iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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jay @kuppermann.xyz · 03/08/2026

pitchfork in 2006:

a tweet from the Dallas Mavericks reading: The Knife is here to stay

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/08/2026

i'm sick of the liars and the bull shit you see on social media. taco bell is NOT the same 4 ingredients wrapped in different shapes. they actually innovate the menu a lot. but you won't see them say that on the fake fucking news

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia

Shaquille O'Neal, sitting in front of Mt. Olympus, with a gold crown and a lightning bold

Charles Barkley, also at Mt. Olympus, wearing a gold crown with a trident

Shaquille O'Neal, still at Mt. Olympus, cracking up with his lightning bolt

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/07/2026

"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization

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meys @meysq.com · 07/06/2026

“i bought this before he went crazy” sticker on a Ford

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 27/05/2026

Interview with the vampire 2nd interview with the vampire Just circling back with the vampire Final interview with the vampire Hiring the vampire Probation period with the vampire Everyone’s going in on a card for Geoff, it’s his birthday on Saturday but we’ll do a party on Friday with the Vampire

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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I see that you're picking up what I'm putting down. Please stop touching my things.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

It seems to me that you lived your life like a candle or some shit

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Don’t really care if you use DoorDash or not but you should have Catholic Guilt about it

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/05/2026

i'm going to be the first fat james bond

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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

HELEN OF TROY MUST BE PLAYED BY THE SEXY GREEN M & M

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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 15/05/2026

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

outside of a restaurant, named Spaghetti House. there are two small table and chair sets on the pavement.

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

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beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Social Media in 2035

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Gloam Hallow @gloam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Fresco painters:

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today

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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The problem with trying to have an inner James Randi is that he's constantly escaping

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Cargie (Spooky Version) @cargie.baby · 04/05/2026

i doxxed a man in Reno just to watch him cry

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ryan ⭐ @anarchohannibalism.xyz · 03/05/2026

very grouchy today because i got really suburnt yesterday. and i had on my heart-shaped sunglasses so my face looks fucking ridiculous instead of charmingly rosy

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ryan ⭐ @anarchohannibalism.xyz · 02/05/2026

maybe the eraserhead baby just had bad vibes

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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 01/05/2026

Bring back the ancient knowledge

Things you read on a blog might make you angry. They might upset you. Stop visiting that blog. Don't waste your time posting comments. Move on and find a new blog. There are so many fun blogs on the Internet. You'll easily find a better one.
There is always another fun new blog to read online.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Quentin Tarantino came on the heels of many great directors before him

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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 24/06/2025

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/04/2026

my life is barely even kawaii at all. this sucks shit

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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Ball room is a bipartisan preoccupation, as we know from recordings of LBJ's calls to his tailor

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ryan ⭐ @anarchohannibalism.xyz · 26/04/2026

imagining a sitcom about a benevolent shooter who just wanted to give his journalist friend with writer's block a good scoop

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ryan ⭐ @anarchohannibalism.xyz · 26/04/2026

been getting really into dave matthews and his esteemed band lately

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the gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 26/04/2026

nation collectively doing the "wrap it up already" hand gesture

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I am pro-shoplifting but anti-talking about it to the New York Times, so this has been a hard day for me.

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ryan ⭐ @anarchohannibalism.xyz · 21/04/2026

using the "get a dm when someone blocks you" bot has been so funny. who are you people and what did i even do to piss you off so bad. i'm just a little birthday boy c'monnnnn

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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Merry X-Mas (Infowars is over)

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Aaron Jorkin𓅸 @dickardo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

jar jar bolsonaro: “meesa sick”

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

if george lucas were writing the prequels today we'd get darth chuddius

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ryan ⭐ @anarchohannibalism.xyz · 20/04/2026

Adonis is my primary reason for opening this app these days. he's simply the most cat ever

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 20/04/2026

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

It's the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue-
"Homer, I don't want you to do that."
"Then I won't do it."Then the next day, when I get up, the script's been written.
It's lousy, but it's a script. The hard part is done. It's like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I've taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly* Judi Dench: oh Garfield Garfield: *snores loudly* Judi Dench: you wretched creature Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper* Judi Dench: murderous reprobate Garfield: *watches tv* Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

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