alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026dracula's favorite summer fruit is necktarines 1533985
alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Wolf Man likes peaches (he's a butt guy) 1231
Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 19/06/2026static.klipy.comWill Ferrell in Zoolander: Dear God, It's Beautiful!Alt: Will Ferrell in Zoolander: Dear God, It's Beautiful! 040
BOO! I AM DOGG @whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Sangria with necktarines would (1) be a vampire-friendly summer drink and (2) slap (Blood orange San Pelligrino infused with nectarines and Meyer lemons would be a fun variant for those who, for whatever reason, don't partake) 020
Jorge Alexandro @jalex521.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I never know the difference between necktarines and fangerines. (Besides the spelling.) 040
unborn linoleum @unborn-linoleum.bsky.social · 20/06/2026black cherry juice running out of the corners of the mouth is very vampy 000
Jared Gardner @guttergeek.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Your dad jokes cut me and yet make me want more. Am I a sub for dad jokes? 🤔 110
🎃Lady A Pumpkins💀 @tiredderit.bsky.social · 20/06/2026i misread this as drake at first and was like wait, what do necks and fruit have to do with minor girls? 010