Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Nothing is stopping me from drawing on spock eyebrows 020
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Gf: "I miss my old therapist. It was like if wine auntie was also therapist auntie and called bullshit on how I talked to myself." Preach 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 28/12/2024GF doing home maker stuff GF: I would have done really well in the 60s Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s 000
Reposted by Algernonmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 26/12/2024“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it 249200603178
Reposted by AlgernonGinny Di @ginnydi.com · 25/12/2024Merry Christmas! 🎄 May your players offer you many bribes. 31763127
Reposted by AlgernonSean Bowie @seanbowie.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I’ve been so busy I almost forgot to post this, as I do every year! 0335
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Guys I'm starting to think the lady in Santa baby is only after the big guy for his money 000
Reposted by AlgernonDeus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 23/12/2024Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today 2458344993
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I present one (1) hamb leg for your consideration Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well 030
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Do you think the replicator from Star Trek can make human meat steaks? 010
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024D: Did you know they used to give babies belladonna for colic? Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying 010
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Super excited for boxing day guys! I hear that Tyson guy is coming backmedia.tenor.coma pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smilingALT: a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling 010
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 23/12/2024How dare you attack me so directly!!1! And in front of the children? smh 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Netflix keeps showing me the commercial of what I am calling uncanny Santa. Is anyone else creeped out? 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Ecologist in Monster Hunter must think monsters tails fall off as a defense mechanism, because I'm pretty sure I've never captured one with it still attached 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Name recognition in life is extremely important. Names: Ethan, Sofia, Olivia, etc... Not Names: Chair, Toaster, eunni, etc... 000
Reposted by AlgernonZach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Big news: On Jan. 15 in Brooklyn, I'm excited to host a screening of the 1984 cult classic Birdy. After the film, I'll be in discussion with the great Matthew Modine. Tickets are available now: ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/538... 2311
Reposted by AlgernonThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2024Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips theonion.com/clarence-tho... 367316096045
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I'll say it louder for the people in the back. Tolerance is not a moral dilemma it's a social contract. If you don't abide by it, you aren't covered by it. 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Gf: my new haircut is growing on me. Me: yeah, that's how hair works 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Things people say to me "A snort laugh is the squirt of the face" 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024#animesky is Luffy made of rubber or does he just have rubber like qualities? 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024If a guy named Ian tells you about junk food you better listen. 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Things people say to me "If you want the feeling of wine drink without drinking wine, just drink it really fast." 010
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024If you want to write about the future, write about the past and smudge the names a bit 010
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Let's worry less about money outside of politics than the money causing corruption within 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Why does "stove hot" stay hotter longer than "microwave hot?" 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 12/12/2024@mattdinniman.bsky.social I really truly and honestly wish I hadn't stumbled across DCC for another five years. Every book gets more exciting and every page just melts away in front of my eyes. The true "Inevitable Ruin" is having to wait until the next book comes out. 10/5 stars. 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Not ashamed to admit that this lives rent free in my head 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I need a new jacket. What is the medium-rare of clothing size? 000
Reposted by Algernonblackshagreen.bsky.social @blackshagreen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Is this a bad time to bring up one of my favorite lines by William Gibson ( I think, it's been a while). "The future is here, it just hasn't been evenly distributed yet." 1141
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The revolution may not be televised, but it will have a banging soundtrack. suno.com/song/2d05c3e...suno.com🧺 La Machine Fatale 🧺 by @dreamlikedancehall450 | SunoFast loud ethereal carnivale, sad, haunting, haunted, detuned spinnet piano, wobble, wobble, cello, lofi electroswing, darksynth, filthy wub song. Listen and make your own with Suno. 000
Algernon @saunt-algernon.bsky.social · 04/12/2024@ellecordova.bsky.social Can never get over how creative you are. I'll look forward to reading your future book. 011
