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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 4m

only got two homeboys smh the male loneliness crisis is out of control

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 7h

beaning you with a gourd and a miniature pumpkinchu just kind of slumps out of there. everyone's having a real bad time.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 7h

well okay, but the thing i want to do is destroy the sun

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Rafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 7h

ok so remember some time ago on here we were talking about how pikachu doesn't free himself even though he could and one of you said "he lived in a poke ball of the mind"? well that's how i feel when i see decorative pumpkins in woolworths in australia in october

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 8h

that movie could have been better but it wouldn't have made it a better movie.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[seal (vocalist) voice]: but we're never gonna survive, unless we get a little swayze

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026

Because what you are saying, what bluesky's admins have been saying all along, is that this is essentially a private clubhouse for a small number of brainrotted silicon valley animals, and fuck you if you don't like the smell.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026

More generally I think the aggressive conflation of criticism with harassment, and then of harassment with violent threats, is pretty irresponsible to be engaging in. I think whining about lack of resources when you haven't even *acknowledged* problems users care about it pretty pathetic.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 11h

this is probably one of the funniest instances of selecting on the dv i've ever seen.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 11h

where are the t-shirt bot accounts, i have an idea for a t-shirt

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demon core vidal @regretagarbo.rip · 12h

@marisakabas.bsky.social i know this is absolutely not your usual beat but can we maybe talk about maybe highlighting how crazy this shit is? at the very least the unequal treatment of trans people by moderation and the failure of t&s and comms. or point me in the direction of another reporter?

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

#5 Goldfinger (1964) - “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die” is undoubtedly the most famous line delivered by a villain in the entire franchise, in this instance uttered by the gold-obsessed Auric Goldfinger, made all the more potent by Bond’s famous retort: “Fuck you, you piece of shit.”

Auric Goldfinger taunts a restrained Bond laying on a laser table

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

me: girl i am not wearing that, it's not my color marie curie [applying radium mascara]: we're getting rid of colors. it's going to be the only color. we're going to make you wear it.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 21h

consciousness is a broadly-defined phenomenon demonstrated when a subject can provide durable contemporary evidence for both: 1. that they need to stop talking like that; and 2. why they need to stop talking like that; before they start talking like that.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 22h

i don't think anyone has to learn what a boundary is by sexually assaulting someone.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

speaking as someone who has posted at least one hyperthesized [sic] third way on here: you've spent too much time taking direction from baby ghosts and now you think you're too special to do the readings.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

[seal (vocalist) voice]: but we're never gonna survive, unless we get a little swayze

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my knit romper saying stop talking like that is raising questions that are in no way answered by my romper.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

oh she's directing money to unprofitable ventures? so the same thing she did at ftx

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

before there were drafts i would preserve preskeets in notes. there's some good stuff in the amber.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

we now return to letters from bad girl jail, an itinerant series:

Razzball @razzball.bskv.social - 5h Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison @ellisonskyd.... 2h What once was the peak, is now iust the beginning
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big day for creative-first hoes

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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered.

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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 02/10/2026

Any time someone gives you a specific number of how much it has improved their productivity but doesn’t provide data to that effect, you should just assume they pulled it out of thin air

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

came back from walking the dog and some cop had like a x2 pimpy x0.5 bape bull mastiff k9 operator or whatever in the lobby, and first of all that's probably a bad idea; but as we walked past them it started crying, and i know it wasn't indicating because the cop started consoling it.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this is why my position is that ai is alive, even when it very clearly isn't. i'm not arguing with the middle school dropout fandom about the nature of human consciousness. i'm saying the regulatory state is good, honest labor has value, and slavery is bad.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

saw this post coming two hours ago bsky.app/profile/abso...

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

only indian question i'm interested in is whether they have goat korma

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

before there were drafts i would preserve preskeets in notes. there's some good stuff in the amber.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i’ll do this shit all day

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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

brortmanteau

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

not everything needs to be a portmanteau. sometimes they're brumb and make you look like a brupid bridiot

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Everyone loves my screenshots of people saying silly things until they’re the ones being screenshotted saying something silly

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 03/08/2023

pretending i am a newborn harp seal, lying on my back, and making plaintive noises at the oreo i left on the counter

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

blocking anyone who's ever liked a post making fun of me so no one i talk to online can possibly know how owned i am

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i don't even know what i did to earn this, but to me this is verification. tbh it's better than verification. it's verification and validation.

Aaron Rodericks
@aaron.bsky.team
User Blocking You

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i would rather remove my eyeballs than witness an AI tingler cover

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the secret treasure underneath new york city requires seven human sacrifices each year, one for —but not strictly from— each borough, and gamifying it is a clever move on his part

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

agree with the broader point but i think ants work together pretty well. also this sleeps on fungus, an entire top-level category of life specializing in coöperation and utility maximizing.

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doctor eek (alt decorative ghost season) @absolutely-not.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

underground is where rocks live. this is their natural habitat and we should respect their migratory patterns.

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