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@bdequeer.bsky.social
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I liked it better with the typo, no shade
Quote repost of the original post, which had a typo. The quoted text is "What (clapping emoji) Did (clapping emoji)You (clapping emoji) It (clapping emoji) Meant", which was the original posts error.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Lisa Simpson with her arms flailed out like "WHAT"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Me every time I read a headline now
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I can handle antivaxxers being idiots but NOT ON THE TRAINS
Emoji with an expression of pure agony and helplessness
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Screenshot of the show Our Flag Means Death but the line has been changed from "You have such an interesting manner of eating" to "you have such an interesting manner of tweeting". Also it's Nick Kroll and he's in a powdered wig and face.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
More ketchup More Ketchup MORE KETCHUP
A cartoon man looking inside a house through a window and saying "Yes...Ha Ha Ha YES!" His shirt identifies him as a sicko.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
There's a lot of fucked up shit going on right now but I'm just focusing on doing what I can and understanding what my limits are so I don't immediately get burnt out
Comic by "Buttpoems" titled "It's a living"
Panel one: person 1 "I'm trying"
Panel two: person 2 "your best?"
Panel three: person 1 "God, I hope not"
Panel four: person 1 "but yeah, probably"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A deeply talented man
Tim Blake Nelson as Samuel Sterns in Captain America: Brave New WorldTim Blake Nelson as Randy in Kimmy Schmidt
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Honorable mentions
A Duolingo Italian lesson teaching the very important phrase, "I have the bee"A Duolingo Navajo lesson teaching the very important phrase "Hello skunk"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Italian furries are weird
Duolingo Italian lesson teaching you how to say "I am a turtle"Duolingo Italian lesson teaching you how to say "I am an insect"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This has entered my vocabulary
An interior design page posted a kitchen with rounded cabinetry. Someone quote tweeted in Turkish saying "I really like these spastic and crystal pages, by the way, girls."
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
As soon as I read "young mother"
Picture of a small toad in an even smaller toy frying pan (he barely fits), evidently gagging. Captioned with "(violent gag)"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Um Amazon what did you mean by this
Amazon suggested items titled "Rest Easy with Plush pillows" 
All four suggested items are gauze, not pillows.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
This king said it's snowing
A small stone turtle, designed for yard display, that has light up faux succulents on it's shell. There is snow on the surrounding ground, and a small mound on the turtle's head.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
This is all you need to know about me
An adorable "turtle crossing" sign that conveys this message with a stylized image of a parent and baby turtle, walking defiantly.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
"The Bouncler" is the Oncler from the movie The Lorax, except he has a basketball.
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#savedyouaclick
Dick Van Dyke said "Fortunately I won't be around" for all of Donald Trump's Presidency"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Trying to explain this to an outdoor cat person is hard because they assume I'm threatening their cat with my Trained Coyotes
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The second tweet was in response to a bunch of dumbasses celebrating the election with the song YMCA... apparently unaware of the context of that song?? (Gay cruising)
"this drink is dangerous" will always be more of an advertisement than "have a sophistication drink at this cocktail party"The YMCA song is super gay how do people not know that
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Pickup trucks leave quickly while 18-wheeler parks over train tracks like and idiot and gets slammedI misread "Capcom" as "Capricorn" and thought the OP was mocking my astrological signOCD makes people blame themselves about the election
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Matt Damon is a loserSeth McFarlane does a Sound of Music but while hosting the Oscars, which was the only time he has ever been palatable while not-singingI gave out full size candy bars for Halloween in honor of my neighbor who did it for me as a child (thank you Barbara)
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"I'm so bad at eating pussy that she stopping being in love with me" -my mocking response to some loser who deleted his tweet and the context it held"biphobia is so funny sometimes that I forget it is directed at me"
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I said Amazing Spiderman is bad at American Southern Accent (he is)Election 2024 woesHello kittys 50th birthday is Nov 1, 2024
I said that a man got his now-gf to swipe right because he looks happy and nonthreatening in his pfp. (It isn't rocket science! Also he is holding a monkey)
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ella disenchanted @bdequeer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I got lazy but it's a start (I'm an archivist)
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