iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 29/09/2026

hell yeah dudes rock

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someone's going to argue that frats provide a sense of brotherhood, but its genuinely just that I Think You Should Leave skit about the guy who has to pay to be part of a friend group that bullies him So that, but with an added layer of physical and sexual assault.

still of the I Think You Should Leave sketch about a man named Stuart who has to pay to be a part of a friend group that bullies him where Tim Robinsons character asks another off-screen character "How would you like 200 friends"

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 11h

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Grudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[Guy Siner cod German accent] I hope you are not laughing at my Dängelwägen

Guy Siner in costume as a WW2 German officer in "Allo Allo"

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Toad sipped his tea. “Frog,” he asked, “are you making this up?” “Maybe yes and maybe no,” said Frog.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

y’arrrr

When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

fine, cinemascope it is

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Manisha Krishnan @manishakrishnan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

kind of obsessed with the fact that there's an AA-style support group called Dogs Anonymous for owners who don't want to publicly admit they can't stand their dogs. by @jasooooon.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/inside...

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 29/09/2026

I was at Boy Scout summer camp in ‘97 doing end of season clean up winterizing stuff. Commissary was feeding us whatever was left over from the year. Somehow ended up with a pallet of Eastern European hot dogs that was completely frozen in to a brick of ice.

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

can’t do anything on this web sight

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

finally, a good threads post

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 28/09/2026

He just couldn’t figure out the three sea shells, haunted him ever since

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 28/09/2026

They’ve converted the hotdog/no-hotdog work in to a real human job. YOU’RE WELCOME

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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I also got to wade around in a dumpster full of glass bottles, smashing them with a crowbar so more would fit inside (the glass company paid by the pound) when it was slow the dump manager & i would sit in lawn chairs under a beach umbrella & shoot rats with a .22 best job i ever had

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Scissors @scissors.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026

a bagged salad rotting in my produce drawer while i tend to my refrigerator bonsai

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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My god... the coffee scale is screaming

My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"

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Cheer Captain @cheercaptain.wang · 27/09/2026

Absolute funniest way for me to find out this guy is playing Mark in RENT

A stranger things kid who is now a man pleading 'Please don't turn up to my musical
in Stranger Things costumes'

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026

The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny

Caveh Zahedi
Wow_U_Like_Pot
David Fierro
Raysfan22
Ed Malone
Nextbestfriend_14
David Pridemore
Georgepitansky_9008
Charles Schneider
Cool_guy5
Jonathan Francis
Canifuckyouanally
A.J. Leitell
luv2Bnude
Christian Vazquez
Xbeachdude
Berwick Lagarde
Jeremys_talented_tongue

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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 26/09/2026

Those first few months where it was 50/50 that the first post you’d see was some dude posting hole was hilarious

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 25/09/2026

sorry for the low quality photo, I had to zoom way in

Van with vanity license plate reading VANUSSY

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Satanic Manic @killhamster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Homer saying this lesbian bar doesn't have a masking policy

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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.

I honestly don't know how to explain. Fascinating little powerhouse of a guy with truly unique hair / beard hyper-stylized combo

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026

Larry Ellison when he needs to pay a data center lease

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Skrrt Russell @cidmcdp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Oldest told me that some kids in his middle school class used a local insurance agent's comments section as a message board and when he tried to get them to knock it off, they started roasting his promotional photos.

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found the old “ad” i made for mayo nasal spray, to practice animation

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

BELLE, fully within earshot of everybody: 🎶 there goes the stupid fucking mongrel baker / selling his nasty fucking bread 🎶

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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 24/09/2026

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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hell yeah eco-terrorism rules

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tpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

At the end of the movie they do a disclaimer about how it's medically impossible for sperm to travel through the colon, up the digestive tract, then down the urethra to swing from pubic hair and get inside the vaginal canal to fertilize the egg.

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tpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

While I do dunk on USAmerican animation a lot, it should be noted that this is what Norway is getting up to on the animation front, so I'm not speaking from a position of like, presumed national superiority or anything.

Poster for the movie "Spermageddon." It's not particularly appealing to look at. Sort of painful to even type out a description of it but basically it's divided into two parts: up above a woman is kissing a man who has a very obvious erection, and down below a bunch of cartoon sperm are traveling through a pink tunnel.

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Gordo! @posting.fan · 23/09/2026

browsing bsky in the normal way

that insane picture of the former speaker of the house pretending to watch the World Cup, he's sat to the side of his TV staring right past it

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought

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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 22/09/2026

"FLOCK" bonequest.com/10050

$spigot: `HACKERS` GOT INSIDE A\N^FLOCK^ CAMERA AND\NATE ALL THE _CANDY_$

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