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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 8h

Young bikers can't always judge car speed and distance so they're easier to take out and get you bonus points. I'll show myself to the door, ghouls. You know you laughed.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 8h

The definition of insanity is America. Look it up.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

I still need a goddamn motherfucking roommate who could kick in on some bills. I'll go need in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up faster. As always. Night!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Rest well knowing everything's gonna work out just fine. For the rich.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

I guess I'll try to sleep. Nobody's sending pizza. And this tummy growling on my goddamn nerves. Sleep, sweeties. No, I didn't say well. I don't know any human who deserves that. Ever again.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Republicans fuck goats. You're welcome.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Me me me me.... Oh, just the great American choir warming up for their self loving performance. Me me me me me.... Me

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY JESSICA OPENED THE DOOR. 💜

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

BWAHAHAHA! The TikTok dramas. The storytelling format designed by someone who looked at soap operas and said, “Could we make this worse and vertical?” PART 1: Woman opens door. PART 2: Woman gasps. PART 3: Camera reveals... a man. PART 4: Man says, “Jessica?”⬇️

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

“Why the Willow Weeps — now available wherever books are sold to the remaining twelve people who can still finish a paragraph.”

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Your children and grandchildren have no future. You failed them spectacularly. Enjoy your cheap goddamn gas. Oh...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, you could have bought that from an independent fellow human being but instead chose to wallow in free two day shipping that took a fucking week and feed Jeff Goddamn Bezos? Enjoy it in Hell.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Patricia, adjusting her taupe reading glasses: “Bruce, beige is exclusionary language. Our approved palette is Accessible Warm Taupe #D8CBB8.” Bruce, from across the fucking showroom: “IT'S STILL FUCKING BEIGE, PATRICIA!”⬇️

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

We don't have starving peasants. We have households experiencing food insecurity. Much tidier. Fits beautifully on a beige PowerPoint slide. Meanwhile the actual person is standing in the grocery aisle doing advanced fucking mathematics over whether cheese gets to come home this week.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Patricia may wish to stop telling the village that gratitude is free while charging $14.99 for bread.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

We poor folks will be out of your way soon, sweeties. Just step on over our rotting corpses on your way for your Soy Fuck Latte at Starbucks. Hope you fucking goddamn choke on it and go straight to Hell with foam running down all three of your ugly chins.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

B. Atch, Mike Hunt is on line one, sweetie. ☎️

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Well goddamn. Jenny Sue Lou in Lubbock throws up a pintable of her snatch for sixty bucks a download and gets rich overnight. I put up really cute, clever printable greeting cards for a buck fifty each and crickets. I give flat the fuck up. Here, download my cunt.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

Time's running out to send that pizza.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

I'm over here self publishing books like motherfuckers still read. 🤭

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 9h

I am so fucking goddamn sick of half starving to death the last two motherfucking weeks of every goddamn month and when the rent increase hits and all the fucking goddamn Trumpflation keeps skyrocketing i'll learn to love it even more. FUCK THIS WHOLE COUNTRY!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

You're next, motherfuckers.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

Buy my books. Jeff Bezos has enough goddamn yachts. Kisses.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

I control access to the peanut butter. Yellow Cat came at me demanding peanut butter. Yellow Cat got peanut butter. American peasants, take notes. Meow.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

I can't make you love you if you don't, sweetie. And I have no desire to fucking try.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

Two currently serving public officials, republicans of course, have called for institutionalizing every single trans person in America and that's fine because you don't give a single fuck, but just remember, they started with the easiest to dispose of in Nazi Germany. You're next, motherfuckers!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

Four dead in Ohio.... oh, we didn't learn a fucking thing...

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

I'm so fucking hungry. I'm gonna eat like a motherfucking horse if I get my money. 🤭

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

If you forgive those who voted for this shit or could have and chose not to vote against it you are a fucking sorry ass loser chump who deserves the fucking you're getting. Enjoy.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

I brought Watson back from the undead because, ya know, insanity is much more fun than this shit out here. And, bonus, I never have to even try to be some macho stud good lover because I always know he's faking it. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

during the viet nam war young folks were protesting and getting murdered on college campuses. today they're joyfully raping their fellow students and getting good job badges for it. we are not the same.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 12h

horse beef children dying of preventable diseases just for fun ballroom for the pedophile while we slowly starve nothing on the Walmart shelves safe for human consumption truly great again

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 13h

Cool. Where's the billboard: Enemies, come attack us. Easy pickins.

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migas7.bsky.social @migas7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Real Stories - not the GOP's.

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 15h

hemlock tea sounds refreshing right now

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 15h

wish i had some magic dragon to puff or something for a brief respite from this hell

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 15h

pussy feeling a bit grabbed? can't begin to imagine why... 🙄

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 15h

guess what fuck your feelings

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 15h

make sure you don't read any of my new article or anything i'd hate to feel like anything i did mattered a fucking tiny little bit go give jeff bezos his hourly blowjob fuck wads

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