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@maxthyme.bsky.social
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Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monster, with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal... (He/Him)

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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Do you think Trump is all gung ho about coal because he heard it involves 'miners' and didn't know how it was spelled?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
This is the cover art for the album Version 2.0 by the artist Garbage.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Bibimbap? How about baby got ba- *instantly killed by sniper*
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Mojave Midnights @mojavemidnights.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
need to make everyone in San Francisco watch this video every morning and every night
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It's weird it took this long for the people pushing something useless that nobody but rich people like (ai) and try to cram it full of the only other thing as useless and disliked by everyone except rich people (ads) but hey maybe it will work this time, right?
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The cover of Damn Them All. A story about fun and games and summoning demons which isn't actually very fun and not really the best game but at least the demons had fun except they really didn't either.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
A Xeelee Nightfighter resembling a black sycamore seed floating in front of a nebula with stars visible through it.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh! Danny boy! The pipes! The pipes are crawling!
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Steve @otter272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Saw @thespaceskeleton.bsky.social taking about emulating and felt it worth pointing out for them and others that fairly mid-range phones like a pixel 9a can play PS2 like a dream (I'm finally getting to play ffxii after all these years) plus stuff like GameCube and 3ds, though the 6a could too!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/02/2026
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Isaac Chotiner on Hot Ones.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Hey, he isn't just a racist, he's also a child rapist!
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just so folks know: someone noticed you can change a bunch of uploaded files from .PDF to .mp4 or whatnot and there is a lot of stuff, some is pretty banal, but some of it is very much not what you want to bump into without warning so be careful of anything #Epstein video related you see today.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I don't think he should be allowed around kids, even if middle school is a little old for him.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I just got to the Cambridge Analytica name drop, @cstross.bsky.social and whew doggy that was a kicker.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I'm glad you're ok pretty boy but I wish you would let us kidnap you and bring your cold ass inside!
An orange cat sitting on a melted portion of the otherwise ice covered deck.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Everyone on the Internet loves the @musicologyduck.bsky.social which is a duck that teaches people about musicology! Update: we regret to inform you the musicology duck has been kidnapped on a bus.
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Everyone stop paying your debts and lets see how long this crime machine can go when the american bond market its all propped up on collapses. Fuck this shit, let it burn.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#WinterStorm2026 is a beast.
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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Sweet dreams are made of bees And who am I to diss the bees? I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees And everybody is looking for bees
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Hopescrolling
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Oh please let it have happened
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gangsta youtu.be/COBpRXm_CUQ
youtu.be
GANGSTA. - Opening | Renegade
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
My democratic rep told me ICE keeps hurting his constituents so I asked how many constituents he has and he said he just goes to actblue and asks for more donations to do nothing so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding his constituents to murderers and then my phone lit up asking for a donation
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Dreamed there was a space capsule in trouble and they reached out to Joey Tribbiani, as in Matt LeBlanc reprising his role for this purpose to help them figure out what to do and I was like 'is there not a dog they could hold the phone for and pretend it was talking instead?'
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
lots of people have very measured, reasonable takes today but I'm here to say fuck Scott Adams and I hope his soul wanders the earth for eternity and never experiences a moment of rest 👍
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Julie Bell @juliebell.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
During the years Sascha Riley was trafficked within the Trump/Epstein ring, he was forced to perform sexual acts ...
lisevoldeng.substack.com
"Don't worry. Boys are hard to find." Part 1 o2
Trump/Epstein and Associated Criminal Enterprises: Victim Interviews: SR
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Peanut Butter seems confused by the leaves disappearing this morning, sorry Pretty Boy but isn't like you were ever camouflaged that well to begin with.
An orange cat sitting in a now leafless yard wondering where the leaves went.An orange cat walking years the deck. His tummy is wobbling because we pack him full of treats.An orange cat walking years the deck. His tummy is wobbling the other way now and I love him.An orange cat walking years the deck. His tummy is wobbling back again as he nears the deck.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#DwarfFortress patch notes: Mothers no longer seek ghostly babies.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Tilmon Edwards
@tilmonedwards.com
I have 3 axioms that help me decide when to talk to people I disagree with:

