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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 2h

Is it a coincidence that indigent and indigenous are similar words or is it cuz racism?

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Begging a reporter to ask Mike Johnson why he runs the House under a rule named after a dead pedophile.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Republicans still operate the House using the Hastert Rule. I've never heard a Democrat being this up.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Made with 100% fresh never-frozen queef

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*Somebody says the word predisposed* Girl who loves precum: what a waste

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love getting new followers and then I look at their profile and it's 17.4K followers 25.8K following

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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"For America to right itself, we need changes on the scale of Reconstruction and the New Deal. And I worry that’s not going to happen if Democrats and the broader anti-Trump left are taking their cues about what’s necessary and politically possible from the Times." newrepublic.com/article/2160...

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The Left Must Fight The New York Times’ Monopoly Too

The paper’s editorial vision is out of step with the robust liberalism needed today.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jonathan Chait's daughter is right to hate her father.

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🌑 @fell.energy · 04/10/2026

i miss cassie

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why are the gates to heaven always depicted with long lines? How great is heaven if they can't even manage intake logistics?

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh shit, he got all 8 Chaos Emeralds. Motherfucker used the debug menu.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's my party and you'll cry if I tell you to.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nepobaby Sarah Huckabee Sanders said white people get welfare and it's now a 3-day news story

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Actually, a lot of books can be judged by their covers. For example, if the cover says it's by JKR, it's gonna suck shit

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I think Republicans forgot that economic anciety is real and not exclusively code for racism

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Shitting on someone for something doesn't necessarily mean you're -shaming them

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I ate 50 McNuggets during the Super Bowl one year. Not a good idea

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's cool when people I follow post nudes

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mamdani should expand the congestion zone. And raise the toll.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm running for President in 2028. This is not a joke. If you elect me President, I'll use Presidential Immunity™ to simplify execute them. The Jan6 pardons proved that prison is not a durable remedy for right-wing crimes.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't think Migrant Caravan 2026® is gonna hit like the previous ones since we've had two years of The Border is Secure™

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

160 characters is the ideal limit for microblogging

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Loudly yelling "fuck yeah" after cool shit happens is good for the soul

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My timbers have down jackets so they rarely if ever shiver

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why is so much of The Discourse over the years food-related? Banh Mi at Oberlin Doordash Neighbor chili Eating ass is ableism Iced coffee at an interview

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Brat summer was the best of times, it was the bratwurst of times

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gas station? I thought you said we were going to the ass tastin'

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why does the Democratic Party have such a boner for nominating people with military experience?

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Imagine it's 600 BCE and you have a little too much ink on your quill when writing a letter and it's the only extant document mentioning some guy and then 2600 years later the new hot name in America is Mjchael

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can I bring an iced coffee to a blowjob interview?

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

NYPD may not have the authority to arrest Netanyahu, but they can hassle him. Give him a little "stop resisting" Put that qualified immunity to use

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The next Democratic President (if they have the courage) will have the legal authority to execute everyone in the trump administration. Pardons mean nothing as long as Presidential Immunity™ exists

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wrote a musical about my long-distance girlfriend in Canada. It's called Cum From Away

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Are there any other good lines in the Book of John or just that one?

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember when Democrats demanded entry to ICE detention centers to do oversight they have the legal right to do and ICE said no and then Dems were like, damn. Nothing we can do about that. And then never tried again?

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

CNN journalists need to hey themselves arrested at this point. You have a court order allowing you to be there. If you accept the rejection, it's over.

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ErinFromTheOffice @erinfromtheoffice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We need to elect more Democrats who hate Republicans. There are approximately zero in office right now

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