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Through the ruin of a city stalked the ruin of a man.

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 39m
John Cena says ‘it’s OK to love someone when they’re not perfect,’ which is a nice sentiment except when you find that he’s referring to Vince McMahon, who is not so much imperfect as monstrous
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 3h
Annoyed that I was at work yesterday when my block was canvassed by Reform
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17h
Yep that’s definitely London UK
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17h
#PingPongPrick
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 22h
well that last bit’s insane isn’t it?
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok bit weird but good night Sam
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well this is quite the list of moribund brands isn’t it
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Cathal Malone @cathalmalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just called a fancy restaurant to ask whether they could accommodate a vegetarian tomorrow. "Certainly, sir," she replied. "We offer hay or silage," with only a touch of mirth. I hope the legendary receptionist of that particular equestrian centre has a very good weekend. (One wrong digit.) 🙄
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Elon Musk 100% has some kind of dystopian baby ranch somewhere in Belarus or Argentina or wherever
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“use Al to help illustrate my children's books. Does that make the art bad?” Yes sorry
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have been thinking about this debate over who gets to be described as English or British and I think the conclusion is, in the end, pretty clear: who gives a toss, you massive, massive weirdos
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Water boss says people need to use less lightning spells
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Tom (T.H.) Huddleston @tomhuddleston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels weird to be shouting PLEASE KILL AMOL RAJAN at the TV and not be watching University Challenge.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
damn, how can I recreate this in Crusader Kings
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're in my GP's office any time soon, prepare yourself for what many are calling the greatest mnemonic of all time. Come for E and P, but sit down and clap for I.
A screen in my GP's office advertising a mnemonic of signs to spot SEPSIS.

S slurred speech of confusion 
E extreme shivering or muscle pain 
P passing no urine all day
S severe breathlessness
I ot feels like you are going to die
S skin mottled or discoloured
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[pink pony club] 🎵 Joyce Carol Oates She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s Joyce Carol Oates 🎵
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok we need to get the Pope to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, probably for an exorcism
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know it is kind of boring background noise at this point but can you imagine if hackers stole the personal information of every FBI agent and all the troops during the Biden presidency
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shout out to a Bearcam bear from 10 years ago
A tweet from me ten years ago reading 
There is a bear on Bearcam today with very well-defined buttocks
The photograph shows exactly that
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOOD EVENING
Lenny, a tuxedo cat, lies on his back on a patterned rug
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
reminded that Phil Collins initially wasn't happy at all with his famous drum break in In The Air Tonight and re-recorded it using longer drumsticks to get a distinctive sound, a decision that had far-reaching repercussions
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finally!
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@notalawyer.bsky.social great to hear you discover weird little freak James Delingpole for the first time
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
hope you're all taking your ʙᴏɴᴇs
pot of vitamin d tablets with a sticker on top that says bones
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh but it's fine to have ads going 'this chatbot could replace your employees' I see
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let me get this straight. Some shirtless men in the woods with vans full of petrol called 999 on themselves. The US president says he has had his eye on them for some time. What is going on please
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not great! Mind you do you remember they had a grim little flirtation with NFTs? There was a sort of blockchain trading card game that they greenlit at one point, I assume it is as dead as Adric at this point
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man City should have their titles stripped and they should be relegated to League One
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Record fine: £8m Operating profit last year: £309m
theguardian.com
South West Water fined £8m for hundreds of sewage spills in Cornwall and Devon
District judge orders record fine for region and says incidents of pollution cannot be tolerated
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep
theonion.com
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
BUENOS AIRES—After exhausting a significant amount of his intellectual energy in a series of company launches, a creatively tapped-out Peter Thiel announced Tuesday a new startup called “Frodo, But Ev...
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ARGH
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who is actually policing any of this stuff, OFCOM? The ICO? Some other wholly inadequate watchdog that takes five years to do nothing?
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
for months I've been baffled by weird patreon stuff like subscriptions randomly appearing and disappearing, and today finally figured out the issue: I had two patreon accounts. This is because while gmail sees stupid.dipshit at gmail and stupiddipshit at gmail as the same address, patreon doesn't.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so did they find any fuckin’ bombs or what? Clearly not, eh? What are we even doing here
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My local Nextdoor group is currently 90% people chuntering about the Green Party’s leaflet campaign, the complaint being that there are too many leaflets and on glossy paper, ‘which isn’t very green’. This is something I’ve seen with Greta Thunberg: people don’t actually listen to environmentalists
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they’re just making it up
Rolling Stone
SUBSCRIBE
**@COUNTRY**
WHAT SOME FOLKS
REALLY MEAN WHEN
THEY CLAIM TO HAVE
NEVER HEARD OF
THE HORUS HERESY
Proclaiming you're unfamiliar
with the apocalyptic 40th
Milanninz
niat bnanlntin
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is my ADHD diagnosis helping me? Yes, because I spent 30 years being unsuccessfully treated for anxiety and depression, and suffering the effects of those, before realising that they were simply caused by being unable to cope with my career. Now I do something much better suited to me and am fine
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
now obviously I will stand shoulder to shoulder with genuine ADHD people but it’s important that we don’t let in people who are just pretending to have ADHD so that they can sneak into women’s toilets. Wait, I’ve got confused about which brain worms I have
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh shit is it time for my thread again
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I like to tell an incredibly long, filthy joke about iced coffee in interviews, call it the Baristocrats
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I might have dreamed this, or was sleepily trying to invent the worst sentence in history but yesterday I think I saw a video of an Axel Springer awards ceremony honouring Peter Thiel where Bari Weiss was doing standup. If this video exists please do not send it to me, I have obvs tried to forget
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"rapidly medicalised layabouts" If you want to know what the current push to delegitimise ADHD and autism diagnoses is about, it's coming from shitheads like this.
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Picturing Erling Haaland being sold at police auction like a drug lord's speedboat.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[jerking thumb towards Dracula] and then there’s THIS fucking guy
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