pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank 3748086385
josh oftenly @joshoftenly.bsky.social · 04/12/2024He wasn’t shot. It was a preexisting condition that the bullets discovered. 2160
Colins Epoxy Creations 🇨🇦 @colins-epoxy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I didn't see any cardboard boxes so clearly it wasn't Solid Snake. Get your facts right 030
Adam Howell @bigguywhokills.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It's easy. Just look at the list of denied claims that resulted in the patient dying from being denied the procedure. What's that you say? Literally thousands just in the greater NYC area? Oh. 000
ZeerO @sean-ohara.com · 04/12/2024You should also look into John Wick, The Grinch, and Monkey D. Luffy 030
Nikki Jane @nikkijane.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Old joke updated: What do you call one dead health insurance CEO? A good start 2321
Stacey B @benes75.bsky.social · 05/12/2024What about the Turkish Olympic silver medalist in shooting? Same technique. 130
Cruisingal @cruisingal.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Why is no one talking about the person standing at the ATM on he right? Or is that just a shadow or something? 000
mahaddon.bsky.social @mahaddon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I'm guessing the shooter is the loved one of a person who was denied coverage. Surprising it hasn't happened before. 1550
sanityrules.bsky.social @sanityrules.bsky.social · 05/12/2024John Cusacks character from Grosse Point Blank would have used a sniper rifle so his face wouldn’t be seen. 2110
Brian Ingram @brianeyescienceguy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I'm not saying I actually know this guy was hit because he got too happy washing Russian money through his company for Russian oligarchs, but if this came out in the news? I would believe it /s 060
nacholib.bsky.social @nacholib.bsky.social · 05/12/2024That's weird because I had John Wick as one of them 000
Joisey Doc @joiseydoc.bsky.social · 04/12/2024There will likely be others to follow as scores more folks die as a result of denied claims. UHC was the highest denial rate, but none of them are stellar. 050
PaSandy @pasandy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I can’t get past what a coward he was. Shot him in the back. 200
Jenno1066 @jenno1066.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Cut the string, Chatty Cathy - one of the best soundtracks of all time. 010
abu ibrahim @abuibrahim-mm.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Solid Snake -- had the same thought! Slide-locking to prevent the sound of automatic cycling? You're pretty good! 000
CarrowCanary @carrowcanary.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I heard it was actually supposed to be a publicity stunt using blanks, but they hired the armourer who worked with Alec Baldwin a few years ago. 050
doomandgloom 💙📚🚀🌈🌴🌞🏝🎶🌹🐈⬛🌹💐🦋 🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸🇳🇫🇨🇺🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @doomandgloom1951.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I loved Grosse Point Blank. 3290
Youarn Bell @youarnb.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Agent 47 would've been wearing a clown suit while rigging a chandelier to fall at the right time. This guy was apparently wearing a hoodie. Not 47's MO... 010
Welcome To Castle Rackrent @shawnguerra.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Yeah. The cops should definitely look for the director 010
kitkat-2024.bsky.social @kitkat-2024.bsky.social · 04/12/2024You sure it's not the kid on the bike from less than zero? 040
Andrew Parker Scott @aparscott.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If he made a beeline to his therapist we’ll know which one it was. 020
Mojo Jojoe @i-am-mojo-jojoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Plot twist! It was Dark Helmet (Spaceballs) in his pajamas. 010
Maxx Baer @maxxbaer.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Could also be the Joan Cusack character from Grosse Point Blank. 0110
Graeme @twonkybot.bsky.social · 04/12/2024John Wick is unhappy about being left out of your list that and the death of his dog 040
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Can't be 47. He would have at least made it look like an accident. 1360
Follower of H. C. Richardson @starchf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024GPB’s Cusack would have shot from distance. And wouldn’t have been caught on camera. And wouldn’t have a gun that jammed 110
Sam Leibowitz @samleibowitz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“You can’t go home anymore. Bit I guess you can shop there.” 010
Better Danzig @betterdanzig.bsky.social · 04/12/2024That reload animation def looks Solid Snakey 0130
#NoKings ravva #FreeLuigi 🇺🇦 🌮🥄⤵️🇺🇸 @ravva.bsky.social · 05/12/2024youtu.be/OtxH414tGkA?...youtu.be5 Million Ways To Kill A C.E.O.YouTube video by The Coup - Topic 000
mariecatalina.bsky.social @mariecatalina.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I wouldn't count on much help from witnesses. Snitches get stitches and their insurance probably doesn't cover that. 0425
jpmctex.bsky.social @jpmctex.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Mitch Rapp or Courtland Gentry are my picks. But if he was a good guy then they are in the clear…but they sure could real busy real soon. 050
Brazil Nuts @downtownjuliobrown.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Maybe Wile E. Coyote realized that humans are easier targets than roadrunners. 000
missintj.bsky.social @missintj.bsky.social · 05/12/202447 way too smooth for this. He would have used the wire and hid the body in a closet or dumpster. 020
