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chief high priest of a cult based around Vopson’s Second Law of Infodynamics. Yapping into the void about sports, scifi & current events.

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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
the ceo of Wawa is named Dick Wood.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My local CVS is always a mess so it’s fun to walk around to see the chaos. Their new thing is adding security devices to odd items
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Did Kid Rock actually lip sync the TPUSA event? If so that’s glorious.
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I like to gift books to family members. Is this too heavy for a 4-year old?
A photo of “Capital Volume 1” by Karl Marx
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Pre-sleep naps on the floor are all fun & games until you’re remind you’re in your 30s & the floor hurts you now
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The interesting intersection of hockey romance readers & homosexual hockey fans both chanting “KISS!” during an NHL fight is a beautiful combination
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I thought watching the new Fallout episode would help me escape the corporate hellscape of reality. I was wrong.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This game is going to be a classic 13-7 score line
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I’m so grateful to be alive on this Monday evening to watch Tua Turndaballova sling crisp interceptions all night
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Showing my Gen Z brother old Vice docs like the aliens showing cavemen how to make fire
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
In Paris & saw a power tool advertisement with Arnold Schwarzenegger which felt far too comical with the way he was acting
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
How will this Taylor & Travis engagement affect my fantasy team? He’s my TE1 (thanks autodraft)
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
TRAVIS KELCE AND TAYLOR SWIFT GETTING MARRIED IS A DISTRACTION DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THE DISASTROUS 2025 NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SITUATION
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Watching National Treasure outside of Independence Hall might be the most patriotic thing I’ve done in a decade
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Fuck the clankers
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Naming things off in my house that have lasted longer than the Confederacy Sofa Silverware A pair of socks Electric toothbrush (bristles replaced) My dog
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The collapse of the #Flyers defense has to be studied.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Anyone else remember when podcasts were cool video clips on an iPod video & not having massive geopolitical ramifications?
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna chat and bomb yemen
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You haven’t lived unless you’re 17 years old trying to explain why there’s the Silk Road open on one tab & the Anarchist’s Cookbook on another tab on the family computer to your deeply religious, Mormon parents
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Idk why we’re flabbergasted about the war group chat. If I was in his shoes I’d probably be in the boys’ group chat firing off wild ideas too.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If you skip a Pop Smoke song you’re disrespecting the dead
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The small folk & peasants of Westeros have the rawest deal. Blindly following their Lord’s into wars & massacres while egging their Lord’s on further 😂
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Ryan Quigley @ryanquigz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The Flyers are on pace to give up 10 goals to the Chicago Blackhawks today. The Blackhawks averaged 2.64 goals per game on the season coming into this outing.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
That fully charged pen rip while getting changed after work must be similar to how Christ felt being resurrected
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Just met my favorite retiree a archetype. A 70-year old wearing a large amount of Axe body spray.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
No shot
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I was talking about effective use of free time with my therapist today & they told me watching the 76ers is not a good idea.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Suddenly, everything about this Sixers season makes perfect sense.
From Pablo Torre Finds Out: 

76ers president Daryl Morey says he asks A.I. for input when making team decisions.

"We absolutely use models as a vote in any decision."
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
A massive pain of life (/s) is when an audiobook series switches narrator’s halfway through
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Grimes, Dowtin Jr, & Bona just seem like real hoopers. They’re always hustling & showing more life than the Sixers starters most of the time.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I can’t believe Russel Wilson is even willing to talk to the QB cursed organization known as the Cleveland Browns.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’m listening to the Game of Thrones books again & what confuses me the most is why Tywin Lannister was adamant about having Tyrion’s sloppy seconds. The woman Tyrion married the first time? Tywin fucked after he found out. Shae from Kings Landing? Tywin fucked her after he found out.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The NFL off-season is more exciting than the regular season
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I prefer to cut down my foes with a sour dough loaf but a baguette can do in a pinch
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I’ve decided to be that guy at the gym on their phone by the machines all the time. Everyone will love it.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
This guy reminds me of a thick-bearded Nick Sirianni
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
My wife’s grandfather just said, “Well I won’t inhale rat shit then anymore.”
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Going Full Jasper Mode. Getting Jasperfied.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Andre Drummond on pace for 30 points this game & a double double at the half. Just a vintage showing.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Yesterday I destroyed the world order on behalf of the angry masses. Here’s why that merits a vacation in a fancy Vermont ski resort today. by JD Vance
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Saving this discourse for historical purposes
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dan Brown about to write a heater of a novel if The Pope dies
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The 76ers need to dump Embiid, George, the HC, & the GM then tank for three years & they’ll maybe have a shot.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Just downloaded Avowed & have been about an hour deep into it. I forgot how good a Bethesda-style game is. I’m hooked.
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flap @flapfinnigan.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Watching old Cops episodes & I just realized these cops were considered militarized for the Counter Culture generation. Hunter S Thompson would have an aneurysm looking at 2020s cops
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