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Cheese & Jam

@cheeseandjam.bsky.social
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It's my favourite sandwich, toastie, or toast topping. Trans Rights are Human Rights Nobody is illegal on stolen land 🏳️‍🌈 GreyAce 🧔‍♂️He/Him Cis More disabilities than you can shake a stick at.

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Decahedron 🏳️‍🌈 @decahedronx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With some data manipulation they've pushed their 2025 arrests into 2026. 1,186% rise in terrorism under a Labour government. The average age of a terrorist is 59, the oldest is 89.
Arrests for terror related activity 2002 to 2026
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 17h
My fuel bills are now so high that I'm considering stopping using my dehumidifier, and my freezer. I already didn't dare use my heating, last winter, fuck the Conservatives, fuck Labour, fuck privatisation, fuck every single share holder in the utilities getting a dividend from my misery.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My apologies, but somebody put a packet of regular pitta bread on the gluten free pitta bread shelf, and there were consequences.
Screenshot of a BBC 'news' clip, a woman looks off screen, the play time is 0:50, the headline "Noisy manhole misery for residents".
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TIL Prunes are dried plums, honestly I had no idea.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In the post apocalyptic wasteland I'll lean into my role as the crazy old guy that tells seemingly fanciful tales, disbelieved by the young, of the before times, & how once a week, I'd fill a tub with 150 litres of hot water, and just soak in it, & if it got cold, I'd let in drain away, & refill it.
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 29/09/2026
Just finished this Frank Oz piece
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On today's episode of, Things I Shouldn't Have To Do, I'll be sitting on my doorstep for two hours, as Evri cannot be trusted to follow delivery instructions.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Foreign Actor
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The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper Endlessly Grinning Like The Joker Sheldon Grinning
Alt: The Big Bang Theory Sheldon Cooper Endlessly Grinning Like The Joker
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I might just turn my account from an account that gets angry about fascists, to a Geology Humour stan account.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Family of Chinese Hide and Seek Champion, I.C. Yu, say they just don't know where he is.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm currently watching this bear eating hunny, I've lost count of how many times it has looped.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The irony that my new clothes airer* arrives today, and my laundry hamper is empty, is not lost on me. Something must need washing. *It's the first one I haven't had as a parental hand-me-down since leaving home 32 years ago
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Minutes used this month: 0 Texts sent this month: 10 Data used this month: 564 GB
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another day, another thing I want that's only available in kids sizes.
A pair of infants trainers, viewed from both left and right profile, the design on them makes them look like a drawn comic, the body is pink, the three stripes in white, and the heel tab in mint green.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A neighbour has had a pan pipe cover of 4 Non Blondes: What's Up? on repeat play, all day. I can only think of two options i) Sneak in through the open window, commit atrocities, demolish their home, & salt the earth ii) Find a copy, & play it equally loudly, but set the playback speed to 99%
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taking advantage of multi buy offers, on non-prescription medicine, is a sure sign you're getting old.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Avengers: The New Bunch
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Bananaman Flying in Space
Alt: Bananaman (a superhero in a blue and yellow costume, a blue body suit, with a yellow hooded mask, cape, gloves, belt, and boots, the boots look like banana peels, the helmet has banana horns) making swimming motions in space, in front of the earth, which has the word BANANAMAN in yellow around it.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's a bold choice of #AISlop to use for your eBay Live listing. #GoingInDry
An eBay Live AI slop image of a guy who 100% looks like he's getting painfully raw dogged by a dog, upon a pile of dog treats.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#NoAI
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
… and with the turning of the seasons come trousers, and freedom from the self imposed tyranny of having to find a clean pair of socks that are the same brand as my trainers, before I leave the house. This skeet was sent from my Android Device, whilst wearing Nike socks, with Adidas trainers.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I treated myself to a new Spangenhelm, a while back, but shipping keeps being delayed, as the seller can't find a sturdy enough cardboard box to post it in, and I can't help but think when it finally arrives, I should throw away the helmet, and wear this mythic tier cardboard box for HEMA.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whilst I'm waiting for AP/Coin to refill, in games I'm playing, I'm reshaping what I see on BlueSky. Whilst I love & support you/your cause/stuff [delete as applicable] I already have clinical depression, and the constant stream of EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE, whilst accurate, is not helping.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sharing this skeet solely for @theblueststar.bsky.social
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
A playful brown-and-white otter named Steve lies on its side on a smooth greenish concrete ledge beside a pool of water, looking up with its paws curled.  
