Reposted by Agile VectorThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture 81523177
Reposted by Agile VectorJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3544951088
Reposted by Agile VectorChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head. 10864196
Reposted by Agile Vectorironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A rogue AI agent shit my pants 619019
Reposted by Agile Vector𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hell yeah found my old GitSe edit 281725499
Agile Vector @agilevector.bsky.social · 24/09/2026KING GRAHAM suggests a commedia to the crimson-nosed man, but the man only sobs more. KING GRAHAM: "Oh well, I guess it's the jester that counts." 020
Reposted by Agile VectorTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893762661
Reposted by Agile VectorMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Listen, man, you didn’t weird me out you weirded me in. Tell me more obscure facts immediately. 7836301
Reposted by Agile VectorKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/01/2026🎶give me the bleach, boys and free my soul i’ll fall into a cherry blossom hole and drift away🎶 116737
Reposted by Agile Vectorbarleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%. 202142702
Reposted by Agile VectorIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131723351
Reposted by Agile Vectoralexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026this is what killed Bob Mackie 45970161
Reposted by Agile VectorPOWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 14/09/2026Damn those off-brand oreos go hard 2274
Reposted by Agile Vectorpsychbomb @psychbomb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026link in the hyrule castle courtyard when zelda starts telling him about the usurper ganondorf 4948207
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Agile Vector @agilevector.bsky.social · 06/09/2026'sssssomebody stop me' i say as odo turns into a capri sun and throws me in the brig 040
Reposted by Agile Vectorjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass 1584266
Reposted by Agile Vectorbhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 05/09/2026thanks man I feel great. what have I been doing? well I've been putting on the headgear they put on the psychic kids from the Akira manga and shove electrodes up my nose and stare into the middle distance. yeah I bought it online I think they're a start up. 11484107
Reposted by Agile Vectortef @tef.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"for sale: macbook prro with butterfly keyboaard, neever wooorkeed" 0392
Reposted by Agile VectorLeah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form 349162143299
Reposted by Agile VectorMike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026An under appreciated Tim Curry role: the dirt bag from Earth 2! 1226123
Reposted by Agile VectorChaos @shed.gay · 22/08/2026This has been on of those posts which has lived in my head rent free to the point that when I DJ'd last month I made sure to reference it, I'm not sure if anyone at #EMFcamp got the joke or not but it was for me so that's not the point. 251303401
Reposted by Agile VectorStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/08/2026Tom of Gotchi 673485700
Agile Vector @agilevector.bsky.social · 22/08/2026fun, i thought the cranes left boston for seattle years ago 000
Agile Vector @agilevector.bsky.social · 21/08/2026*leaning over a keyboard at an italian internet cafe* 030
Reposted by Agile VectorUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Oh? What ho! You would slay me with a greatsword this evening? Yet mine is up across the thistle cross variety. I say, I say, the house always wins … in the end? Unless I … upset the bargain … and play house with me neighbors … instead, perhaps … inside a meth house? Homodoxical-style? UwU? 561704478
Reposted by Agile Vectoriucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay, 218104152359
Reposted by Agile Vectorda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I LOVE THEM - dashare.zone ADMIN 0942236
Reposted by Agile VectorMonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 18/08/2026This where they had Simon Phoenix in Demolition Man 14221
Reposted by Agile VectorThoughtful Skeleton @dqspider.bsky.social · 22/03/2026CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW 0112
Reposted by Agile VectorCliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 17/08/2026The Pringle®️ digital twin knows where it is because it knows where it isn't 519329
Reposted by Agile VectorJess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 10/08/2026🎶I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dachshund 🎶 111321
Reposted by Agile Vectorweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026You blow 6 foot ropes, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. 401426196
Reposted by Agile VectorKatherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. 1615
Reposted by Agile VectorJoe Berkowitz @joeberkowitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Who you gonna call? 422717564
