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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 10h
Got it on the second guess and laughed at my luck 🐈‍⬛ Animal #1158 🐯 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟥🟩 Avg. Guesses: 7.9 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hummingbirds have a state of rest beyond sleep called “torpor” and man do I want to check that out
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Matthew Perpetua @fluxblog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
love to see soulless creeps with zero interest in art gloat about how their technology will create better art - like, why would anyone trust you to know what's good or not? you were just aimlessly looking for something to "disrupt" and you landed on human creativity
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 29/09/2026
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boston losing in the World Series will always be delightful
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jordan Walker now has 56 career home runs Off 56 different pitchers That’s the second-longest streak of home runs off different pitchers to start a career, behind only: Willy Adames: 1st 57
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When did “to your point” become such a common crutch phrase? Who popularized it? Started to annoy me a couple years ago and it’s an epidemic out there
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At least LSU can rest easy knowing they run their program with dignity and integrity
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the monster horribly wallowed in his blood, overwrapped himself in impenetrable, mad, boiling spray
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks to Warsh!

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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🦖 Animal #1144 🐃 I figured it out in 5 guesses! 🟧🟨🟩🟩🟩 🔥 5 | Avg. Guesses: 8.6 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big fan of songs that include the phrase “natural fact.” We need more modern songs to tell us what constitutes a natural fact.
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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hope staying chummy with sex criminal Robert Kraft was worth it ya stupid fuck
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tough scenes for all those people who overdrafted a dang TE in fantasy
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got my ass
Heat Map (accurately) suggests I am from Maryland
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2026
we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wrote about J.D. Vance and how he is responsible for the death of Pierre Damas Bel, a 20 year old Haitian who was building a beautiful and inspiration life in Springfield, Ohio before Vance's disgusting, hateful slander upended his and hundreds of thousands of others' lives.
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Blood on J.D. Vance’s hands
A young Haitian man walked in front of a truck. His blood is on J.D. Vance’s hands
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Got really lucky with my first guess coming close 🪲 Animal #1125 🐠 I figured it out in 3 guesses! 🟧🟧🟩 🔥 11 | Avg. Guesses: 7.2 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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DingerTV @dinger.tv · 22/08/2026
HOME RUN Pete Alonso (30) 443 ft (30°, 111.0 mph) 95.8 mph 4-seam, 2298 rpm TB 3-BAL 5 (B5, 2-2, 2 outs) www.mlb.com/video/pete-alonso-s-443…
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was curious about who mine would be and I am in a big cohort If you were born between October 14 1984 and April 7 1986, King Felix was the first ML player younger than you www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/majo...
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So many hours spent in this game. Maybe only topped by Civ V.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🦘 Animal #1116 🦙 I figured it out in 7 guesses! 🟥🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟩 🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 9.7 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Best to ever do it. Nobody can touch him. Listen to this motherfucker👇🏼 Say howdy to Dusty for us, Frank. youtu.be/Q3lFNFeoAWg?...
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Lowdown in the Street
YouTube video by ZZ Top - Topic
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
If I had known this about “Maximum Overdrive” (starring Emilio Estevez) I would have watched it a lot sooner
Title Card: Music by AC/DC (in the bands logo)
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know music fairly well, “pop music” is my third best category in LearnedLeague. But my knowledge gap here is even worse. It was literally just last week that I learned Neko Case and Nico were two different people.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work
Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Where are all the Mike Elias stans now? Have you seen thru the boy genius yet?
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well well well
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MachinePix @machinepix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Kuhn SW 4014 laser-guided hybrid bale wrapper.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 14/07/2026
ODYSSEUS, BRISTLING WITH RAGE: thou dare attempt to pork my wife? while i’m on my big trip?
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This is discrimination against Mordecai “Six Finger” Brown
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Too real
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Harry Power Steering Fluid
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I would like to see 500 pictures of dejected England fans dressed in ridiculous little outfits
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m struggling to think of a pitcher in my lifetime who would take the “the Orioles could have and should have gotten this guy” award over Dylan Cease
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wife: did any of these guys use steroids? Me: two of them, only one was caught on though wife: WHY ARE THEY REWARDED WITH TV?
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham got the diarrhea and died. "There was nothing left when he was done," said an aide. "Now we have to try to put the diarrhea back in so we can bury something three dimensional," he added. RFK Jr. is going to give kids in school diarrhea to honor Lindsey Graham and make them stronger.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Raw white onions and coarse/creole mustard
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
O’Him! 🫡
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The definition of a true fan: You think about backup catchers all the time. Yamid Haad.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A wealth tax and Supreme Court expansion and term limits are table stakes for democratic presidential candidates now. Anyone unwilling to get there on day one of the campaign should not be taken seriously
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love a work phone call that ends with nothing further needed. No action items, or pins in it, or back burners or nothing. Question asked and question answered. This treat is too rare.
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Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don't know. For some reason I like the people who the totalitarian kleptocrats are palpably afraid of.
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
100%
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 17,1949
P1- NANCY IS ON THE STREET CORNER WHEN SHE HEARS A LOUD CRASH 
P2- SEEING WHAT CAUSED THE CRASH NANCY RUSHES HOME 
NANCY:I NEED MY LITTLE MEGAPHONE
P3- NANCY RETURNS TO THE SCENE OF THE CRASH, AN ICE CREAM TRUCK HAS CRASHED, NANCY IS USING HER MEGAPHONE AS A FUNNEL TO EAT THE MELTING ICE CREAM FALLING FROM THE BACK OF THE WRECKED TRUCK
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meat slurry @slurry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
No idea how many peanut butter and jelly sandwiches I’ve eaten in my life, but damn if it doesn’t still hit
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment
Facebook post from Scottish soccer fan - The busses have stopped at some park thing near the ground and there's American guys making food and giving people free beers and stuff
Some Haiti fans here as well, what a bunch of good guys
wtf is going on man, what an experience this is man holy shit

With photos of people boozing in a parking lot
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