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I am sb2749 | I ramble about things I like and do some creative stuff sometimes | EN/PTBR | adult | 🇧🇷 mas falo mais inglês aqui | ko-fi ☕ - ko-fi.com/sb2749 (I do sprite commissions!) | strawpage sb2749.straw.page |🍉 #art #pixelart #modding

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Mush ♪🍉 @somari64.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
"HRRRMMM.... It seems as if though the masses have not fallen for my ingenious deception just yet!! What would convince them I wonder...Hey, "WONDER"! THAT'S IT! GORK, GENERATE ME A PICTURE OF SUPER MARIO RIDING AN ELEPHANT! And make it out of ICE CREAM!!"
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a black keyboard with the letter r on the bottom right
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 2h
I've never really talked about this to anyone irl but i think it's time I admitted to myself that i'm agnostic lol
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 18h
Mario kart tour may have been a shitty game that sucks ass, but it was MY shitty game that sucks ass and i'll be in the trenches for it (when applicable) That said it can't be understated how much its battle mode is one of the most blatantly half-assed things nintendo has ever done
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 18h
Just saw some person online refer to learning with pibby as "pibby glitch". As if the thing pibby came from was called Pibby Glitch
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 19h
After world flipper and mario kart tour i think it's safe to say i do not want to get into a live service mobile game ever again
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Niche Chinese zacks @impactzack.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
you’re a grown ass man you can watch a show/play a game and not worry about “the fandom”
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 19h
I am officially in mourning.
photo of Wario (Hiker) in Vancouver Velocity 3R, from the recently-deactivated Mario Kart Tour game.
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 19h
I did Not give a fuck about mii racing suits in this game lmao
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 20h
Nearly forgot you can check out the ranked results 1 hour before the second week or next tour ...or in this case, The End of Service
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanted to get the badge for playing every day in the tour but missed 3 days and the game is dying in less than 5 hours :(((((
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deck.blue @deck.blue · 29/09/2026
last time the US did this, we had 700k covid deaths because bolsonaro refused to get vaccines in time and before that, we spent 24 years in a dictatorship; our latest democracy is only 38 years old and it's being threatened once again we cannot let another bolsonaro be the president again
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GD (Mima For Touhou Vote 22) @mrgamerdude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(I’m not from Brazil but please read this before the elections as it’s still important) From OP: Please keep your eyes on Brazil, especially if you're from the US. I do not like to post this kind of stuff but we are scared. #brazil #important #awareness #awarenesspost #eleições2026 #elections
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 28/09/2026
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really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The like era during 3DS and WiiU where Mario’s one idea was call backs to 3 and World was really funny. They brought back Reznor. Like wheeling out grandpa for his 97th birthday and he’s forgotten everyone around him
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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mors @mors.games · 28/09/2026
made a new game form lines of same colored blobs to make them pop. use physics to your advantage! made for the #fallingblockjam mors-games.itch.io/sploob
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nixwiz ΘΔ @nixwiz.fedi.kitty.tel.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What am i gonna do with all these tickets bro
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I always found the "sky-high sundae is actually a mario kart world course that was added early to 8 deluxe/tour" debacle that happened last year stupidly funny lol. That's like saying waluigi stadium is a wii course that got added to double dash first just because it plays better in that game
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just randomly remembered this
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Kanye GLOBGLOGABGALAB Donda HD
YouTube video by For the Birds
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Crestamorph @crestamorph.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
wah
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think it'd be very funny if nintendo still makes a baby pauline to be mario spin-off fodder despite the fact she already got a de-aged version
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I find tiny kong's existence kind of funny. DK64 could have very well just have had dixie instead of her (especially considering tiny stole her 'helicopter hair' gimmick) and then they randomly aged her up just so she can replace banjo in diddy kong racing DS since he was a heavyweight in the N64
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's kinda funny how gold mario is the only driver in all of mario kart tour to have a passive skill
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Playing mario kart tour's final tour and since i have no reason to grind and save rubies anymore im just spending them on getting drivers that i find cool or pretty looking lol
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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Pixio @pixio.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RECADO EXTREMAMENTE IMPORTANTE / EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!! share this, Please!! #Brazil #elections #intervention #USintervention
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to show you the scale of wtf is happening here: the opposition candidate is the son of the previous president who's jailed atm for literally doing Jan 6 Brazil Edition, he went to the US to ask the rotten orange to pressure brazil with tariffs, has numerous ties to the rio de janeiro militia—
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
VIZORFLARF RECREATED THE KIRKENING IN COLOR SPLASH??????
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh cool that's the brazilian alt right trying to censor criticizers on xitter and meta suppressing the president's reach on its platforms less than 2 weeks before our presidential elections
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somehow I never connected the dots that the chozodia zebesians in metroid zero mission are like a half-evolution of the SA-X in fusion
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
super mario movie trailer reveal live in 3 hours, with chicken dinner spamming the blank stare emoji, generalhewett13 saying: "I'm so excited!" mox ty however says: "Please No LGBT Moments"
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When i was playing it yesterday? No, I don't really care about speedrunning metroid. I feel paranoid if i reach the end of the game without collecting everything lmao
anonymous strawpage question: "Are you trying to sub 2 hour 100% zero mission?"screenshot of my Metroid: Zero Mission save file screen. i 100% all three save files
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i think i know some genius ways to localize kirby and the forgotten land to PTBR but i've no idea or reason to output it because i can't make my own fan translation and i have no one to share it with because the kirby franchise has like 10 fans total in brazil
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when i build houses with dynasty blocks in terraria
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just heard the sentence "I tend to have same kind of philosophy as Bugs Bunny" being uttered by a real person
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
looney tunes ass game
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vee !! (🎂 in 1 day) @cicadayl.pds.witchcraft.systems · 24/09/2026
i know ppl are talking abt the post discord made but i think the real cherry on top is this reply they made on it
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think if smash bros. brought back break the targets and gave it stage builder support it would have been a massive slam dunk for non-VS. mode content
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's the point of ace attorney VR if it's not the game with franziska von karma
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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dixie telling Candy that she's upped her estrogen dosage, which Candy supports, then Dixie becomes the DK64 Candy statue and says HRT sure is amazing, and Candy asks why the fuck Dixie looks like her
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
zoomers be like
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ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FUCKING INSANE????????
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This actually works out great, now only Microsoft is allowed to inject ads in their games, but Microsoft doesn't make games anymore so nobody will use this technology
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