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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I am referring to the entire movement not just this person specifically

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They hate the truth, facts, honesty and evidence the very mostest.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I lost my emotional support Canadian when I dropped my account from Twitter.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If Dems get their sh*t together and win in November reforming the Court is of the utmost importance. This group is extraordinarily dangerous. We have to both hold accountable the Corrupt 6 and expand the court. Do not let them escape accountability. This court will only become more threatening.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's getting chilly here y'all. I had my parka on this am walking dogs at 59 degrees. Some butter jogging in shorts got the giggles w me being so cold & I informed him frostbite is a real thing as he ran away.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Posted for no particular reasoning based on the calendar

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sore you can't do that Mikey. That's how they refer to me. It's taken.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I need to get an suv and a scrambler and some bamboo. They won't fit in my sports car.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Remember in the movie City Slickers where Curly looks at Billy Crystal's character and says "I crap bigger than you." That's what MACHETIE looks like when tiny dog charges him growling trying to pick a fight. Can confirm he does.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A cinder block is more intelligent than this feller I mean my holy gawd

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

How are y'all? I'm super just super duper living it up here in good ol America safe and sound with civil liberties coming out of my arse

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This corrupt SCOTUS is the Susan Collins of the judiciary. They make sure any ruling against that gelatinous felon is negated by one in his favor. Never applaud them actually voting in favor of the constitution, the law, civil rights & democracy. It's their EFFING job not the exception 2 the rule.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me heading into 2027 Well this year too Wait I was like this in 2025 as well 2024 looks familiar too Frankly my dear idk how far this goes back.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Dawgs of the South" Album drops Monday.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok. This is a totally natural question for me. The one from Leviathan seemed super cranky. I would pass on one of these but certainly let it do its thing deep down in the ocean. The one from the movie foreshadowed genetic alteration from a self-scuttled Russian submarine w contaminated vodka. So.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's important to be grateful to those who fund your lavish lifestyle and absolute and total corruption and ineptitude and commitment to the destruction of the nation and democracy.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy birthday Mr. Hamill. Keep on keepin' on you national treasure you.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What the heck is that men's tie called that's like a brooch with 2 leather strings hanging down from it with is that called my brain is malfunctioning

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hate to be a downer here but this creature made an appearance in the early 80s movie Leviathan.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is super embarassing so i am reposting it

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Maine. Y'all. We need to have a come to Jesus meeting. Y'all I mean really, vote out Susan Collins so she can be properly prosecuted and y'all can have appropriate representation and this nation as a whole will be better. Srsly. I mean it.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Character limit. I could do a thread to be specially fulsome.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The nat'l security threat 2 this country is that fat gelatinous idiotic treasonous raping pillaging war mongering uneducated uninformed brainless spineless heartless racist sexist homophobic misogynistic failing draft dodging pedophile who dumps in his diaper smells like a NYC subway tunnel.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My neighbor who is mean & nasty 2 laborers & snooty & I think racist-she's the only person MACHETIE yells @. He's a chatty Kathy w everyone else but I think he tells her he hates her her hair is stupid her outfit is ugly she's mean & she copies my car no one likes her his mommy is nice & she's lame

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm thinking of doing some smiting today

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Uh...it's a Russian dictator's friend? Is that the catch? Am I right? What did I win?

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wish I could go back to worrying about falling into the grates on sidewalks instead of the world ending every day

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I was waiting @ a crosswalk & I bent down to get a rock out of my flip flop & the chow chow sitting waiting 2 cross like a good boy gave me a kiss while I was down @ his level. He slurped my sunglasses in the process. He's owner said he's usually shy and I explained I am "The One." He understood.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm not religious but if the Almighty--whomever that may be--starts taking the right octogenarians, then I will haul my tushy back to church so fast it will make your head spin. But it has to be like the church in Blues Brothers. That's the only churchin' I'm interested in.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I don't want to be a wet blanket here but everyone else in the world hates us we're weaker less safe & economically collapsing all while doggy paddling through nuclear waste to a dock made of fire across animal carcasses bc the 10 Plagues of Exodus came & went just to be swimming w rabid piranhas.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I would think Mitch McConnell would have gone with a more hateful name but I guess not

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I've had a day from hell yet I didn't shank anyone I think I deserve some praise for that these days

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I checked the news. I'll break it down 4 y'all: we're all on fire while walking on hot coals covered in lye & acid rain is pouring down while a mountain of nuclear waste is flowing freely downhill from every elevated area n the country & we're being pelted by exploding methane buildups in landfills.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I negotiated a fulsome settlement 4 my client's race discrimination claims against a major auto manufacturer. She just had her year mark mtg w the CMO @ her new co who said she's 1 of their best hires. She's my bestie/I'm so proud of her but I knew that. From toxic to healthy.Here we r together. 💃

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They appear small I could get several. Unlike a puma or lion I would need a much larger handbag.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I do not have one of these ^books flight to Bolivia*

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I wish I could go back to making fun of the Cowboys all the time. It's exhausting making fun of literally everyone in this administration, most of the "supreme" court and an entire political party in Congress and the billionaires they lurv.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am talking Revelations here folks. "Behold a pale horse and his name that sat on him was Death. And Hell followed with him." Accountability. A fully empowered investigative commission. Public hearings/trials/Impeachments. Fed legislation. Prison 4 the criminals & full restitution for Americans.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Y'all now dammit don't be bringing in my fur babies into this freak's world The sheep would make a better fbi director literally I would vote for the sheep and not think twice Now stop it silly

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I participated in hauling cinder blocks on a construction site once as in I watched it happen while I pet a dog near the GC's trailer.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not low key here but high key. They are literally breaking every single law that exists both criminal & civil. Dems must & no less than go scorched earth on accountability from the very tippy top no matter how wealthy they are 2 the very bottom. Anything less than this will fail us as a democracy.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am 💀 Also because this is one of my favorite movies

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