John Ford @johnfordjr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Higher chance of it being Grocer, Dan Akroyd’s character. Martin Blank had too much class to take that shot while the bystander walked past. 030
grimginger.bsky.social @grimginger.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It’s either over an affair or a layoff 010
notahorsesass.bsky.social @notahorsesass.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Anyone fingerin' a tanned prospective 'healthy' cab min in the frame here? 030
Mud on Satan's Floor @reliquatessen.bsky.social · 04/12/2024There was one level in the old Hitman game where you had to take out two guys meeting in a park, and I managed to get them both with a single bullet. Not saying I could do that IRL but someone probably could. Something to think about. 010
Bernandiii💙 @bernandii.bsky.social · 04/12/2024It sounds like you've been doing some detective work. It will be interesting to see how this mystery unfolds. Happy sleuthing! 060
Atomic Girl @theatomicgirl.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I let my teen tell me all about the video in excruciating detail, and then immediately recommended Grosse Pointe Blank. 020
meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Good work. I was able to rule out the Dan Aykroyd character from Grosse Pointe Blank (The Dan is beefier.) 2160
itsbrittanybitchh.bsky.social @itsbrittanybitchh.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Hear me out… have we ever seen the hoodie hero and Batman in the same room? 🤨 030
New Mexico Man @newmexicoman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024He gave off Desmond Miles vibes to me. He’s probably back tending bar in Park Slope. 040
RW-One @rw-one.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Or check TEMU for assassin's for hire, we already got a Orange Chimp for the WH thru them ... 010
MattTN @californiarefugee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Whew! I thought you were gonna blame John Cleese. 010
Maximus{Redacted} @maximusjohnson.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Put some respect on Martin Blank's name 050
criticaltreks @criticaltreks.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Don't worry, we have our very best spy on the case.media.tenor.coma man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie looks at the cameraALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie looks at the camera 020
Peter J Larrivee @authorpetelarrivee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’m glad I’m not the only one who remembers that movie. 130
Gary the Prophet @garytheprophet.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I've heard whispers from the underworld speak of a mysterious new figure, known only as V, emerging from Night City. Word is, Maelstrom hired them for the job. The techno-necromancers might be pulling the strings, orchestrating a grander scheme that is unfolding.🕵️♂️GTP🕵️♂️ 180
Flower (she/they) @friendliestflower.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.comtwo men are standing in front of a car with the word video club on the bottomAlt: GIF of clip from Grosse Pointe Blank featuring Dan Ackroyd and John Cusack’s characters. Ackroyd’s character says “Bing bing bing popcorn” mimicking gunfire because the two actors play hitmen. 000
Not that Papa Roach @popparoach.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Not Dan Ackroyd from Grosse Pointe Blank? 000
Vem @vemmikado.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Agent 47… Russian President elect agent 47 that is my vote 050
Birdscribe @brianhrobin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My money is on Martin Blank, star of my favorite movie. He showed up at the CEO's door for a reason.media.tenor.comGrosse Point Blank GIFALT: Grosse Point Blank GIF 050
Wren @wrenswing.bsky.social · 05/12/2024This is how desensitized I've become, sadly...Grosse Pointe Blank is such a great movie! 000
Kithridge Alliers @thekittykey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I'm at least 98% sure that this was the work of one Lee Harvey Oswald 010
YeaImSnake @yeaimsnake.bsky.social · 05/12/2024No box at the scene Solid Snake couldn’t have been involved 030
Sundance @sundance967.bsky.social · 04/12/2024nah 47 would’ve made it look like an accident or something 060
Holly G @hollyjee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I bet it will turn out to be someone with a serious illness in family that insurance comdecided not to pay for. Eat the rich. 010
Ed Cote * Leftists and liberals are very different things. @edcote.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'm betting on John Cusack. Solid Snake would have hidden in a cardboard box. 170
Thèrése St. Germaine @tk-003.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Whoever it is could crowdsource far more than the $10k reward. 010
there are some who call me ... Tim @broxx42.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I guess you could say ... (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) ... he met his deductible. 090
Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It was the Dark Brotherhood Listener The CEO was nothing but a puppet of the Thalmor! 080
Wayne Chow 🇨🇦 🍁 @waynechow.bsky.social · 04/12/2024This is how old I am. Agent 47? Is he one of the characters from Get Smart? 050
Jonathan 💙 @jdub0923.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’m going with Gross Pointe. The dude was a bad dude and into bad shit. He was about to be grilled on some heavy corporate charges and likely going to bring down a lot of folks with him. 050
RestlessAlbatross @restlessalbatross.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I think it was the gunman from Burn After Reading. 050
NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Same shadowy group that killed John Dutton 030
