Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsMitch McConnell's shambling corpse 🧟♂️ @checarina.bsky.social · 7hon which side of the hole does the glory accrue 1284
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 10hTrying to do a field of dreams thing but now the neighbor’s mad at me for dismantling his kids’ playset 020
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 11hOk see but if we’re doing quarter stars now then what you’ve got there isn’t a 5-star system, it’s a 20-star system 050
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsWorried Shoes @tropicaldandy.bsky.social · 13hAnyone know how to reverse a video someone posted on Facebook of me eating boogers so it looks like I'm just putting them back? 061
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsCheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 13hEva Marie Saint reminds us that it is possible to be both very hot and very old in the same lifetime. Legendary. 072
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsJJ 🏳️🌈👻 @jjr222.bsky.social · 13hR.I.P. to the lovely Eva Marie Saint. 102! What a legend! 0204
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Thinking about maybe branching out a little, counting some cars even if they aren’t blue 042
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/08/2023Bluesky is for serious debate, if you make me laugh I will fucking block you 1439
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18hSeeing the field of roses on the back cover has me more excited for a piece of fiction than I’ve been in a very long while 040
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 18hFlashlight beams have never looked better than on The X-Files 040
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsJeremy Herbert @ddayfilms.bsky.social · 05/10/2026[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito 06718
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 21hI never would’ve guessed that Dhani Harrison + Nigel Godrich would equal Yeasayer but it makes sense I guesstidal.comDragonflies, Dhani Harrison & Nigel Godrich - Setting SunListen to Setting Sun on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service 020
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Slow Pulp suggests the existence of Slow Blur, Slow Supergrass, and Slow Oasis 131
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 22hSince it was announced back in February I’ve been doing a re-read of The Dark Tower and DT adjacent works by Stephen King in preparation for Other Worlds Than These, and with its release date finally upon us I have only 40 pages of DT VII left. Timed almost perfectly. 340
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsBloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 06/10/2026The official SCOOBY-DOO account is celebrating Halloween with a series of parody posters paying tribute to OBSESSION, BACKROOMS, WEAPONS and more. See the full lineup: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/397057... 2333112
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsVoid @drinksthethings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026*puts on golden parachute and puts one foot on the windowsill* "For me, it has been a great honor..." 163
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There’s a perverse comfort in finding the paragraph on any once-beloved company’s Wikipedia page that begins with a year followed by the name of a private equity firm, a moment in which you can say “oh yeah that makes sense” and everything suddenly feels wrongly right 020
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Your own masculine Jesus Someone whose chest is bare There’s so much hair 190
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How come no one ever asked Colton Burpo if Jesus was a beefcake, a red hot daddio, a hunka hunka burnin love? 020
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-Geoffstunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I like Rage Against the Machine for their rage. I just wish they could use that rage to support the Machine, sometimes. 1111
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026In my head I *know* everyone in the grocery store is preoccupied with the unknowable horror hiding in the fog that will kill us if we step outside, but my heart tells me they're all secretly laughing at me about the price check on the dick cream I was buying before we locked ourselves in. 2498
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026youtu.beBarnes & Barnes - Fish Heads (1980) (4K 60fps)YouTube video by The 80s, a Decade of Music (Master Noise HD 60fps) 132
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’m the elder millennial music supervisor for Apple TV’s Dark Matter, and you *will* be listening to Radiohead 040
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsKeith Rosson @keithrosson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Recent names from the bevy of AI-generated book scammers in my spam folder, truly some top notch shit: Kore Vincible JL Punk Hello A. Dorcas Fred Amazon Pasty Hag 3221
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-Geoffsarea woman @explodingpiano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love when small businesses are like “I wanted to combine my passions for iced tea and streetwear” 2191
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maine was invented by Stephen King as a ploy to sell more books. 120
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Until our intern Gavin completes the blood tests, please assume all enclosures contain The Thing. Thank you for your patience. 418945
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 09/02/2026*Judas Priest’s Night Crawler enters* They’ll just let anybody in here won’t they 031
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Made you sumthin 2111
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PSA: Kiyoshi Kurosawa collection on Criterion Channel this month 011
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-Geoffs☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Julieverse is inherently unstable. 031
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The JulieBots are having an identity crisis 191
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So far, we’ve tag-teamed making too much breakfast while listening to The Creek Drank the Cradle like the long-married millennials we are 131
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PSA: Kiyoshi Kurosawa collection on Criterion Channel this month 011
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsBeware Boiúnato @donatobomb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026For this month's new horror remake analysis over at @bloody-disgusting.com, I chose Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil's lesser-known South Korean remake: HANDSOME GUYS. What if Tucker & Dale had a demonic twist where each accidental death got Baphomet one step closer to opening the Gates of Hell? I liked it!bloody-disgusting.comThe South Korean 'Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil' Remake Gets It RightSometimes, inspiration falls into your lap. Take this month’s remake analysis, for example. There are plenty of marquee titles I haven’t hit yet (Pulse, 26314
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We mostly eat at home, and the last couple times we’ve gone out it’s been for burgers and beers, but tonight we’re going to the new overpriced small plates place for our anniversary and I couldn’t be more excited for weird little foods and cocktails that taste like a dusty flower shoppe (not /s) 180
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsThe Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Renting a room from a family and it’s ok but the mom plays the same somber song on the piano all day and the youngest son keeps talking about someone called The Furnace Man (a YT thing? Idk, I’m ootl) Sad, no one in the family talks to the boy. Every night ~2am it gets real hot in my room. Cheap tho 031
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-Geoffsceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026the ghost in the backseat of my car who disappears when I look right at him doesn’t bother me too much. he’s easy enough to ignore, even when I spot his split skull in the rear view briefly illuminated by the headlights of passing cars. he only tries to touch me at night. got a great deal on the car 1662873
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I desperately need to know how 58-year-old adopted man who discovered Michael McDonald is his biological father sounds 120
The Devil’s Re-Geoffs @geoffreykeel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. 020
Reposted by The Devil’s Re-GeoffsJohn Swolltrane 🫠 @pigeonhistorian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"how do you do fellow kids?" 0133