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Sir Chumlee

@chummychumlee.bsky.social
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Crankypants curmudgeonette of the highest order. Dogs, coffee, beer, and jammies. Not necessarily in that order. Fuck Trump with a cactus, and I AM NOT A BOT. Also: NO DM; Crypto; $$fishing; OnlyFans; and PORN

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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1h
New episode with @stuartpstevens.bsky.social youtu.be/SSDsrx025yM?...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 58m
Did you go to Atlanta? Smith: No Did you meet Fani Willis? Smith: I’ve never met her. Did you go to the Atlanta Hawks game? Smith: I’ve never been to an Atlanta Hawks game. Perjury, dirtbag!!!
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2h
Owning the libs.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1h
No more questions, your honor!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 1h
NEWS: A unanimous 11th Circuit just REFUSED to halt sanctions stemming from Trump’s $1.8 billion insurrectionist “slush fund” saga
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Trump Loses Bid to Freeze Sanctions Over His IRS Scheme
A unanimous Eleventh Circuit panel left Judge Kathleen Williams free to enforce restrictions born from her finding that Trump used a federal lawsuit to manufacture judicial legitimacy for an administr...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1h
I mean, what else does Talarico have to do to get Corrupt Coward Paxton to stop hiding behind Donald Trump’s diaper?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1h
Missouri senators do not have the greatest track record on dealing with J6 issues.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1h
That’s it for me tonight. I’ve had enough.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 2h
Speaker Mike Johnson is warning of a “nightmare scenario” if Republicans lose the House: Democrats could investigate Trump, his family, his Cabinet, GOP donors and powerful business figures.
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MAGA Speaker Johnson Calls Trump Family Investigations a ‘Nightmare’ Ahead of Midterms
With control of Congress at stake in November, Johnson warned that Democratic committees would investigate Trump, his family, cabinet officials and major donors—and claimed that accountability would t...
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Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 2h
BELLA IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at 49th and 5th, she's 11 pounds and chipped: 985113010684452. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT BELLA!
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Catincognito skeeting since 07/3/2023 @catincognito.bsky.social · 3h
Every picture tells a story
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 4h
Longtime Republican political operative Karl Rove said his party is being taken over by "Nazis" and railed against the moral failings of U.S. Senate candidate Ken Paxton during a one-on-one interview at the Texas Tribune Festival over the weekend.
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Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 4h
NBC: “U of Michigan survey shows Americans feel worse about the economy than during the Covid-19 pandemic or 2008 financial crisis… Trump promised a ‘Golden Age’, but under Republicans Americans are struggling more than ever.” www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 4h
Great ad.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
when you need to be cut off from the Diet Coke refills (REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)
Trump, looking extremely orange with his eyes barely open, with Zuckerberg today at the WH
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3h
Again, gas prices spiked in 2022-23 because Russia invaded Ukraine which caused a major disruption in global supply. Then they came down. Biden didn’t cause it. Gas prices rose in 2026 due solely to the stupidity of Trump who started a war in the Middle East.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 5h
It’s difficult to overstate how dangerous such a declaration would be for American democracy. It would mean a president is attempting to sidestep the Constitution, which empowers states to run elections, in order to prevent his party from losing. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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Could Trump take over voting by declaring a ‘national emergency’?
Advocates agree such an attempt would be blatantly unconstitutional but still worry that such an emergency order could suppress voting nonetheless.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4h
Today wasn’t the first time Eric Schmitt tried to use sports to go after someone only to have it blow up in his face because he knows nothing about the teams he’s talking about.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 4h
September 28th at 1:33 PM, La Resistencia volunteers who observe the deportation flights informed us that no one came off the plane to be detained at the Northwest Detention Center in Tacoma. 33 people boarded the plane to be transferred and/or deported.
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 5h
It's Tuesday and it's time for SIDEBAR Live! Join me at 5:30 pm ET and we'll kick off today's show with @macfarlanenews.bsky.social who was at Former Special Counsel Jack Smith's testimony today before Senate Judiciary! youtube.com/live/x8ZPTJn...
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LIVE: Katie Phang Gives UPDATES on BREAKING NEWS - 9/29/2026
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 5h
Awful: The Supreme Court just let Trump's third-country deportations move forward. Still a shot at stopping them later but unlikely. Reminder: If Dems win power, they can and should defund both the white-nationalist Office of Remigration and third-country deportations, as I argue in this piece:
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5h
🚌 NEWSWEEK: “Soaring diesel prices are putting mounting pressure on school districts and school buscontractors responsible for transporting millions of students across the country each day.” #TrumpTax #Trumpflation www.newsweek.com/school-bus-r...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 5h
#MorallyBinding @cnbc.com @politico.eu www.cnbc.com/2026/09/29/t...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5h
Amazing community note on threads
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 5h
Ken Paxton desperately tried to defend his handling of a child predator case by claiming the defendant “served 60 days.” Then came the Community Note...
