Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026honk if when they came for me it was under the pretense that it was good for the world, meanwhile we continue to tag each other under a growing network of cameras, algorithms & the pretense of “gaming” 000
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026a globe-wide idea strike, during which anyone w good ideas withholds them until humanity gets its shit together 030
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026honk if sex w out context: drugs married to stigma stigma separated from dogma the internet minus 1s & 0s words bereft of meaning tolls w out bells love sans pain, bread + 0 fat a world w out you 020
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I like my coffee like I like liking things, steadily and with a sense of grace 081
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026other dark meat, the white albacore tuna w rainbow sprinkles rooster of the sea, the updog yogi tea mashed offal & gravy five guys salad upstairs downstairs cake 020
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026book in which the characters or main character have to figure the plot out themselves 010
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 03/07/20263-D dictionary (excerpt): haying: gathering info by way of instigation, confusion & ambiguity occiation: using someone as a means of emotional regulation noring: the act of dragging situations out to avoid life kar pay dm: series of indirect messages designed to access to a friend’s vehicle 000
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026honk if once you see it, you can’t unsee it, and everyone you’ve ever known is complicit, effectively destroying the past, the present and the future, because you know you can never relax again 040
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026honk if honks are in the second person because “I” is a self centered fiction 020
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026the reluctant nihilist: one who insists on beauty to the extent that beauty becomes impossible: you: the world is infinitely gorgeous them: attack him 020
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026the reluctant pessimist: one who invites cruelty & absurdity by resisting them: you: truth, love, equity them: you’ve left us no choice 000
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026you have to be in it to win the biggest losers love to say only one game has two winners & feels great every day 000
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026honk if you’re not agnostic as much as yr disappointed by our species’ attempts to articulate the divine 161
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026them : urban myths are you: [brushing data off your pants] a myth 030
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Huey Lewis & the News “Fore” a company that offers to buy your defects of character the retail belt of fear around a community’s downtown heart the choice not to choose as a prerequisite for freedom a positively double negative 000
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026if you want an economy, you have to give all the money back, the musical 051
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026division makes money <-> money makes division = _____ makes ______? (wrong answers only) 021
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026generational pendulum: the left swings to #metoo + the right swings to #maga = gen x thru z has to erase the (false) division & glue the world back together or lose it #indiepolitics #lovekillsfear 020
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026a 20 year long poem that allows others to interact with every line as it’s written across multiple platforms with no end in sight 1121
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026a plot that encourages your fam/friends to treat you the way they think you treat them 030
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026an algorithm that analyzes every data point in every citizen’s nsa file that ranks each of us according to a (aggregated) moral code then incentivizes or punishes us accordingly…the musical 071
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026nervous breakdown breakdown: a notification on one device about a low battery notification on another device that was notified you were noticed in someone’s mentions 011
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026carl gustatory jung fine jung cannibals the jung & the restless jung guns go west jung man 041
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026meta meta fiction in which a cigar just gives freud mouth cancer 010
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026poetry that writes itself argues w advertising represents you in court lights up the internet of things whenever the poet passes 050
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026honk: if italians comfort eat for a reason your heroes, ghosts who cheer your murder on while you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage hot ashes for trees hot air for a cool breeze cold comfort for change when gravity sets us free 110
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026“surprise party” wanting candy while eating candy acting crazy so the subjects of your short story can be famous while you practice restraint judgmental battery that dies if you vape too much the reason everyone acts nervous around you de ja vu of a coincidence chem trails that spell your PIN 030
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026that a hallmark of long form slop = semi-reasonable content in the beginning w rapidly diminishing returns 150
Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026that a hallmark of long form slop = semi-reasonable content in the beginning w rapidly diminishing returns 140