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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Manon Jacob @manonjacob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🪫Not Death with a Norwegian accent commenting on mass programmed obsolescence... I just love everything about this.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
renaming the constellations after my favorite foods. oh look how beautifully the nacho platter is shimmering tonight.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12/08/2026
Prediction markets are not predictive and should not be covered as news

Kalshi Politics

@KalshiPolitics
TODAY: WISCONSIN DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR NOMINEE ODDS:

🟦 Francesca Hong: 95%
🟦 David Crowley: 5%
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Top panel is tiny planet Mercury in relation to the HUGE Sun.
Bottom panel is a similar image, a tiny "close ad" button in relation to the fingertip labeled "my finger" which fills nearly the entire panel.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Correct.
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
In 1000s of years alien archaeologists will think we ate microplastic
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c.e. chant/hades 💀🐊 💬 too many comics @portaltohades.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
allbirdsgpt: you're abshoelutely correct
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"I'd like to gavel in today's board meeting of the American Medical Association...."
The Last Supper.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM MANIFESTING THIS!!! LIBS OF TIKTOK ROT IN HELL
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/04/2026
The Art of War 1. Start war 2. Kill people 3. Fail to achieve strategic objectives 4. Declare victory 5. Agree ceasefire
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
we can either get a Supreme Court decision or a headline like this but both in one day is too much
Mediate Headline: Kristi Noem’s Husband Accused of Living Double Life as Crossdresser Obsessed With ‘Bimbofication’ Kink
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L Ramalho 🍉 @ramalho.org · 23/03/2026
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
BRUTUS: come on grab your weapon we're going to kill Caesar CHUCK SCHUMER: *picks up strongly worded letter* coming
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 12/03/2026
'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Times are hard for everyone. The river witch is offering deep discounts on feet.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: “i’ve got no yeehaws left”
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Me to my dogs: why on earth are yall barking right now Dogs: last time we checked we're dogs Me: touché
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Saw a thoughtful thread about AI, don't want to QT or argue. But. The biggest rage factor with LLMs is the people who, because genAI is transformative for coding, think it's transformative for everything else, because they devalue every other form of work and labor and knowledge.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The NYT style guide
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 23/02/2026
the Princess Bride image just before the battle of wits where he says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen."
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/02/2026
what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
A turkey holding a photoshopped sword stands in a grassy field.
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zebrarocket @zebrarocket.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Puddle o' sunshine in my driveway from a few weeks ago
Puddle reflecting an upside down sunny  snowy mountain and trees
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 21/11/2025
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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Antifa Super Horse @ The Clidoris @cabalittle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Bluesky rn
The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 31/10/2025
40 million users on halloween [takes a long drag on a cigarette] no way one of them isn’t a dracula
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
(while they’re getting away with it) you won’t get away with this
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
cemetery
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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zebrarocket @zebrarocket.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
"I feel like two good toots would fix me"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 10/10/2025
Thoughts and prayers to Cosplay Cop Kristi who had to brave the dogs, farmer’s markets, capybaras, and marathon runners of Portland this week.
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2025
Imagine being mad you didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re busy stirring up Civil War in your own country.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
can you imagine half-assing a last-minute ceasefire that won't last a week and still not getting the Nobel Peace Prize
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The guy who bankrupted six casinos just shut down the government for a SECOND time.
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Laura Ashe @lauraashe.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Could someone explain to all male authors that if a woman has her arms crossed there really is no, repeat no, need to specify that this is "under her breasts"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/09/2025
the country is being run by people who got radicalized by being dunked on in twitter replies
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If we're finally going to crack down about lying to Congress under oath, I think there are several Cabinet members and a few Supreme Court justices whose testimonies might need revisiting.
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