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Ken Paxton Defends Handling of Child Predator Case
Community Note: “Paxton's office initially recommended 1 day in jail.”
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 5h
😂😂
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 6h
4/ in a very good light, to put it mildly. This Times write up of the Patton hearing says “Mr. Arias did not deny the assault, though he appeared to question some of the details of the victim’s account.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/u...
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A Tough Ad Reminds Nebraska Voters About a Brutal Crime and a Pardon
A group supporting Dan Osborn, the independent Senate candidate in Nebraska, is airing an ad attacking Senator Pete Ricketts, a Republican, for pardoning a man convicted of sexual assault.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 6h
Holy shit, this ad! I cannot imagine the impetus for pardoning this guy. But I’m not even sure it matters. Kind of along the lines of that Roger Marshall ad. If you’re explaining you’re losing.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump starts twitching in anger when a reporter tries to ask him about ICE
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump says people in communities where data centers are built will be paid a "dividend" (just like his $5,000 "Trump dividend"!)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Elon Musk corrects himself: "I think it's worth highlighting the positive benefits of AI -- SI, pardon me. I think by far the most likely outcome is major abundance."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump on AI: "I think I'm seeing tremendous self-policing"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump says Democratic concerns about AI are a hoax like global warming 🥴
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump: "Now we're calling it super. We're using the word super. Because the other word is a fake word. It's just not a good -- it's not an appropriate word. Whoever wins SI is going to win."
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 6h
omg. yes, they actually have video of him at the game. when does marshall mcluhan walk out and dunk on sen schmitt?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump simps for data centers
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Q: Are you concerned at all that your continued support of data centers could hurt Republicans in the midterms? TRUMP: I just have to do what's right
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump thinks that because he's changed the name of AI, now all concerns expressed about it previously are a hoax. The illogic is breathtaking. (Note that in this clip he's also lying about economic growth.)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump's responses to questions about AI safety are totally non sequitur
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump repeatedly says Kim Jong Un "is a friend of mine" and "likes Trump" and Trump says, "I like him"
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 6h
The internet is erupting in mockery after Eric Schmitt’s spectacular Jack Smith faceplant. Now people are openly speculating: Did his team plant the glowing 2028 story AND coordinate with MAGA influencers in advance, expecting a victory lap that blew up in their faces?
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Eric Schmitt Gets Mercilessly Mocked Over ‘Planted’ Story After Jack Smith Faceplant
A glowing 2028 scoop dropped just before Schmitt’s disastrous “gotcha,” while right-wing influencers appeared ready to celebrate. After it blew up, the internet noticed.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Q: Is the agreement binding in any way? TRUMP: I think it's morally binding (That's a no!)
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Q: Who should be held accountable when the AI agents commit a crime? TRUMP: It's not AI. That's the other thing. We changed the name officially today to SI. Like sigh.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 6h
we're at the "new executive order commanding my people to love me" stage of the story
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Mike Johnson referring to it as "super intelligence" and to AI companies as "super intelligence providers"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Q: Tell us why the world shouldn't be concerned about AI, why there shouldn't be guardrails? TRUMP: Because we have people that love our country & love the world a lot Q: It requires more than love, doesn't it? T: No. It requires this *points to head* and they're the smartest people in the world
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
Trump claims the AI leaders signed "almost a Constitution, in a way" and "it really is a form or protection"
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 8h
After Eric Schmitt lied and was corrected at the Jack Smith hearing, the NY Times called it a “misunderstanding.” This might be fair if Schmitt had a record of honesty (he doesn’t) and if Schmitt didn’t repeat the same lie after the hearing (he did). What the hell is the NY Times doing?
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Jack Smith, who as special counsel twice charged Donald J. Trump with criminal offenses after his first term, defended his actions in testimony before Congress on Tuesday, as a Republican senator accused him of perjury based on what appeared to be the lawmaker’s misunderstanding about a basketball game involving the University of Iowa Hawkeyes.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, Schmitt is lucky there’s a Speech or Debate Clause. This is inexcusable. Klobuchar focused on the “dirtbag” claim in Schmitt’s conclusion, but Schmitt also said to Smith, “I think you’ve already perjured yourself.”
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