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@retsoor.bsky.social
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
honk if that’s called whittling
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
abandon all entering ye who hope here
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
honk if when they came for me it was under the pretense that it was good for the world, meanwhile we continue to tag each other under a growing network of cameras, algorithms & the pretense of “gaming”
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the ol’ “smiling glasses & winking hubcaps” routine
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a globe-wide idea strike, during which anyone w good ideas withholds them until humanity gets its shit together
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
honk if sex w out context: drugs married to stigma stigma separated from dogma the internet minus 1s & 0s words bereft of meaning tolls w out bells love sans pain, bread + 0 fat a world w out you
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
speak *gestures at the sky* to a representative
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I like my coffee like I like liking things, steadily and with a sense of grace
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
other dark meat, the white albacore tuna w rainbow sprinkles rooster of the sea, the updog yogi tea mashed offal & gravy five guys salad upstairs downstairs cake
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
a party attended solely by pants that nobody comes to
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
book in which the characters or main character have to figure the plot out themselves
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
3-D dictionary (excerpt): haying: gathering info by way of instigation, confusion & ambiguity occiation: using someone as a means of emotional regulation noring: the act of dragging situations out to avoid life kar pay dm: series of indirect messages designed to access to a friend’s vehicle
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
s/o to the peace you won’t come in
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
that we literally can’t exist without each other
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
honk if once you see it, you can’t unsee it, and everyone you’ve ever known is complicit, effectively destroying the past, the present and the future, because you know you can never relax again
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
shotgun wedding test
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
honk we must ask, what *is* victoria’s secret?
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
a world that proves you’re not crazy by going crazier
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
juice box hero
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
too many gorillas, not enough mist
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
the cruel is pointy
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*keeps calm & calls your mom*
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
honk if honks are in the second person because “I” is a self centered fiction
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the reluctant nihilist: one who insists on beauty to the extent that beauty becomes impossible: you: the world is infinitely gorgeous them: attack him
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
the reluctant pessimist: one who invites cruelty & absurdity by resisting them: you: truth, love, equity them: you’ve left us no choice
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you have to be in it to win the biggest losers love to say only one game has two winners & feels great every day
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
honk if you’re not agnostic as much as yr disappointed by our species’ attempts to articulate the divine
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
narrative wars
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
them : urban myths are you: [brushing data off your pants] a myth
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
honk if to sleep, perchance
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Huey Lewis & the News “Fore” a company that offers to buy your defects of character the retail belt of fear around a community’s downtown heart the choice not to choose as a prerequisite for freedom a positively double negative
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
everything is an ad for itself & it’s opposite
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
if you want an economy, you have to give all the money back, the musical
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
division makes money <-> money makes division = _____ makes ______? (wrong answers only)
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Judas iScariot
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
generational pendulum: the left swings to #metoo + the right swings to #maga = gen x thru z has to erase the (false) division & glue the world back together or lose it #indiepolitics #lovekillsfear
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
a 20 year long poem that allows others to interact with every line as it’s written across multiple platforms with no end in sight
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
a plot that encourages your fam/friends to treat you the way they think you treat them
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
like a bridge over shallow waters
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
an algorithm that analyzes every data point in every citizen’s nsa file that ranks each of us according to a (aggregated) moral code then incentivizes or punishes us accordingly…the musical
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
nervous breakdown breakdown: a notification on one device about a low battery notification on another device that was notified you were noticed in someone’s mentions
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
honk if you’re a pizza rat in an ssri test
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
carl gustatory jung fine jung cannibals the jung & the restless jung guns go west jung man
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
meta meta fiction in which a cigar just gives freud mouth cancer
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
poetry that writes itself argues w advertising represents you in court lights up the internet of things whenever the poet passes
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
honk if the rain is applause tonite
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
honk: if italians comfort eat for a reason your heroes, ghosts who cheer your murder on while you exchange a walk on part in a war for a lead role in a cage hot ashes for trees hot air for a cool breeze cold comfort for change when gravity sets us free
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“surprise party” wanting candy while eating candy acting crazy so the subjects of your short story can be famous while you practice restraint judgmental battery that dies if you vape too much the reason everyone acts nervous around you de ja vu of a coincidence chem trails that spell your PIN
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
that a hallmark of long form slop = semi-reasonable content in the beginning w rapidly diminishing returns
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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
that a hallmark of long form slop = semi-reasonable content in the beginning w rapidly diminishing returns
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