Rake - The Leaf Piler @rake.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It's the same dude who punched Richard Spencer 140
Mila Claire 🏳️⚧️ @milaclaire.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma video game character says no that is not solid snakelALT: a video game character says no that is not solid snakel 010
Attylyn23 @attylyn23.bsky.social · 05/12/2024is this the time that they start off-ing people and pretend they’re from BLM or antifa but they’re really just white nationalists? 000
thatguyjmm.bsky.social @thatguyjmm.bsky.social · 04/12/2024We shouldn't rush to judgment. There are many fine people on all sides of the insurance issue. 0882
Paul מיר װעלן זײ איבערלעבן @thestoy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024You’re just gonna let Sam Fisher get away without suspicion? 000
Johnathan Ochonueve @johnathanochonueve.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Agent 47 would have stolen the clothes of a GrubHub driver as to avoid suspicion, unless the player was doing a Suit Only run. 000
Iona Brand @mikeiona.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I'll go with Villanelle because Kleo Straub would've been both more inventive and more spectacular. Or it could've been Anja (Ramona) - she worked in America in the past. 000
Iona Brand @mikeiona.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I assume they've narrowed the suspect field down to the millions of people & their relatives his company denied medical treatment to... 070
30-50 ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ in a trenchcoat @occularmandibles.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Of course I love my job, look at the suits I wear 030
Cheesecloth Ghost & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Healthcare CEOs definitely strike me as the kind of people who would kick a dog, so add John Wick to the list. 1200
fade2black65.bsky.social @fade2black65.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Trivializing the death of an innocent person just for likes and laughs, is truly disgusting. 010
Thomas (Toma) @tomakosacz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I read this as Joan Cusack and can't get it out of my head nowmedia.tenor.coma woman in a white dress is standing in a dark room and says `` so i destroyed one innocent life after another ''ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in a dark room and says `` so i destroyed one innocent life after another '' 130
Jaina B (ANTIFA Platoon Leader) @jainabledsoe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Frankly this will be one of the lucky ones. the rest are looking at guillotines 060
Bad_Cyclist @badcyclist.bsky.social · 04/12/2024More the Michael Douglas character in Falling Down.😡 Maybe this is the start of consequences 🤷 1140
bellhui1b.bsky.social @bellhui1b.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Serial Killer Killed outside Hilton Hotel New York 0130
⚡Surly Philly Cat 😺⚡ @surlyphillycat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.comtwo men are standing in front of a car with the word video club on the bottomALT: two men are standing in front of a car with the word video club on the bottom 000
J. like JJ. - HeliosRunner - @heliosrunner.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Well actually that qualifies you to call yourself "GoldBrosint2025" on X and have 100k dumb followers who would pay for such clever analysis 😂😅😉 050
Internet Opinion @bensonisrad.bsky.social · 04/12/2024At least we are going to do something about guns now. 030
Norana Autumn @thisbishe.bsky.social · 04/12/2024media.tenor.comLoki Lokiverysad GIFALT: Loki Lokiverysad GIF 0120
Thee Independent Warrior @theedavebing.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Or the pipe bomber from January 2021 that was never found. And Don’t leave out this guy…Barrymedia.tenor.coma blurry picture of a man with a backpackALT: a blurry picture of a man with a backpack 020
deadright.bsky.social @deadright.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Mine personally is some idiot that expected his healthcare plan to pay for s omething not in his policy cause he called 1800 number instead of actually reading what the policy covered now im not defending big healthcare but you have to read the rules to know what they are 000
asecret3rdoption.bsky.social @asecret3rdoption.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I thought it was suspicious when I caught sight of all three of them at the same table at my local Starbucks... 020
Dawwy @itsdarry.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Had to have been a registered democrat A republican would’ve missed 1170
brainybroad.bsky.social @brainybroad.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I'm betting that when the whole story comes out, that guy was screwed over by United Health Care. It's what they do. 150
brainybroad.bsky.social @brainybroad.bsky.social · 04/12/2024NO, it was one of the 50 million seniors WHO HAVE BEEN HARRASSED NIGHT AND DAY BY BIG INS COMPANIES trying to get us to switch to their company. I've had days when they # 25 to 30. I sent a PM to UHC and they didn't really give a shit so if they want suspects, start there. 50 million of us 060
AmeliaGarbo @ameliagarbo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024We would also have accepted Barry Block.media.tenor.coma man in a dark hallway looks at the camera with a serious look on his faceALT: a man in a dark hallway looks at the camera with a serious look on his face 060
tygator.bsky.social @tygator.bsky.social · 05/12/2024HEAD OF UNITED HEATHCARE....it was only a matter of time. 010
Unnecessary medical care provider @usmpa-c.bsky.social · 04/12/2024As much as they liked him, he wasn’t one of us. He wasn’t Italian. 030