1. To debate a subject is to concede that the subject is debatable.

2. To reason with a person is to concede that the person is reasonable.

3. To ask for evidence of a claim is to concede that the claim might be true.
May 5, 2023 at 10:45 AM
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Upper text
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I can't stop stroking the aluminum sides of this pixel 9a, they aren't sharp like the damn Samsungs feel, just perfect powdery softness and gently rounded edges.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
How in the hell does someone install a solitaire game LAUNCHER accidentally? I'm sitting there with mother in laws phone tracking down EVERYTHING that could be popping up ads and randomly notice the solitaire launcher running, so I kill it and switch back to her oneui home, poof! #SamsungS25FE
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Anyone playing #FinalFantasyXIV should be warned that a lalafell astrologer has been scamming people and hopping servers. That's right, there's a small medium at large.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Dreamed I'm watching a rogue Gantz agent and partner in crime after taking out a rogue hunter and being cocky, partner in crime is like "we'll be fine as long as they don't send... him." Then around the corner they hear "like, bad news fellas, they sent me." Then Shaggy walks around the corner.
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Bryce? @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
twilight princess and portal are very similar games in that u r solving platformer puzzles while a girl is mean to you
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
So I can officially say that none of the guides about how to de-ai a pixel 9a hit all the nooks and crannies where it hides. They hit most of the obvious stuff but going from a pre-ai-all-the-things 6a to a 9a made it easier to pick out a lot of the shit, so don't stop when the guides say you can.
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spooky boner @starrdiver.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
watch deep space 9. it’s one of the best television shows ever created. you don’t need to see any other trek series to understand it. it’s beautifully and ruggedly honest about fascism.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Pixel 6a +3 = Pixel 9a! Wish it was purple instead of black but no more "your battery might kill you" warnings and a 120hz screen are great. Also the camera does macro like a mofo?
A jumping spider in a little tent on top of the inner stem of our mailbox flag. You can make out the main pair of big green eyes and eyelashes despite the tent in the way.A spitting spider at the top of the stairs on watch for the stray gnat and mosquito.

The legs have a delicate striped pattern which continues across the cephalothorax and abdomen. 

You can just barely make out three tiny pairs of dark eyes.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Just woke up from a dream where I rounded a corner to find an Eldritch carrousel made of tentacles and bones and flesh which extended into the sky. So, not great so far, but the first "horse" I notice is Nurarihyon from Gantz in the scaly skullface tentacle arm form. Not great!
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Meestah President, they will not give-ah you the Peace Prize, so today. I give-ah you... The Pizza Prize! Its-ah great big gold pizza for you to eat! Yes, Meestah President. You have to eat the gold pizza right now, in front of thees beeg beeg crowd. Do it. Eat it. You have no choice.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hey, remember no matter what what is going on: you are charismatic megafauna!
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Mutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I want to make a movie where Santa has claws and he uses his claws to claw things and santa's claws allow him to save the world with his santa claws, I would call this movie "crab santa"
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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τreez 🎃 🎂 10/22 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
In a world where sadly your dollar is an endorsement, i really will be side eyeing everyone who posts their Spotify wrapped this year. Your dollar is being used to pay for AI warfare actively killing people. Your dollar makes them feel comfortable with running ICE ads. Cancel that shit already.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Allison from kill six billion demons with a speech bubble indicating she is saying the quoted post.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Soup... is nothing. Bread... is everything.
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
A caterpillar with a speech bubble saying the quoted skeet
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Max™ @maxthyme.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Hey @funranium.bsky.social is bologna musubi a thing, because we've been on a fried bologna tomato lettuce kick lately.
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