beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Most authentic part of ZCreg Resident Evil was the giant Mr. X sized nerd sitting next to us in the theater who started following us to our car after we told him we didn’t like the movie 110412
Reposted by beany tuesdayUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Me and Hasan Piker don’t give a FUCK about what BLACK people think. 138511
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Showed a friend of a friend’s boyfriend my insta and got recognized, for the first time, not for any of my comics but for being a Go Off Kings chat entity. I gotta shape up man 02463
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Donald J. Trump (real name: D’Nala Motherearth) has finally sown the seeds for the complete self-destruction of the kkkarnist menace. Thank you Mxter President— the mother goddess will reward your righteousness by reincarnating you as a mung bean. Veganism forever! 212722
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Camp Miasma was a snoozefest. When are we going to get a movie about a nerdy white guy who discovers he’s got a freaky dominant side? 😳 😏 🫣 6906
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Italian recipe: For this meal you will need uhhhhh tomatoes pasta and cheese. Bafangool Southeast Asian recipe: For this meal you will need coconut, peanuts, fish, mango, tomatoes, corn, spam, canned milk, Banpangyaj root(?), duck foot, spaghetti, cinnamon, ketchup, magic beans, 420832
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 12/08/2026You ever notice how every culture on earth makes the same noise when they get badly hurt? This is evidence of the Proto-Indo-European root word “Aaaah” which roughly translates to “fuckkkkkkkk” 122438
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/07/2026There isn’t a criminal alive evil enough to make me treat an inhumane institutional failure like this as some kind of ‘progressive W’. How many other prisoners have to experience this exact same thing? Are you fucking stupid? 3044560
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 06/07/2026twitter is successfully rage baiting me into being a turbo vegan again-- what is it about animal rights that makes ostensibly leftwing people's brains leak out of their ears? Every show of obvious moral wrongness is met with tone policing and idpol pearl clutching, not unlike how zionists act 71453
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’m not the only one who thought the ao3 logo was some kind of Islamic caliphate right 5813
Reposted by beany tuesdayMeredith Gran @meredithgran.com · 03/07/2026Perfect Tides: Station to Station is just 5 reviews away from 200! If you've recently played it during the sale, a review (of any length!) would be a big help re: platform visibility. store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...store.steampowered.comSave 20% on Perfect Tides: Station to Station on SteamA narrative adventure about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex relationships while... 36627
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If Parks and Rec was on today they would have Patton Oswald’s character get radicalized by one of Ron’s bacon remarks, then go crazy and kill Leslie Knope with a hammer and film it! 1693
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Give me a shout if you see me walking around the twin cities, I’ll be the guy dressed head to toe in full Rockport 2580
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Love it when they play Gangnam Style in the Asian grocery store. Basically telling the white shopper “this is what we think of you” 218320
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Turnstile is the kind of band that shows up at the end of a kids movie to 'turn prom up a notch', pissing off the principal and helping the protagonists win the respect of the school. The outdated stereotype bully with a mohawk sees them and goes "T-T-TURNSTILE!?" dropping two nerds out of respect 312011
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Graham Platner is the most excitement us ‘lesser evil voters’ have had in some time. No one likes tut-tutting in support an unremarkable centrist. But The Cheating Killer Nazi? That’s got some zazz. I’m ready to tut my damn finger off 125823
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/05/2026What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)? 15752153
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I was just bringing this up with friends the other day. It’s strangely endearing (and VERY generous to the American psyche) that the Japanese would view conspiracy theories like this as being a sort of american folk superstition, not unlike the kind they have in east Asia 5495116
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Any mutuals live in Chicago? I'm gonna be there this weekend for CAKE (not tabling) 081
Reposted by beany tuesdayThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 23/04/2026A bipartisan group of senators has introduced the Hot Rotisserie Chicken Act to allow Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants to purchase hot rotisserie chicken with their benefits.bit.lySNAP benefits don't pay for rotisserie chicken. A bipartisan bill might change thatA bipartisan group of U.S. senators wants government food assistance programs to cover rotisserie chicken from grocery stores. 1271650359
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 19/04/2026any suggestions for a cool activity you can do completely alone on your 33rd birthday that won't make you want to kill yourself? I have 1 day to think something up 311004
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I just did my part and left a review; I don't know a single person who didn't love PT:S2S, so there's no reason we can't get it to 'Overwhelmingly Positive' on steam. If you played and enjoyed it, just pause what you're doing right now and leave a review! store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...store.steampowered.comSave 20% on Perfect Tides: Station to Station on SteamA narrative adventure about the momentum and whiplash of young adulthood. Explore the big city through 18-year-old Mara's eyes. Collect items, nurture ideas, and experience complex relationships while... 0405
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Do you think there are any trans masc people out there who got a little bit of gender euphoria from using the busted ass Darth Vader Dr. Squatch 41009
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Finally got around to watching this on a whim, very pleasantly surprised. Movie left me craving more; I'll speak crudely and call it a Safdie-like. Good ass flick 1585
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Kendrick+Bad Bunny+ Weird Al hanging from the ceiling like 50 Cent halftime show would heal the world 1763
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 03/02/2026(3 beers deep, belligerently trying to talk down to the cops for some reason) You just arrested someone who was trying to make the world smile. You realize that, right? 017225
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Post Perfect Tides malaise has me feeling unwell about my own successes as a creator, so I'm bumping my illustrated novella again to remind myself of the potential for pathos in humanism in my own works. If you're a real beanhead I think you'll enjoy it beany-tuesday.itch.io/tmwwwbsasatwibeany-tuesday.itch.ioTMWWWBSASATWI: An Illustrated Novella by Beany Tuesday 37818
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 29/01/2026My Perfect Tides: Station To Station review (spoiler-free) 011819
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 27/01/2026First time I ever had a gin and tonic I leapt of my chair and started dancing so hard it sent a bolt of pain shooting throughout my entire body I was 32 11055
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 22/01/2026With the original Perfect Tides, Meredith Gran went from being one of the best cartoonists in the game to being one of the best game devs. If you care at all about good writing in games, the original is must-play, I cannot praise it enough. Very excited to sink my teeth into the sequel 07010
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 26/12/2025May or may not try to use this site more, but I do miss interacting with people who aren’t on Twitter anymore— if we were mutuals on Twitter and you’re following me on here, let me know so I can find my old pals. It’s gonna be impossible on my own to remember everyone who’s missing 2910
beany tuesday @beanytuesday.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Okay, I was skeptical before, but Graham Platner officially won me back with his latest tattoo! 136949
