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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 9h

idk I kind of expect to be treated with love and kindness?????

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 8h

this spell takes a lot more pussy popping than i anticipated

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sorry I'm in a burn it all down kinda way

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Never underestimate the healing power of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026

ME (not a fool): i think the baby is asleep, i’ll put her down now BABY: you fool ME (a fool): ah beans

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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the sexual charisma of a ketchup packet

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

To the parents that try to skip the drop off line by using the through lane then cutting over: We all have places to be and our kids also have to get to class. Wait in the drop off line like everyone else, you entitled fucks.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You are just as bad a person for being with someone who refuses to pay child support.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love how you can turn off a setting in TikTok and they’re like, “Hey we turned that back on for you! But you can turn it off at any time in the settings!” Like, yeah bitch I know. That’s why I had it turned off.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just think there's someone who has yet to be born that'll be preforming with Madonna at the VMAs someday.

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Dark Deeny(they\them) @darkdeeny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Go ahead, block me. It wont make your dad uncum to my porn

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Nes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

woke up not rich and retired again

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have a magic compass that leads me to cheese.

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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you have too many fucks to give, the universe charges you in autoimmune disorders

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

g'morning gang here we go again

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’d let you test to see if I’m cake

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

How dare your perspective make sense

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fuck a preroll ad. I fucking hate a preroll ad. Turn off prerolls. Disable preroll ads.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

eat shit and die? in this economy??

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hello, 911? I had a sex dream about Kool-Aid Man

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Kids today will never understand the joy of not knowing things instantly.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026

voted most likely to let it linger

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

tomorrow, I chose chaos. chaos levels may vary.

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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Giving up before you even begin

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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Why listen to my instincts when the option of ignoring them entirely is *right there*?

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

well well well if it isn’t that thing I finally stopped looking for

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Boochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Slidden is the past tense of slide

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don’t think the model in the Tom Ford ad has ever been near a working farm.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If your butthole doesn’t smell like pumpkin spice by October, you’re simply not committed to the season.

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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if you vote for me, I will install dr pepper fountains everywhere

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's Mr. Bean

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Pumpkin spice dogpile

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/09/2026

what the fuck do you mean it’s not butter

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Microdosing wikipedia by making shit up

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Anya Taylor-Hellancholy @interdiction.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm not needy, I'm wanty.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Deedle-Lee-Dee.

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chelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve decided I want to eat yummy food more than I want to have a socially acceptable body

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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is my snacking bacon.

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tattoos. Tacos. Titties.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We should remove the faces from Mount Rushmore

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

First person to block/restrict in a comment war is a pussy.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No one likes a soggy (power) bottom.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

BINGO! At the Dive Bar

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

did you even try kissing her beneath the milky twilight, bro?

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I really need to never been seen again

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