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🌻 Noel 🌻

@idkfrootz.bsky.social
6.6K followers 6.4K following 1.8K posts

46 🙃 Bi 🎀🫟🦋 I’m hilarious, you’ll love me 🤓 Jax Florida gal (DUUUVAL) 🐆 🏈 Casual wrestling fan 🤼‍♂️ I have 6 cats 🐈 Mom 💅🏼 Bleeding heart liberal 💙 Atheist ❌ ⛪️ What we really need is a 🌻FEMININOMENON🌻 Don’t release 🎈They kill 🐳🐢🦆

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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A sleeeeepy Spaghetti
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can have an entire conversation in just Tim Robinson gifs
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The horrors persist
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Stressed Stressed Out
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good lord my job can be stressful. 😣
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meowlloween 🎃 👻
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Mondays be like
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#DUUUVAL
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Did I just purchase this? Hell yes I did. #DUUUVAL #Jaguars
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
With the Ocarina of Time news I would just like to say that yes, Nintendo. You can have all of my money. Just take it all.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My pillow pets. 😻
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everyone’s so intimately prearranged
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have such a hard time with blood in wrestling matches 🤢 #AEWAllIn but this is still awesome.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ron and Cassie DeSantis: These two crooks stole $10 million from a settlement with a charity, wired it to Cassie’s fake “charity,” laundered it through two puppet organizations, and then used it for political ads in an election year. They should be in jail.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton dies and HE still gets to live? Not fair. That’s how I know there’s no god.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Random cat photo dump 🐈‍⬛ 🐈
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Buying a car is one of the most stressful and time consuming tasks.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kitty Omega sleeps like this sometimes. 🐈 😸
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Summer be trying to murderize us
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Went to see Backrooms with my daughter yesterday, and I will say this about it: It is definitely a movie that I saw. 😂 What a mindf*ck lol
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have survived the first week of my new role at work. Barely! 😵‍💫
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Spongebob: Patrick Star is Bored and Drooling
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up to this very content sleeping kitty. 🐈‍⬛
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I start my new job Monday! I’m scurrred
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Lil Nervous Dog Meme
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have now lost FORTY-FIVE POUNDS 😮 I cannot believe I am actually doing this.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Coco is watching me work 🥰 🐈‍⬛
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Legend has it that if you leave a case of PBR on your doorstep tonight, the ghost of hulk hogan will appear with a Bluetooth speaker blaring “Real American” and put a bottle rocket in your mouth, light it, and atomic leg drop you in your bed.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was playing with him and he fell asleep. My sweet baby boy. 😂 🐈
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sometimes you just have to make the bed around the cat. 🐈 🛏️
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When a meeting starts and someone says “this is probably going to be short and sweet today.” Riiiiggggghhhhhtttt. It went over. 😂
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Guess who got the JOB???
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Nikki O: That Would Be Me
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I interviewed (2nd interview of 3) for a good promotion today. Interviews shave years off my life but I did great! Optimistic.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Well, that was definitely a Monday. 😵‍💫
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He’s just so handsome.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Instead of saying “no worries” I’m just gonna start saying “all worries” because honestly that’s all I do. Between my health issues and my blown engine and my sick family members and house problems and job problems I’m just not sure I wanna do this any more.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Being a living person is SO HARD ALL OF THE TIME
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve lost 35 pounds since April 28th. I sure wish I would go down a freaking size 😂
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kitty Omega is just hangin’ out.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I really wish 1. I wasn’t f’ing BALDING and 2. Good wigs weren’t like 20 thousand dollars.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hi I’m Mercury, aka Merky, aka Merky Turkey, aka Turkey Butt, aka Splooter McGavin, aka Splootie Tootie Fresh n’ Frooty, aka baby boy.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I cut my finger slicing an apple this morning. Not a big cut. Only bled a little. Did I still almost pass out? Maybe. It’s through the cuticle and I can’t look at it 😭
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Mikey Day: For The Big Baby (SNL)
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love when I wake up early enough to hear the owls in my neighborhood ❤️
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Things I want to do when I reach my goal weight: Wear cunty high heels everywhere
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Can I please volunteer to be euthanized?
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Zero sugar dark chocolate Reese’s cups?? Autoship them to me for life
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Real-time standoff over who gets to lay in the window. The little one lost 😂
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
POV: You ordered a lil ol pack of 12 pens from Staples. That’s my 72 inch TV in the background for scale.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
People who voluntarily turn on their camera in a company wide meeting are the worst. “Pick me pick me!”😡
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Lemon is an underrated jello flavor.
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
ADHD and chill
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a drawing of a bird with the words " i have done nothing productive all day " below it
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This isn’t what I ordered
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🌻 Noel 🌻 @idkfrootz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Wrestlemania and w33d and spicy skittles gummies
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