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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs

@geoffreykeel.bsky.social
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writer. speculative fiction and horror. in your dreams, show no mercy. He/Him. Geoffreykeel.com

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Mitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟‍♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 7h
on which side of the hole does the glory accrue
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10h
Trying to do a field of dreams thing but now the neighbor’s mad at me for dismantling his kids’ playset
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 11h
Ok see but if we’re doing quarter stars now then what you’ve got there isn’t a 5-star system, it’s a 20-star system
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Worried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 13h
Anyone know how to reverse a video someone posted on Facebook of me eating boogers so it looks like I'm just putting them back?
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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 13h
Eva Marie Saint reminds us that it is possible to be both very hot and very old in the same lifetime. Legendary.
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JJ 🏳️‍🌈👻 @jjr222.bsky.social · 13h
R.I.P. to the lovely Eva Marie Saint. 102! What a legend!
Black and white portrait of Eva Marie Saint
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Thinking about maybe branching out a little, counting some cars even if they aren’t blue
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Bluesky is for serious debate, if you make me laugh I will fucking block you
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18h
Seeing the field of roses on the back cover has me more excited for a piece of fiction than I’ve been in a very long while
Two Apple trees flank a free-standing doorway in a field of vibrant roses under a perfectly blue sky
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18h
The cycle is finally complete
A special edition boxset of the talisman and black house (signed by Straub) and the brand new book 3, Other Worlds Than These
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18h
Bookmail!!!
Other Worlds Than These by Stephen King and Peter Straub. A hardback book standing upright on a coffee table
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18h
Flashlight beams have never looked better than on The X-Files
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Jeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 21h
I never would’ve guessed that Dhani Harrison + Nigel Godrich would equal Yeasayer but it makes sense I guess
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Dragonflies, Dhani Harrison & Nigel Godrich - Setting Sun
Listen to Setting Sun on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Slow Pulp suggests the existence of Slow Blur, Slow Supergrass, and Slow Oasis
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 22h
Since it was announced back in February I’ve been doing a re-read of The Dark Tower and DT adjacent works by Stephen King in preparation for Other Worlds Than These, and with its release date finally upon us I have only 40 pages of DT VII left. Timed almost perfectly.
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 06/10/2026
The official SCOOBY-DOO account is celebrating Halloween with a series of parody posters paying tribute to OBSESSION, BACKROOMS, WEAPONS and more. See the full lineup: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/397057...
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Void @drinksthethings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*puts on golden parachute and puts one foot on the windowsill* "For me, it has been a great honor..."
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There’s a perverse comfort in finding the paragraph on any once-beloved company’s Wikipedia page that begins with a year followed by the name of a private equity firm, a moment in which you can say “oh yeah that makes sense” and everything suddenly feels wrongly right
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your own masculine Jesus Someone whose chest is bare There’s so much hair
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How come no one ever asked Colton Burpo if Jesus was a beefcake, a red hot daddio, a hunka hunka burnin love?
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was Colton Burpo there?
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I like Rage Against the Machine for their rage. I just wish they could use that rage to support the Machine, sometimes.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
INTRUDER
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
In my head I *know* everyone in the grocery store is preoccupied with the unknowable horror hiding in the fog that will kill us if we step outside, but my heart tells me they're all secretly laughing at me about the price check on the dick cream I was buying before we locked ourselves in.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be
Barnes & Barnes - Fish Heads (1980) (4K 60fps)
YouTube video by The 80s, a Decade of Music (Master Noise HD 60fps)
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m the elder millennial music supervisor for Apple TV’s Dark Matter, and you *will* be listening to Radiohead
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Keith Rosson @keithrosson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Recent names from the bevy of AI-generated book scammers in my spam folder, truly some top notch shit: Kore Vincible JL Punk Hello A. Dorcas Fred Amazon Pasty Hag
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shrimp creole anyone
Shrimp creole over rice in a bowl
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area woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love when small businesses are like “I wanted to combine my passions for iced tea and streetwear”
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maine was invented by Stephen King as a ploy to sell more books.
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
*Judas Priest’s Night Crawler enters* They’ll just let anybody in here won’t they
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made you sumthin
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made you sumthin
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PSA: Kiyoshi Kurosawa collection on Criterion Channel this month
12 FILMS
DIRECTED BY
KIYOSHI KUROSAWA

Merging psychological dread with existential inquiry, the films of Japanese auteur Kiyoshi Kurosawa use genre trappings to probe the alienation and anxiety underpinning modern life. Quivering with whisper-quiet unease that gathers with slow-burn intensity, the J-horror touchstones CURE and PULSE are indelibly disturbing visions of psychic disintegration and technological contagion, while thrillers like SERPENT'S PATH and CLOUD blend gripping suspense...
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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Julieverse is inherently unstable.
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The JulieBots are having an identity crisis
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So far, we’ve tag-teamed making too much breakfast while listening to The Creek Drank the Cradle like the long-married millennials we are
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy 17th anniversary to us!
Me in black suit, Sara in wedding dress, standing in the grass in front of a low stone wall and gate on a golden colored day
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
PSA: Kiyoshi Kurosawa collection on Criterion Channel this month
12 FILMS
DIRECTED BY
KIYOSHI KUROSAWA

Merging psychological dread with existential inquiry, the films of Japanese auteur Kiyoshi Kurosawa use genre trappings to probe the alienation and anxiety underpinning modern life. Quivering with whisper-quiet unease that gathers with slow-burn intensity, the J-horror touchstones CURE and PULSE are indelibly disturbing visions of psychic disintegration and technological contagion, while thrillers like SERPENT'S PATH and CLOUD blend gripping suspense...
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Beware Boiúnato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For this month's new horror remake analysis over at @bloody-disgusting.com, I chose Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil's lesser-known South Korean remake: HANDSOME GUYS. What if Tucker & Dale had a demonic twist where each accidental death got Baphomet one step closer to opening the Gates of Hell? I liked it!
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The South Korean 'Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil' Remake Gets It Right
Sometimes, inspiration falls into your lap. Take this month’s remake analysis, for example. There are plenty of marquee titles I haven’t hit yet (Pulse,
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Weird little foods!
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spider-Man, turn off that dark!
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We mostly eat at home, and the last couple times we’ve gone out it’s been for burgers and beers, but tonight we’re going to the new overpriced small plates place for our anniversary and I couldn’t be more excited for weird little foods and cocktails that taste like a dusty flower shoppe (not /s)
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Renting a room from a family and it’s ok but the mom plays the same somber song on the piano all day and the youngest son keeps talking about someone called The Furnace Man (a YT thing? Idk, I’m ootl) Sad, no one in the family talks to the boy. Every night ~2am it gets real hot in my room. Cheap tho
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026
the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I desperately need to know how 58-year-old adopted man who discovered Michael McDonald is his biological father sounds
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The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
A big mouth Billy bass
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John Swolltrane 🫠 @pigeonhistorian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"how do you do fellow kids?"
 GHOULIES III: GHOULIES GO TO COLLEGE
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