Reposted by AndeePAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Somebody come hide all my pills in cheese. 312345
Reposted by AndeeThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Worst thing since sliced ketchup 432881
Reposted by Andee🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/07/2026I just want to be remembered for my ability to light up a room and to crush a man’s head with my thighs 36325
Reposted by AndeeCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026look at the stars. look how they shine for you you stupid bitch 820656
Reposted by Andee🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You could all stand to be a little sluttier 2934967
Reposted by Andeehyper mega bummer boy @danceyrselfdean.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I love Hawaiian pizza and I don't give an eff who knows it 15844
Reposted by AndeeDom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 16/07/2026The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research! 322154854415
Reposted by AndeeOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026washing down my diarrhea lettuce salad with a tall refreshing glass of Panera murder lemonade 16580109
Reposted by Andee𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Can’t. I’m busy clenching my jaw so tightly I could form a diamond from the pressure. 619271
Reposted by Andeeerika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Weekend at Bernie's except it's Mitch McConnell 2293
Reposted by AndeeNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/07/2026In lieu of healthcare please enjoy another fly-over. 6407112
Reposted by AndeeKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either 20185721112
Reposted by AndeeSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I’m North American girl wasted (sunbaked and dehydrated) 27414
Reposted by Andee PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Does that chip on your shoulder come with guac? 1114162
Reposted by Andeesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026i rose up from my bog for this? 522257
Reposted by AndeeNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Enough with the hot honey already. 2826237
Reposted by Andee🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 26/06/2026First they came for the green m&m stripper boots And I did nothing 415338
Reposted by AndeeJinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The 4 horsemen of the apocolypse: the influencer, the streamer, the trillionaire, and ai 525792
Reposted by AndeeFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026id probably fall for a trap if the bait was jello shots 812532
Reposted by Andeealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026dracula's favorite summer fruit is necktarines 1533985
Reposted by AndeeMr. Savile Row @mrsavilerow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026We are now sandwiched between two countries that have Universal Healthcare. Talk about eating shit. 1504456904
Reposted by AndeeSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 17/06/2026"Why do innocent people flee the police?" Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying. 221114312557
Reposted by Andeenarn @mcnarnia.com · 15/06/2026“You don’t get a bad cup of coffee in Seattle.” That’s not true. There’s Starbucks here. 513267295
Reposted by AndeePlague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When you see the story about how the world now has its first trillionaire, and when you see the story about how laboratories in Congo have run out of supplies to test for Ebola, it is important to understand that in many ways these are the same story. 8258062410
Reposted by AndeeDoctorCarlton🔜 Torremolinos 🇪🇸 Infinity X Festival 10/3-10/12 @doctorcarlton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Never forget those we lost at Pulse 10 years ago. #Pulse #Orlando #lgbtq #latinx 15079672475
Andee @andrah29.bsky.social · 05/06/2026How about instead of praying, you stop voting to cut funding for the families receiving WIC (and SNAP/TANF)? I’m sure they could really use the help. Start there, you fucking gremlin. 000
Reposted by AndeeCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Sorry to my space friends but it make me positively giddy when some rich douche bag’s rocket blows up. 364905387
Reposted by Andeechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I am a lot funnier if you don't ever talk to me. 415464
Reposted by Andeesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026remember when all we focused on were murder hornets and killer clowns in the woods those were good times 25523128
Reposted by Andee🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Either gonna join a cult or get bangs. 2410024
Reposted by AndeeJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Let’s just say I don’t come from a matching pajama family. 516867
Reposted by AndeeThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending 190153332078
Reposted by AndeeJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables 5656611217
Reposted by AndeeRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I mistakenly believed it would be more fun than this once the lunatics started running the asylum. 16329
Andee @andrah29.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Speaking of pathetic… How do you, a member of the Congressional Equality Caucus, justify your vote on HR2616? School is the only escape some kids have, and you just put them directly at risk. You’re an accomplice to this administration and their gross crusade against LGBTQIA+ individuals. 042
Reposted by Andeestefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If you buy 10 fake assassination attempts, the 11th one is free. 424969
Reposted by AndeeThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 23/04/2026my third eye has astigmatism 16526
Reposted by Andeesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026i love the earth bc it allowed humans to evolve and they invented churros and muscle relaxers 518046
Andee @andrah29.bsky.social · 22/04/2026You say shit like this but turn around and vote Yes on 702. Stop warrantless surveillance, period. 000
Reposted by Andee🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The black jellybean is the BEST jellybean. I will not be taking questions at this time. 4902565120
Reposted by AndeeViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Turning the clocks forward to a time when he's finally dead 161359219
Reposted by Andeealexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 01/03/2026yet another fucking forever war, and you want me to *dress up at the airport?* 835742
Reposted by AndeeKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I make a great first impression but then gradually go insane. 315158
Andee @andrah29.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Girl what the fuck are you on about? I beg you to pick a hill to die on that isn’t tone deaf as shit. Surprise us, just once. 010
Reposted by AndeeStrughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Songwriters don't drop enough random references to the X-Files into their songs these days. 47120
