ً @zan.bsky.social · 6hfun my cat fact: ezra knows how to say "hi" in human like if u say "hi" to him he will say "hi" back. it's crazy stuff maaaaan 030
Reposted by ًmattheween @mmmtorbs.bsky.social · 6halternate timeline where we got to do all those things 01610
ً @zan.bsky.social · 11hRastafarianism was lowkey the first QAnon. like what does the King of Ethiopia have to do w anything yall r saying 😭 020
ً @zan.bsky.social · 14hthey need to take Ash Ketchum off life support. Its been almost 30 years. We let the family grieve long enough 040
Reposted by ًupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026we up 🔥 071
ً @zan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reminding the Wawa cashier that Allah is stronger in might and more severe in punishment 030
ً @zan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Momala Zelensky 🌐 (Ravenclaw) has replied to your Post: actually is complicated issue dont jumping of the conclusions 030
ً @zan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026look at dis fuckin guy *gestures to you* ey pal your parents meet at the iced coffee job interview? 050
ً @zan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yes Richard, thats a great idea! --Leave the car running tonight and you and Emily and the kids can be together forever. 030
ً @zan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Making straight bullshit in the kitchen...just like jidoo used to make 000
ً @zan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026molly water got me sayin "i love what you've done with the place" at the DMV 060
Reposted by ًIllegalize Pessimism NOW @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lucifer gave man light and the ability to produce plastics 0232
ً @zan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HALT CITIZEN. You are in violation of the Enjoying Supermarket Music Act. Please submit to voluntary Shin Bet screening of your devices for content subversive to Supreme Girlboss Momala 090
ً @zan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Crying in real life because I miss the Soviet Union. WHY DID WE HAVE TO LOSE 020
ً @zan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ululating with your boys after capturing a regime held city must feel so good 060
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wanna win the lottery solely so I can spend all day with my cat like all 16 waking hours 050
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm not watching NAZA and you shouldn't either. it's just self-correcting Israeli propaganda. you can get the facts from the victims instead of anonymized culprits. If Yuval Abraham was really bout it he'd make a movie about how he got the fuck out of West Asia and renounced his Israeli citizenship 100
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the Moors giving the Spanish divorce, bathing and meze (tapas)static.klipy.comDrake & Lil Yachty Looking at LaptopALT: Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop 041
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026when you're being mean to me, well, guess what Bucko? this is the me you're being mean to 050
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I learned how to make falafel completely from scratch and it kind of took all the magic out of it for me. cheers mate 050
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026finally got to the part of Lanterns where his Bri'ish accent slips out and he goes SPEAK OHP 🇬🇧💂♀️💷☕️🍵🏰🍻 010
ً @zan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Instagram keeps showing me ex I havent followed since before Stop The Count in music video shoots and yacht pictures. Zuckerberg I will personally find your Hawaiian bunker and make history 050
