Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Do you think Trump is all gung ho about coal because he heard it involves 'miners' and didn't know how it was spelled? 020
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. 020
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Bibimbap? How about baby got ba- *instantly killed by sniper* 030
Reposted by Max™Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 15/02/2026need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night 9837242
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026It's weird it took this long for the people pushing something useless that nobody but rich people like (ai) and try to cram it full of the only other thing as useless and disliked by everyone except rich people (ads) but hey maybe it will work this time, right? 000
Reposted by Max™Steve @otter272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me. 940198303683
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Saw @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social taking about emulating and felt it worth pointing out for them and others that fairly mid-range phones like a pixel 9a can play PS2 like a dream (I'm finally getting to play ffxii after all these years) plus stuff like GameCube and 3ds, though the 6a could too! 120
Reposted by Max™Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours." 11405309716784
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Just so folks know: someone noticed you can change a bunch of uploaded files from .PDF to .mp4 or whatnot and there is a lot of stuff, some is pretty banal, but some of it is very much not what you want to bump into without warning so be careful of anything #Epstein video related you see today. 000
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I don't think he should be allowed around kids, even if middle school is a little old for him. 110
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 29/01/2026I just got to the Cambridge Analytica name drop, @cstross.bsky.social and whew doggy that was a kicker. 010
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I'm glad you're ok pretty boy but I wish you would let us kidnap you and bring your cold ass inside! 030
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Everyone on the Internet loves the @musicologyduck.bsky.social which is a duck that teaches people about musicology! Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus. 020
Reposted by Max™Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Everyone stop paying your debts and lets see how long this crime machine can go when the american bond market its all propped up on collapses. Fuck this shit, let it burn. 881816341
Reposted by Max™SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Sweet dreams are made of bees And who am I to diss the bees? I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees And everybody is looking for bees 1242
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Gangsta youtu.be/COBpRXm_CUQyoutu.beGANGSTA. - Opening | RenegadeYouTube video by Crunchyroll 000
Reposted by Max™doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 16/01/2026My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation 41175333
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Dreamed there was a space capsule in trouble and they reached out to Joey Tribbiani, as in Matt LeBlanc reprising his role for this purpose to help them figure out what to do and I was like 'is there not a dog they could hold the phone for and pretend it was talking instead?' 000
Reposted by Max™cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/01/2026lots of people have very measured, reasonable takes today but I'm here to say fuck Scott Adams and I hope his soul wanders the earth for eternity and never experiences a moment of rest 👍 2790358
Reposted by Max™Julie Bell @juliebell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026During the years Sascha Riley was trafficked within the Trump/Epstein ring, he was forced to perform sexual acts ...lisevoldeng.substack.com"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR 044
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Peanut Butter seems confused by the leaves disappearing this morning, sorry Pretty Boy but isn't like you were ever camouflaged that well to begin with. 020
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 08/01/2026#DwarfFortress patch notes: Mothers no longer seek ghostly babies. 100
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I can't stop stroking the aluminum sides of this pixel 9a, they aren't sharp like the damn Samsungs feel, just perfect powdery softness and gently rounded edges. 100
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/12/2025How in the hell does someone install a solitaire game LAUNCHER accidentally? I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof! #SamsungS25FE 000
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Anyone playing #FinalFantasyXIV should be warned that a lalafell astrologer has been scamming people and hopping servers. That's right, there's a small medium at large. 010
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Dreamed I'm watching a rogue Gantz agent and partner in crime after taking out a rogue hunter and being cocky, partner in crime is like "we'll be fine as long as they don't send... him." Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me." Then Shaggy walks around the corner. 000
Reposted by Max™Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 13/12/2025twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you 12730536
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 09/12/2025So I can officially say that none of the guides about how to de-ai a pixel 9a hit all the nooks and crannies where it hides. They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can. 100
Reposted by Max™spooky boner @starrdiver.bsky.social · 07/12/2025watch deep space 9. it’s one of the best television shows ever created. you don’t need to see any other trek series to understand it. it’s beautifully and ruggedly honest about fascism. 57929115
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Pixel 6a +3 = Pixel 9a! Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great. Also the camera does macro like a mofo? 020
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Just woke up from a dream where I rounded a corner to find an Eldritch carrousel made of tentacles and bones and flesh which extended into the sky. So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form. Not great! 100
Reposted by Max™Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Meestah President, they will not give-ah you the Peace Prize, so today. I give-ah you... The Pizza Prize! Its-ah great big gold pizza for you to eat! Yes, Meestah President. You have to eat the gold pizza right now, in front of thees beeg beeg crowd. Do it. Eat it. You have no choice. 2202
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Hey, remember no matter what what is going on: you are charismatic megafauna! 000
Reposted by Max™Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa" 7690988
Reposted by Max™the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/12/2025people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try 443565628
Reposted by Max™τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 02/12/2025In a world where sadly your dollar is an endorsement, i really will be side eyeing everyone who posts their Spotify wrapped this year. Your dollar is being used to pay for AI warfare actively killing people. Your dollar makes them feel comfortable with running ICE ads. Cancel that shit already. 1282115
Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Hey @funranium.bsky.social is bologna musubi a thing, because we've been on a fried bologna tomato lettuce kick lately. 110