There is no visible text in the image.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uncle Deadly
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NGL, in my head it sounds like the biography of a porn star.
Mayor Mamdani in a publicity shot which says 200,000 holes filled and in smaller type “in New York City under Mayor Zohran Mamdani”
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I enjoyed Countdown yesterday.
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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Haley Williams has included “Fuck ICE,” ”Free Palestine,” and “Fuck Trump” in every stop of her current tour. Today, she released a pre-show setlist that’s nothing but covers of artists who dropped out of Ed Sheeran’s tour. www.jezebel.com/at-least-one...
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At Least One Singer-Songwriter Isn’t Being a Disappointment This Week!
The people’s punk princess, Hayley Williams, has spoken: “Fuck ICE, free Palestine.”
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mere seconds into this video I was ready to lose my breakfast.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Having a good art package on your phone means a tortuous 3 hour visit to the bathroom can still be entertaining, as your mind wanders. I'm sure somebody has already beaten me to using Resident Evil, but if I don't search the phrase President Evil, I can still feel like I came up with it on my own.
Donald Trump, with glowing red eyes and PRESIDENT EVIL 47 written underneath in the Resident Evil game font.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time I think everything has finally finished coming out of everywhere, and I try to leave the bathroom, my bowels do a Columbo …
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Columbo Detective
Alt: Peter Falk, playing a fairly shabby police detective, in Columbo, puts his finger to his lips, thoughtfully, then raises the same finger questioningly, and says, "Just one more thing"
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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 22/09/2026
The take that UBI is bad because it would make us need government is bad. The same argument could be used against doing Social Security or Medicare if we didn't already have them. If everyone needs a government program, that's good for democracy and bad for politicians who threaten those programs.
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Scarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first episode of WORZEL GUMMIDGE (1979) sees the loveable scarecrow come alive for the first time, and it's directed like a scene from an Italian zombie film. Lucio Fulci would approve!
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I need to curate two BlueSky feeds, one for if I'm feeling mentally strong, that day, and one for if I really can't handle all the depressing shit for a while. Today went from meh, to forlorn hope in record time.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Verification on Twitter didn't even require you to select all the pictures that contain traffic lights, lol.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Anti-dragon cream. Personal guarantee: if you’re incinerated you get your money back, no quibble" "What you’re saying," said Vimes slowly, "if I understand the wording correctly, is that if I am baked alive by the dragon you’ll return the money?" "Upon personal application" said Cut-Me-Own-Throat
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Furby Distribution Machine in all its glory.
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 19/09/2026
Here are these Mini Boo Bucket coupon pieces I made
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You absolute …
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To my surprise, this is not a @theonion.com article.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At 50ish I'm more excited than I should be about the impending delivery of my first non-parental-hand-me-down clothes airer. The current one lasted 22 years (plus however long my parents had it), & is well made enough that it will be kept in a cupboard, forever, because of the Vimes Boot Theory.
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tired: Means Tested Benefits Wired: Beans Tested Benefits* (* We send somebody around to your house to count how many baked beans you leave in the tin)
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn
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Cheese & Jam @cheeseandjam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I like to think if @terrypratchett.bsky.social was still with us, he'd have written this, glorious, Discworld PSA. #VimesBootTheory #GNUTerryPratchett #Discworld
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Useful to reflect on how absolutely opposed Comfortables were to someone throwing a milkshake on this man.
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