bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 4hreally good that the guys we call our world bestriding genius thought leaders building the god robot write their names like they had to repeat the fourth grade the legal maximum number of times 130
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 28/09/2026alright sorry but this shit looks like all those boardwalk t-shirts about being a badass granddad with a twisted sense of humor and you don't have to be a little crazy to work at Certified Forklift Operator but it helps 040
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 27/09/2026every day I am more validated in my assessment of the midnight gospel as some of the most godawful dogshit dreck for your dumbest cousin's moron weed dealer 0131
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 25/09/2026it's awesome to know that you'll get turned down for a job for completely arbitrary and insane reasons because bosses are getting radicalized into business schizophrenia on linkedin 081
Reposted by bhagavad githubextravirgin @extravirgin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026They should invent a way to get put in witness protection without witnessing anything or needing protection 031
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 23/09/2026I will never understand anyone eating a plain potato chip. you only go around once. flavor blast that son of a bitch. 040
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 23/09/2026western media is owned by a tiny handful of far-right billionaires and largely anyone within their remit that is allowed to have a voice is (at least willing to appear) ideologically aligned with their bosses 081
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 19/09/2026on my hands and knees begging and pleading with my fellow Americans to understand that other countries exist. they've got their own histories, languages, cultures, etc. the whole nine yards. difficult to believe but I swear it's all true. 2161
Reposted by bhagavad githubdonoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026DEGROWTH DON DOES IT AGAIN 151587237
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 16/09/2026the idea that LLMs are alive is the ideal midwit detector: guys who are too self-styled ~intellectual~ to correctly not give a shit about fake nerd bullshit for loser chumps, but also objectively too stupid to correctly figure out that it's all fake nerd bullshit for chump losers 16611
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 15/09/2026only true s-tier businesses geniuses know this but a cool hack to make your company profitable is to declare that all of your expenses aren't real and its against the rules to count them 191
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 15/09/2026always fascinating to see centrists' implicit understanding of themselves as essential conservatives. The left has to be disciplined into accommodating rightward drift because the idea that their fellow centrists could be browbeaten into supporting progressive ideas is wholly unthinkable 03813
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 13/09/2026If you want me to participate in the humiliating bourgeois farce of American electoral politics you at least have to give me a guy to vote for who doesn't suck shit. "I agree with my insane pedophile colleagues about the dangers of trans kids playing sports" isn't cutting it. 09534
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 10/09/2026Crimson Desert is one of the stupidest games I've ever played. It's a sword and board fantasy with a default asset for a story. You get a quintuple jump in the first few hours of the game. It has all the BOTW mechanics and also a grappling hook that can be upgraded to Spiderman Mode. There are 160
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 09/09/2026(dapping up your bro) damn dude you look like you're full of cum 091
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 08/09/2026the new round of "the computer is a conscious being, and strong, and my friend" is because there has been yet another ultra-hyped model release so underwhelming that the ideologically committed/in-the-throes-of-psychosis boosters desperately need a way to soothe themselves 1141
Reposted by bhagavad githubjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026searching on indeed for job titles like "gunslinger" 1664982
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 05/09/2026thanks man I feel great. what have I been doing? well I've been putting on the headgear they put on the psychic kids from the Akira manga and shove electrodes up my nose and stare into the middle distance. yeah I bought it online I think they're a start up. 11484106
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 03/09/2026Rad is correct. My own hot take? games should start doing this with narrative constraints as well. 3180
Reposted by bhagavad githubContagonist @contagonist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If a game sells a gorillion copies and gets 97% on metacritic the devs are still fired and putting in job applications from the backseat of their sedan for 20 months. Nobody who deserves the money is getting it anyway. 15410
Reposted by bhagavad githubFoucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026For those who don't know, Dark Horse is doing another print arrangement with Massif Press, this time doing hardcopy versions of several existing supplements, including a compilation of Operation Solstice Rain and Operation Winter Scar in one volume, titled Operation Fulcrum Dawn 616440
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 24/08/2026for 80 years the left has tried and utterly failed to strike a meaningful blow against the machinery of the fourth reich and the complete global hegemony it enjoys. we're not even halfway through his second term and trump may have mortally wounded it only because he thinks it's fake and gay. 161
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 21/08/2026I see this "Marxism is a religion" sentiment all the time with liberals because the idea that it is fundamentally uninterrogable is necessary to allow themselves to comfortably "rationally" ignore it. It has to be this way because to actually engage with it would stop them being liberals. 173
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 20/08/2026adorno criticized the literary form of the novel itself and yet they're still pumping out dungeon crawler carl books that you can cop at jeff bezos' internet website. I promise you man they'll still be making number-go-up games even after someone posted about them. trust me on this one. 190
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 20/08/2026The comments on this are driving me insane. I guarantee you all of these people want (correctly) video games to be recognized as the art they are but the instant someone subjects games to critique they act like they've been waterboarded 2142
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 19/08/2026Saburo Arasaka bought the Browns and he's moving them to Night City 081
Reposted by bhagavad githubPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC... 22395782532
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 13/08/2026there is absolutely a criticism to be made of "woke 1" not being able to overcome liberals throwing around psuedoacademic jargon to obscure class conflict. However this should only be discussed amongst your fellow communists and anyone from the Atlantic who wants to talk about it should be shot. 0180
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 12/08/2026All of you pig ignorant motherfuckers are personally responsible for all the bad things in the world. Fuck you. I hate you. 8:42 AM 💬257 ♻️196 💙4 | wwell yoive done it. i hope y ou toxic bulllies are hapy slanderring 1 of god's perfevt angel s....i caent stop cryig.. goodbye foever 3:07 PM 💬0 ♻️426 💙1 0112
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 05/08/2026I've been a @makapatag.bsky.social fan for a minute but I wanted to wait until I had some time to set aside to really give this its due. Having finally done so I can say that this, friends, in my professional opinion, might have The Juice more than anything else has ever had The Juice. 1112
Reposted by bhagavad githubPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks! 98145533383
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 29/07/2026municipal work crew shut down my street to do work on the sewer. now that the road is closed they're having footraces with each other using a caution tape finish line. dudes rock. 081
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 29/07/2026bad news guys. I watched a video of a geeked-to-the-tits dario amodei try and fail for twenty minutes to respond to the interviewer saying "good morning" and now I'm scared that the omnipotent dijinni what live inside the computer will take over the world 191
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 29/07/2026it rules how every single picture of ross douthat looks like an onion headline cut for an article titled "area man ignores surroundings to better contemplate killing himself" 1120
Reposted by bhagavad githubFio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/07/2026We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star 6044101449
Reposted by bhagavad githubCosta Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out. 114137722879
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 15/07/2026gotta give it up. big congrats to Kesha for achieving the dissolution of self and ultimate liberation from the hellish wheel of Saṃsāra 015542
Reposted by bhagavad githubJustin McGuire @justinmcguiremx.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. A nationally broadcast game. These are the things that piss baseball fans off the most 4811106
bhagavad github @beeftime.itch.io · 07/07/2026punching a hole in the drywall because I got my badass tattoo covered up for NOTHING 080
