Reposted by Cheese & JamDecahedron 🏳️🌈 @decahedronx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026With some data manipulation they've pushed their 2025 arrests into 2026. 1,186% rise in terrorism under a Labour government. The average age of a terrorist is 59, the oldest is 89. 122
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 17hMy fuel bills are now so high that I'm considering stopping using my dehumidifier, and my freezer. I already didn't dare use my heating, last winter, fuck the Conservatives, fuck Labour, fuck privatisation, fuck every single share holder in the utilities getting a dividend from my misery. 010
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My apologies, but somebody put a packet of regular pitta bread on the gluten free pitta bread shelf, and there were consequences. 010
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TIL Prunes are dried plums, honestly I had no idea. 010
Reposted by Cheese & JamIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14479641944
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In the post apocalyptic wasteland I'll lean into my role as the crazy old guy that tells seemingly fanciful tales, disbelieved by the young, of the before times, & how once a week, I'd fill a tub with 150 litres of hot water, and just soak in it, & if it got cold, I'd let in drain away, & refill it. 201
Reposted by Cheese & JamReadful Things @readfulthings.com · 29/09/2026Just finished this Frank Oz piece 527035
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On today's episode of, Things I Shouldn't Have To Do, I'll be sitting on my doorstep for two hours, as Evri cannot be trusted to follow delivery instructions. 111
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Foreign Actorstatic.klipy.comThe Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper Endlessly Grinning Like The Joker Sheldon GrinningAlt: The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper Endlessly Grinning Like The Joker 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I might just turn my account from an account that gets angry about fascists, to a Geology Humour stan account. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Family of Chinese Hide and Seek Champion, I.C. Yu, say they just don't know where he is. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm currently watching this bear eating hunny, I've lost count of how many times it has looped. 010
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The irony that my new clothes airer* arrives today, and my laundry hamper is empty, is not lost on me. Something must need washing. *It's the first one I haven't had as a parental hand-me-down since leaving home 32 years ago 010
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Minutes used this month: 0 Texts sent this month: 10 Data used this month: 564 GB 020
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Another day, another thing I want that's only available in kids sizes. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A neighbour has had a pan pipe cover of 4 Non Blondes: What's Up? on repeat play, all day. I can only think of two options i) Sneak in through the open window, commit atrocities, demolish their home, & salt the earth ii) Find a copy, & play it equally loudly, but set the playback speed to 99% 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Taking advantage of multi buy offers, on non-prescription medicine, is a sure sign you're getting old. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#Avengers: The New Bunchstatic.klipy.comBananaman Flying in SpaceAlt: Bananaman (a superhero in a blue and yellow costume, a blue body suit, with a yellow hooded mask, cape, gloves, belt, and boots, the boots look like banana peels, the helmet has banana horns) making swimming motions in space, in front of the earth, which has the word BANANAMAN in yellow around it. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That's a bold choice of #AISlop to use for your eBay Live listing. #GoingInDry 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026… and with the turning of the seasons come trousers, and freedom from the self imposed tyranny of having to find a clean pair of socks that are the same brand as my trainers, before I leave the house. This skeet was sent from my Android Device, whilst wearing Nike socks, with Adidas trainers. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I treated myself to a new Spangenhelm, a while back, but shipping keeps being delayed, as the seller can't find a sturdy enough cardboard box to post it in, and I can't help but think when it finally arrives, I should throw away the helmet, and wear this mythic tier cardboard box for HEMA. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Whilst I'm waiting for AP/Coin to refill, in games I'm playing, I'm reshaping what I see on BlueSky. Whilst I love & support you/your cause/stuff [delete as applicable] I already have clinical depression, and the constant stream of EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, whilst accurate, is not helping. 100
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Sharing this skeet solely for @theblueststar.bsky.social 130
Reposted by Cheese & JamIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like. 640835
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026NGL, in my head it sounds like the biography of a porn star. 311322
Reposted by Cheese & JamAdam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I enjoyed Countdown yesterday. 0416
Reposted by Cheese & JamAlex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Haley Williams has included “Fuck ICE,” ”Free Palestine,” and “Fuck Trump” in every stop of her current tour. Today, she released a pre-show setlist that’s nothing but covers of artists who dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour. www.jezebel.com/at-least-one...jezebel.comAt Least One Singer-Songwriter Isn’t Being a Disappointment This Week!The people’s punk princess, Hayley Williams, has spoken: “Fuck ICE, free Palestine.” 22015591
Reposted by Cheese & JamEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend 5795313398
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mere seconds into this video I was ready to lose my breakfast. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Having a good art package on your phone means a tortuous 3 hour visit to the bathroom can still be entertaining, as your mind wanders. I'm sure somebody has already beaten me to using Resident Evil, but if I don't search the phrase President Evil, I can still feel like I came up with it on my own. 030
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every time I think everything has finally finished coming out of everywhere, and I try to leave the bathroom, my bowels do a Columbo …static.klipy.comColumbo DetectiveAlt: Peter Falk, playing a fairly shabby police detective, in Columbo, puts his finger to his lips, thoughtfully, then raises the same finger questioningly, and says, "Just one more thing" 000
Reposted by Cheese & JamScott Santens @scottsantens.com · 22/09/2026The take that UBI is bad because it would make us need government is bad. The same argument could be used against doing Social Security or Medicare if we didn't already have them. If everyone needs a government program, that's good for democracy and bad for politicians who threaten those programs. 68121
Reposted by Cheese & JamScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve! 26446126
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think I need to curate two BlueSky feeds, one for if I'm feeling mentally strong, that day, and one for if I really can't handle all the depressing shit for a while. Today went from meh, to forlorn hope in record time. 011
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Verification on Twitter didn't even require you to select all the pictures that contain traffic lights, lol. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble" "What you’re saying," said Vimes slowly, "if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?" "Upon personal application" said Cut-Me-Own-Throat 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Furby Distribution Machine in all its glory. 010
Reposted by Cheese & JamReadful Things @readfulthings.com · 19/09/2026Here are these Mini Boo Bucket coupon pieces I made 0546
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To my surprise, this is not a @theonion.com article. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026At 50ish I'm more excited than I should be about the impending delivery of my first non-parental-hand-me-down clothes airer. The current one lasted 22 years (plus however long my parents had it), & is well made enough that it will be kept in a cupboard, forever, because of the Vimes Boot Theory. 000
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tired: Means Tested Benefits Wired: Beans Tested Benefits* (* We send somebody around to your house to count how many baked beans you leave in the tin) 010
Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I like to think if @terrypratchett.bsky.social was still with us, he'd have written this, glorious, Discworld PSA. #VimesBootTheory #GNUTerryPratchett #Discworld 030
Reposted by Cheese & JamSpookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Useful to reflect on how absolutely opposed Comfortables were to someone throwing a milkshake on this man. 09623