Reposted by akhuZito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny. 119123462878
Reposted by akhuRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Books are power charges for your brain. 492875477
Reposted by akhuPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 04/12/2025Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck 72549445
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Reposted by akhuThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss. 633464509
Reposted by akhuGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19/10/2025yeah i exercise. i have several running jokes 1021158
Reposted by akhuThree👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Business secrets of the pharaohs 529578
Reposted by akhuVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 17/10/2025calling my bank every morning to tell them i'm not travelling 28610
Reposted by akhuOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Walgreens Pharmacy SMS bot is a textbook case of anxious attachment style 413212
Reposted by akhubleary @bleary.off-the-records.com · 13/10/2025If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies. 1505235944817
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Reposted by akhuAda Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections 14087552821
Reposted by akhuEric Replatformed @21stcenturyeric.bsky.social · 01/10/2025I have a Plan A and a Plan B. Plan Sea is to fill my pockets with rocks and jump in. 26122
Reposted by akhuandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 03/10/2025A LinkedIn theme park with nonstop networking and onsite hotel The Linked Inn 1514535
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Reposted by akhuViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 04/10/2025[talking to my puppet] She said she wants a divorce 520141
Reposted by akhuUnusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 03/09/2025JUST IN: The US now has more unemployed people than job openings for the first time since April 2021 571089406
Reposted by akhuMike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 07/08/2025This would have gone so hard as an AIM away message in 1999 362038194
Reposted by akhuKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I have inside jokes with myself that I’m not even in on. 120370
Reposted by akhuKaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast. 342489431
Reposted by akhudimes disparu @monsurifan520.bsky.social · 21/07/2025was looking up baby names. i think chastity and faith are good ones. but the rest of the list is a little weird 261
Reposted by akhupriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 20/07/2025And I looked, and behold a tiny horse: and his name that sat upon him was Death, and Hell followed with him. 517220
Reposted by akhuJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/07/2025labubu? aren't those just injuries in france? 803979688
Reposted by akhuJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/07/2025polymarket says there's a >99% probability you're cringe :( 4533218
Reposted by akhuDanielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Taking an ibuprofen just to not feel something. 0408
Reposted by akhuAnne Loves 🔜 NYCC @annecomics.bsky.social · 11/07/2025The people have spoken 12972193
Reposted by akhu✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 09/07/2025i say “couldn’t be me” a lot for someone it literally is 611720
Reposted by akhuHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/07/2025I know stuff is getting REALLY bad because mustaches are becoming popular again 551705100
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Reposted by akhuStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/06/2025So obsessed with this stupid Bloodborne-ass guncalendarcleaver at the Met 411783251
Reposted by akhuJames @james.tarnation.lol · 19/06/2025if i ever fall and can’t get up i’m just gonna stay there 24410
Reposted by akhuJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 20/06/2025I have so many mistakes. It's hard to choose a favourite. 324296
