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Qarren

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Where funny goes to die, and so do I Wannabe failure of a funny man twitch.tv/qarrenlive

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WinspearUltima @winspearultima.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We’ve made it to 1,000,000M signatures We did it but…… We can go beyond that Don’t stop there please We can go Further Beyond 1M!!!!!! If you see this Repost please continue to sign the signature I’ve been following this for a while. Spreading this over here!!!! #Stopkillinggames
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
CONGRATS TO STOP KILLING GAMES Go on, Ross and team, kick their asses into shape over at the EU
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Someone asked me how I became such a brave fire fighter? I told them: Joe, this is the third time this week I've had to call the ambulance to take you back
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
As someone who's been a human being all his life I can highly recommend another lifestyle path
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Why he make that face?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Umm... Did someone forget to stop drawing Jeff Mace's head?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Is this how you get beat up and bullied as a senior? Young Allies #19 (1946)
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I'm not a dad 🥳🥳🥳
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Seeing a Sega Dreamcast ad has inspired my new favourite diss: Shut up, biped!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
And people think Rob Liefeld's proportions were bad. I can't keep up with these ridiculous male body standards. What am I supposed to do? Stretch my legs like elastic? Hammer my knees and elbows paper thin? (Captain America Comics #46 1945)
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
On today's episode of What Weird Stuff Can I Witness Working in a Gaming Room: A man enters, heads straight to the outdoor smoking area, opens the ash trays, collects the butts, puts them in his pocket, leaves... Join me again next episode where I pray to God that those were for an art project!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
As a combo of both a misanthrope and a petty idiot, I find nothing funnier than them declaring the Australian Open 2025 started, only for storms an hour later to close the courts. The universe really said, "Look at this nerd thinking he can open the tennis. Hold my sunshine."
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
In a parallel universe, I'm a fan of Ed Sheeran; and that is why I cannot admit the scientific value of many worlds theory
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
"Who called those spiders Daddy Long Legs?" Me, an intellectual: Daddy did. They're Daddy's long legs
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
My contribution to xmas food this year was jelly+mousse cups. I made 8. My Dad ate 1. No one else ate one. Since xmas ended I have been eating the remaining 7 cups myself. I present this good willed contribution to myself. I earned it.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I am fully aware that declining to participate in my family's kris kringle because of financial reasons, only to turn around and go over double my budget for my dog's gift makes me a hypocrite of Santa's sack proportions. I have no regrets.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Tis the season to consider adoption! No, I don't mean impulsively adopting a child. I mean considering how you could possibly be related to these people.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
They say workers only really get 4 hours of work done in a day and that's really pathetic. Work for the people, for the cause, and only do like 2 hours max like me
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
We need Gogglebox but for Game Awards viewers. Nothing would beat that screaming and crying melody every year
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
And also, why was I approached by a kind old lady wishing me merry xmas? Stop being kind. I wanna be alone. And I was kind back so that makes me a fucking enabler!
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Why was I just given a steak knife for pancakes? What are they made out of? Prehistoric fossil yeast??
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Gonna take the Minecraft approach to pet keeping. A solid fence around them with no gate. Just some dirt piled up against the outside. And some dirt piled up against the inside which I put back in my pocket after I leave.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Time to stop professional competitive sports. It's all been done. Let's find the least pro players possible and see what they do. "Jimmy from accounting goes to kick a goal! And he's missed the ball entirely and fallen over. I'm being told he hurt his back and will whinge the rest of the season"
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
And people thought Armless Tiger Man was weird... Allow me to introduce: The Jap Head!! Young Allies #12
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I've bought fucken coffee doritos and now I wonder if my compulsion to by everything coffee flavoured isn't just because it's the best flavour of stuff
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Took a 20 minute nap. Well, that oughta be enough to make me want more
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I have also found the smartest (and most racistly depicted) villain: The Japanese Sandman WITH THE POWERS OF... pocket sand Kid Komics #4
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I think I've found it. The first ever occurrence of profanity in Marvel Comics: Marvel Mystery Comics #51 "The Patriot" he's called
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Want a partner to scream in my ear the way YouTube ads do
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Just realised I'm not a kit kat connoisseur when I took a whole bite of one like a gobble monster. So do you split, take whole, or are you a switch like me?
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Spyro is a blatant war profiteer! Selling himself as a mercenary to both sides of the Zephyr/Breeze Harbor crisis for orbs. All the meanwhile robbing both lands of all their gems.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
In Nobody Saves the World by DrinkBox Studio, you play as me with slightly more personality
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Sarah. 🥀🦇🕸️ @vampireghuleh.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
buying video games to fill up your steam library is a different hobby to actually playing the games lol
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The multiplayer mode of New Super Mario Bros. has an implicit anti-Mario, pro-Luigi bias. If both of them would die on the same frame, Mario's death is counted first, making him lose every time.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Yesterday, at work, I told a customer I was having trouble hearing him. So he continued to talk at the same volume and speed. I told him again. He did the same. Again. Still no enunciation. At that point, what do you expect from me? To swap out my ears? Let me check storage.
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Qarren @qarren.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Saw a lady take a fry pan from an unburnable rubbish collection. I'm not smug about taking these things, but the limit is things that will touch food that you will eat. Unless she grabbed it as a murder weapon. In which case, how resourceful!
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