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@mikkaio.bsky.social
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they should make a video game about skateboarding cabletwo.net he/him

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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
oh that's why i wasn't getting gc invites, i hadn't updated my app. i just hadn't updated my app abd that's why i didn't get any invites to any of the cool new group chats. it was because of not having updated the app yet and that's why i havent been invited is because it wasn't updated yet, the app
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
(hitting demo 3 on the old casio magic light keyboard i just dragged out of the attic) a ha! another hit song written for my band, the 1975
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
oh no i hope they don't replace the transphobic libertarian with someone bad
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i paid for this with woims
collection of sewing needles labeled "handy needle assoitment"
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
in the wake of cursedsynth's banning, my thoughts are with his daughter zoe to whom his account and life was dedicated
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superjazz @superjazz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
🚨@cursedsynth has been banned🚨 Cursedsynth, girlfriend of cryptologist Robert Langdon, is a neuroscientist, targeted by a mysterious organization after a breakthrough. You will find many astonishing sentences in “The Secret of Secrets,” Dan Brown's latest TED-Talk travelogue thriller.Oct 8, 2025
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
(peeling off sticker to reveal that chat gpt really stands for cursedsynth's hat gpt) my god...
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
(guy who learned to speak english by watching lock stock and two smoking barrels) hello my slag
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
you couldn't make scary movie (2026) today
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
year of the horsle starts now
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Rhydian @indigodecay.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Bug free ✅ Brilliant design ✅ Delivering on its promise every day ✅
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
spending most of my time nowdays imagining a guy mistakenly calling thomas a train so i can swoop in and school him in front of my crush
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
not every holiday needs to become a season. sometimes it can just be a day
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
mikeo-182!
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
feeling like the white mikeo
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?
product on a store shelf called "human pet bed"
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!! 🙄
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
ghosting my vape in the opera bathroom
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
it's not a big deal to be named nile jarvis, as I am. just the normal name my parents happened to give me. no big whoop
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
my name is Nile Jarvis. two fun facts about me, I'm a man of few words and big action
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
hi everyone my name is nile jarvis
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Meet Nile Jarvis, a man of few words and big action. TH...
two facebook video thumbnails both captioned Meet Nile Jarvis, a man of few words and big action. TH...
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
it's #followsfriday
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
ONE PERFECT SHOT THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
sad that we never got a james bond film at that perfect moment in time when he definitely would have had to ride a skateboard at one point
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
come come Mr Bond, you get as much fulfilment out of using multiple slurp juices on a single ape as I do
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Bond: remind me to thank the geniuses at Q branch for this Q: oh it wasn't any of us, it was - ah, there he is now Elon Musk: hellao jims bind
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Q: and here's your new car, a Tesla Model Y Bond: this is much cooler than anything you've ever made Q: yes I know Bond: they're a wonderful company Q: quite
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
james bond 007 is MIA. you're the only man with the skills, muscles and intellect capable of finding him and bringing him back alive elon musk: am ip for the jib! ipic!
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
there's a new guy just started working at MI6 also called james bond. original james is seething in the break room because all the women in the office are calling the newbie Hot James
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
UN"SHAVEN" AND STIRRED: Outraged Fans Left Thunder"BAWLing" After Petition For "First Goateed James Bond" Reaches Parliament
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
mgm execs real excited about my pitch to take james bond back to basics but getting less and less excited as they realise i'm exclusively concerned with making him a speed addict again
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
when i was 7 my best friend pitched me two ideas that were essentially detective pikachu and pluto tv 20 years before the world was ready for either
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
between the fresh grassy green of his hair and the ripe strawberry red of his cheeky brimless hat, i'm getting serious summer vibes off of this grinch fellow
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
this thing is now available everywhere (but spotify), get it get it get it! Thanks again to all of the contributors and everyone who has supported it so far!
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee cabletwo.net/horsle
cabletwo.net
Horsle- the horse-based word game
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
#repostthis #retweet #viraltweet #postoftheweek #repost #trending #filmtwitter #cloutweekend
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
jojo has top notes of juniper and vetiver with middle notes of patchouli and sandalwood and base notes of musk #jojoscentexposed
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
anyone have sabrina carpenter's discord @? need to ask her something
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
frasier never uses a coaster
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
am i going to have to remember to check a website every day if i move to mastodon
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
how boomers think you get a job
post from a comment section that says "hi can i work for u I'm 18 year old and horny"
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
i'm trying to discover the next great italian skateboarder
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mikeo @mikkaio.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
did people stop wearing belts. am i crazy. did people stop wearing belts
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