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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
dog i aint used this account for a minute. y’all still alive?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
lol twitter is down a third time today guess firing 80% of the staff finally kicked in
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
“Fullmetal Alchemist” “Fullmetal Alchemist!”
Side-by-side comparison of two official portraits of Donald Trump. The first, from 2017, shows a smiling man in a suit with an American flag in the background. The second, labeled 2025, depicts the same individual with a more serious, intense expression, graying hair, and a darker background featuring an American flag and ornate decor.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Can I go back to bed please?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Has anyone used that Feeld app? Is it any good or is it just straight couples looking for a unicorn? #dating #ENM #Queer #LGBT
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Happy Tummy Buddy Life: Dare To Care 💕💕💕
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Flora Fawn 🌸 (4.7k) @florafawn.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The image shows a plate of birria tacos, golden and crispy, filled with tender shredded meat, onions, cilantro, and melted cheese. Lime wedges are arranged on the side, with two ramekins containing green avocado salsa and red consommé garnished with cilantro. In the background are a bottle of 818 Tequila Reposado, a jug of H-E-B lemonade, and a glass on a reflective table. Bold text over the image reads, “this and some raw sex.”
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ozempic but I get to keep my titty and ass
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hello yes I would like to pitch Tom and Zendaya welcoming a chubby short girl into their relationship.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
One last thing. Call it “The” Facebook.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Type of shit I’m on
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
You know what? Hell yeah.
A heavily modified, super lowered pickup truck with a two-tone paint job—white on the cab and black on the bed—parked in a parking lot. The vehicle has visible rust on the hood and fenders, along with black steel wheels. A BP gas station is visible in the background, along with other vehicles and greenery.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Me n who
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Ugh why are relatives at their peak annoyance at the holidays
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
just saw a tiktok of a mom who grabbed like 10 angel tree angels and is making them handmade art gifts. she got called out and just THROWS THEM AWAY! hurts my heart because those kids deserve a normal christmas and the toys they ask for not your art project😭😭😭
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
wait this show is about sex AND THE CITY????
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Do I have to play warhammer to paint the little figures?
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Flora Fawn 🌸 (4.7k) @florafawn.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
So men just be pissing next to each other no stall, dicks out?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
To protect and serve…the interests of the corporate oligarchs
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
First star I see tonight make a wish :3
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Begging the south to have better pizza
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
If Jalen learns to throw it away Eagles win the Super Bowl
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
tired
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I could eat a horse rn
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
An anti-vax vindictive crank on the most progressive campus in America. 🍿
espn.com
Sources: Ex-Auburn coach Harsin to be Cal's OC
Cal is set to hire Bryan Harsin, the former coach at Auburn, Boise State and Arkansas State, as offensive coordinator, and a deal could be finalized soon, a source told ESPN.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I feel so sorry for whoever marries me because my ass CANNOT cook
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Already did a face reveal on the spicier one so here it is here too lmao
Mah face
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Why isn't this semester over yet😭
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
DETECTIVE: this story is full of holes! EROTIC AUDIOBOOK: uh yeah
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The sex work stigma is insane. Whats the difference between me having an OF vs working at a game (which I have)? Either way I'm selling my body and time, at least I get more of a say with my body this way. #sexwork #labor #SundayThoughts
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
lmao Bama didn't even get the Citrus Bowl
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Young Bam Margera could do unspeakable things to me and I say thank you
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Pussy is an elite genital word. Dick and cock just don't land the same.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 08/12/2024
*youth pastor voice* "People online are saying killing one man can't change anything, but have you ever heard the story of how one man's death changed the whole world?"
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I need a man who is a mountain or a little elf, no in between.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
What sins must you commit to be a Browns fan?
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
SMU would slam Bama on a neutral field #CFB #CFBPlayoff
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
bring back hickeys
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Y’all heard of this #HawkTuah thing? Pretty funny stuff. Wonder if she’ll ride her 15 minutes into a pretty impressive media career only to fleece her fans with a shitcoin crypto scam?
Hawk tuah scam on that thing
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
As someone who enjoys sports betting, sports betting advertising should be treated the same as cigarette ads are.
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
How it feels when I have a tummy ache
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is me if you even care
Me
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Amen
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
you cant even drink coffee now because of woke smh
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 F100 🕯 Illuminator 🕯 EV 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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𐚁 @briatheetyrant.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
these concert tickets looking like we got sza and kendrick at home 😭
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Finally started that Severance show, man it fucks
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Flora 🌸 @fawnflora.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
First post on my less down bad account. Also face reveal lol
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