/2026
your horoscope:
a smol princess mouse with magic wand and crown captioned: You will have the best week, go on ho, the universe is working in your favor!
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michigan j fag @bongfurby.org · 18/05/2026
i fear that the only thing i ever truly want to do is suck cock
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{ @postes.zip · 09/06/2025
every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell
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{ @postes.zip · 22/09/2025
tradwife stuff is basically petplay. i will not be elaborating, as there is no need to
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026
what do you mean renesmee cullen’s birthday is the fifth anniversary of 9/11
Renesmee (pronounced Ruh-nez-may) Carlie
Cullen was born on September 11, 2006 to Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. She is the resident vampire/human hybrid of the Olympic coven.
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{ @postes.zip · 08/02/2026
device for discreet sperm collection
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
protest sign ideas: Imagine Living With This Forever You Know How To Make This Stop Unfortunately Your Family Is Responsible For The Cleanup And It Will Be Difficult For Them But They Will Complete The Task To Find That What They Expected To Be Grief Is In Fact What Other People Call Freedom
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
protest sign ideas: They Care About You The Way You Care About A Bullet Is It Enough Blood To Drown In Yet Jesus Did Not Die For Sins Like Yours You Look Like Ben Shapiro I Made This Sign Because I Still Believe That There Is Time For You To Change The Way This Story Ends Never Tell Your Mom
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
protest sign ideas: Can You Survive Longer Than Epstein Did Your Buddies Will Always Know What You've Done How Much Do You Really Trust Them You Believe That You Are The Only One Capable Of True Evil Imagine The Smell Of Onions And Garlic Coming From The Kitchen Imagine The Warmth Of Being Loved
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
protest sign ideas: Do You Think This Ends With A Picket Fence Are You Going To Tell Her That They Were Children If I Get Your Dad To Tell You That You're Special Will You Stop This You Are Teaching Us The Power Of Violence If Empathy Is Weakness Explain Why You Think You Need The Gun
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
protest sign ideas: Why Are You Fighting So Hard For Something That Does Not Make You Happy Did You See The Contractors He Stiffed On TV And Decide That You Wanted To Make The Same Deal They Did But With Your Soul He's Going To Be Dead Soon It Is Okay To Admit That Your Father Was A Monster
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
protest sign ideas: How Carefully Do You Read Contracts Who Do You Think Their Lawyers Are There To Protect Think About The Kind Of People You Are Trusting With Your Life That Signing Bonus Won't Buy A Mirror That Shows You A Different Face Imagine Someone Else's Joy Beer Tastes Worse Now, Huh
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
protest sign ideas: You Asked For This Cowboy Why Do You Look So Scared Imagine How Drawn Out The Trials Will Be You Thought This Would Bring You Joy If You Act Quick You'll Get Your Own Grave They'll Call It An Accidental Discharge Which Means Your Family Gets An Insurance Payout
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uel @greaterrealityarea.net · 07/02/2026
MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?" BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask." ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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kate @katertot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
good lord, I love how the most unhinged thing I've ever posted On Here gets the most likes. anyway, I am pure of heart and only make beautiful things like this monarch butterfly cardigan (just finished it this week!)
A crocheted black and orange cardigan sweater that resembles a monarch butterfly. The arms are very big and baggy so they look like wingsMirror selfie of me proudly wearing my butterfly cardiganMe showing the side of the cardiganMe holding out my arm to show the wing shape of the cardigan
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kate @katertot.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
Post from r/crochet that says "mods are gone. All hail Mr. Nipples" and its a picture of the most disgusting crocheted doll/creature thats pink and has a creepy smile and horns and big pink nipples. It's truly horrifying
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Salient Political Commentary Bot @commentarybot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
seems bad
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
John Booth, a 19-year-old apprentice who joined a Luddite attack on a textile mill in April 1812. He was injured, detained and died after being allegedly tortured to give up the identity of his fellow Luddites.
Booth's last words became a legend: "Can you keep a secret?" he whispered to the local priest, who attested that he could.
The dying Booth replied, "So can I."
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Jaws @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
AC spitting truth.
Screenshot from the game Animal Crossing. Text says «Talented folks are just normal folks who practice something more than other folks, maaan»
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
i bet it feels so fucking good to a video game character when their textures load in
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ postes @rem.bsjky.team · 09/01/2026
one day at a time
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{ @postes.zip · 12/04/2025
why does every AI woman have a child's face
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hailey @hailey.at · 14/10/2025
feeding the slop machine my drivers license so the slop machine can talk dirty to me
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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
Screenshot from Columbo where Peter falk explains to Robert Conrad he likes his wife thick
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Willow the Cat @wiillowthecat.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 13/10/2025
This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13/10/2025
The robots all “are you sure, that sounds hard?”
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2025
responsibilitychan on tumblr: "instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes"

"my hoes have a Warriors Spirit"
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