iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 25/01/2025

I just wanna be in between this peanut butter and chocolate sandwich

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Spicing things up in the bedroom with a few stalks of celery.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

She let me hit coz I use active voice for clarity and directness.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

If I don’t make jokes about my feelings, I’ll detonate into a fine emotional mist.

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

honk if beauty must be endured

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

To a fake scientist like me the whole world is ridiculously attractive

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions

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Mary Annaïse Heglar @maryannaise.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

What if it was never trolling? What if it was always serious? And what if we had treated it that way?

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 24/01/2025

Democrats: How can we go viral? (a pastor goes mega-viral for calling Trump a bigot to his face) Democrats: What if Tim Kaine made a BLT on Instagram Live

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 24/01/2025

The Trump administration’s anti-DEI snitching plan is getting flooded with fake reports after it tried to strong-arm federal workers into ratting out their colleagues.

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Trump Wants Snitches to Report on DEI. There’s Just One Problem.

Donald Trump wants people to expose diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in the federal government. The idea is already flopping.

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 22/01/2025

You was in the club without clarity of purpose

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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

It's out! share it, buy it, read it! taliabhatt.itch.io/t... www.amazon.com/Trans...

An excerpt from Talia Bhatt's Trans/Rad/Fem:
I hold no reverence for your idols. I declare no allegiance to your priests. I do not honor the sanctity of your temples. I am not a shield for excusing the violence of men, nor a convenient scapegoat to butcher in their stead. I am neither an excuse to prop up antifeminist sentiment nor am I a voiceless puppet for whom others must speak.
I'm a fucking tranny with something to say, here to remind you that we used to be regarded as oracles for a reason.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I respect any videogame that tells me the world is ending but lets me go fishing

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Jemma @cygnus5.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Dry January has taught me I don’t need to drink. I can go to bed at 8 PM instead.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

As soon as I remember the name of the actor I saw in that thing where he played that guy, it’s all over for you people.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

If I were a quarterback, once every game I’d pretend to throw the ball, but hide it behind my back and watch everyone run.

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Philosophical Hottie 🔮🎀🧘🏽‍♀️ @g14classified.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

You might not do politics, but politics is gonna do YOU 🫵🏾

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I’ll end a sentence with a preposition whenever the fuck I feel like it for.

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 23/01/2025

“shooting the breeze”? you can’t hurt the air with bullets, idiot

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/01/2025

r/baseball: likely banning links to X r/hockey: banned links to X r/NBA: banned links to X, instagram and threads r/NFL: banned links to X, pinned bsky starter packs for all 32 teams i don't think we should blow it out of proportion but hopefully it helps encourage league reporters to come over

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

“ALEXA, I am out of Eye of Newt. Can I substitute Eye of Salamander in a recipe to smite my enemies?”

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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

been staring at this for a while

Elon tweet: Don't say Hess to Nazi accusations!
Some people will Goebbels anything down!
Stop Góring your enemies!
His pronouns would've been He/Himmler!
Bet you did nazi that coming

Linda Yaccarino (ceo of x) responds with cry laugh emoji

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zoblerone @zoeintheory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Typed this post with morse code hehe

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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

acting like i don't know who my coworker means when they talk about haliey welch because i can tell theyre spelling it hailey

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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 26/07/2023

great bit of Area 51 lore is multiple guys claiming to have hung out with an alien named J-Rod

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ceej @ceej.online · 17/10/2024

If you’re new here it’s helpful to know that Bluesky has a unique culture centered around lifting up my posts, celebrating all my stuff, and promoting me to your friends and family

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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Bees will make us honey if we give them a second

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Demon Halloweengangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

i bought a guitar but i still cant play it what gives? refund? thanks.

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frielf @goblin.fans · 23/01/2025

circling the drain ouroborosly

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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

i used brano for my mind pipes

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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

[Muttering to myself in abject shame] I am so fucking sauceless... A sauceless buffoon... [I forgot to get sauce for the pizza]

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

if you followed me because i replied "diarrhea" to a friend, i'm captivated by what sort of person you might be. stranger who did not find me at my finest hour, thank you for thinking there's a chance not everything i say is shit

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mayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 23/01/2025

how come everyone always wants to be “jorkin my peanits” and never “jorkin my heart”

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zoblerone @zoeintheory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

ohhhhh so this feeling gets worse and not better i get it

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zoblerone @zoeintheory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

local gen z MOOCHES off of coddling parents (asks for head of cabbage at the store, also free rent and free dinner every night)

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The Digital Empress ⚜️ @thedigitalempress.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

QUICK!!! Everyone collectively manifest him just disappearing

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Florence Ashley @floralashes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I was hoping it’d keep being “be gay, do crime” rather than “be gay (do crime)” for a little bit longer. 😔

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

we need uplifted here & the best way i can do that is posting ball & long toenail to the gc

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Girl save it @itsbambibanks.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I think I’m A Sabrina Carpenter fan! What are they called? Carpet Munchers?

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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 23/01/2025

i woke up hungry with the world today

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zoblerone @zoeintheory.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

meal prep is so cool. you get the fun of cooking once, and then for the rest of the week it's like delicious food for you is just ~magically~ in the fridge

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

do not marry that man that smokes 3 joints a day and has socks that say “set blazers to fun”. you must find a woman who spends 3,000 dollars a month on fish and assorted aquaria

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