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@blisterpearl.bsky.social
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Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good. *soul not included ᴰᴹˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵐᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᴺᵃᶻⁱˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᵉᵈ

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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
drbbayruthie 

If I say, "ketchup is the worst," that's just an opinion.

If I say, "people who like ketchup are idiots," that's bullying.

If I say, "because I don't like ketchup, no one should be allowed to have it," that's oppression.

If I say, "people who eat ketchup are dangerous and must be controlled," that's racism, bigotry, or fascism.

If I say, "anyone who defends ketchup should be silenced or locked up," that's the destruction of free speech and democracy.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When fewer than 2% of rapes are punished under the law, sex crimes aren't being condemned, they're being graded for proficiency.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stick one arm all the way out to one side, and repeat after me: "Did you hear about the fisherman with one arm? He caught one this big."
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ann Telnaes political cartoon: Jack Smith, surrounded by multiple noisy, squawking red birds shouting "SQUAWK!"
https://anntelnaes.com/
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Have you considered the possibility that anti-vaccine propaganda could be an attempt by the Russians or the Chinese to weaken the health of the United States population?"
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Science has created a dolphin with legs. Animal rights groups want the legs removed. Scientists argue that would defeet the porpoise.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
BORN TO DILLY DALLY
FORCED TO FIGHT FASCISTS

image: adorable, armored bunny, holding a spear, a teakettle and a book.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT: Harvey Weinstein will die in prison.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will not be out-dad joked
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Dr. L., 🌊 🦋 @bluekentucky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How President Trump Broke the Kennedy Center www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/u...
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How President Trump Broke the Kennedy Center (Gift Article)
Internal emails and documents demonstrate the political capture of the institution, including how officials once pursued a plan to unload much of the art collection.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Statue of Liberty was restored in the 80s, the Washington Monument needed repairs in 2011 after an earthquake, again in 2019 for elevators and security, and the Lincoln Memorial restoration began in 2016 Not a single location was renamed for the administration overseeing it.
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in love.
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2026: Time for the Midterms
YouTube video by Hamilton
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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🇺🇸𝕀𝕟𝕕𝕪 ℝ𝕖𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕖𝕖🇺🇸 ᵀʳᵘᵐᵖˡᵉˢˢ ᵁˢᴬ @indyrefugee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
President John F. Kennedy is America’s favorite President — right or wrong — and the sole reason why Donald Trump wants to destroy everything established in his memory.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The new AI captchas are really something ᵛⁱᵃ ˣᴷᶜᴰ
This image is XKCD #2228: "Machine Learning Captcha" by Randall Munroe, which satirizes how verification tests might exploit human fear and judgment during a hypothetical robot takeover.

text:
TO PROVE YOU'RE A HUMAN, CLICK ON ALL THE PHOTOS THAT SHOW PLACES YOU WOULD RUN FOR SHELTER DURING A ROBOT UPRISING.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All FBI agents are carefully vetted by real veterinarians.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're on tour, and ALL of the anti-genocide musicians leave, you're on a pro-genocide tour.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even though Mitch McConnell hasn't been seen in almost 100 days, reporters were barred from taking any video of him. Only pictures were allowed. TMZ managed to get this one video.
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Simon Delagrave, PhD @delagrave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We had literally eradicated measles in the US.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts edited to read "Donald J. Trump Bankrupted The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts"

(as found, uncredited on Facebook)
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'll never steal your pen.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Éclipse totale du chat.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The crescent Moon and crescent Venus emerging from behind it, yesterday
via EarthSky:  Yesterday, some skywatchers had a chance to watch the #moon pass in front of #Venus in a tricky-to-observe daytime occultation. Gadi Eidelheit in Rehovot, Israel, captured this remarkable sight of the crescent Venus emerging from behind the crescent moon. Thank you, Gadi!
https://ecp.earthsky.org/community-photos/entry/85233/
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
9/15/2026- Teamwork! www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They don’t want you to VOTE. That should really make you WANT to vote. CHECK YOUR VOTE STATUS HERE!: midterms.voteamerica.org/vote/verify/... youtube.com/shorts/nw-qB...
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They Don’t Want You To Vote
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@theplantriarchy
And for the lady perhaps an afternoon thunderstorm, windows open just enough to smell the rain, and absolutely nothing requiring pants.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell has earned more as a corpse in 3 months than a full-time minimum wage worker earns in 3 years.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
TOP 5 FACTS ABOUT TRUMP'S TARIFFS 1. They're paid by Americans. 2. They're paid by Americans. 3. They're paid by Americans. 4. They're paid by Americans. 5. They're paid by Americans.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cassandra would be overwhelmed these days.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nash Across the 8th Dimension
@Nash076

I don't even care anymore.
We're coming for your guns.
We're going to get your guns pregnant and make them have abortions.
We're going to make your guns marry other guns of the same gender and then give then both healthcare try me and find out
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You can't just run around shortening phases all William-nilliam
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ahem
America's To-Do List
End electoral college
Ratify the ERA
Protect voting rights
Reproductive freedom
End gerrymandering
DC statehood
Immigration reform
Congress term limits
Congress age limits
End Citizens United
Medicare for all
End corporate welfare
Sensible gun laws
Rich pay #FairShare Money out of politics
Religion out of politics
Limits on lobbying
Protect Social Security
Climate sanity
Reform SCOTUS
Ranked choice voting
Fair minimum wage
End Comstock Act
No stock trades for gov't officials
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We are attacking Iran the day after someone made a $275,000,000 bet that oil would rise.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Things seem to be going really, really, really well in the Department of Defense these days.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You don’t want to miss night two of the Republican midterm convention.
Mitch McConnell as a jet pack angel
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Don Schreiber/Methane Mad Man @vivarioarriba.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You know you can substitute 🎶schadenfreude🎶 for 🎶Danke Schoen🎶 and just sing right along w/Wayne, right? @blisterpearl.bsky.social
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cut yourself loose. Get a little fresh air.
distressed vintage photo of an airborne carousel horse, having being thrown free of the carousel.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The basic Republican pitch to young people is, “Isn’t owning the libs better than owning a home?”
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Antifa is a philosophy, not an organization. But if it had headquarters, it'd be Arlington National cemetery. There are 400K anti-fascists there.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GULⒻ OF MEXICO KENNEⒹY CENTER LAKE ONⓉARIO
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Constitution says Congress has authority over the construction and destruction of all White House properties and structures. The Supreme Court says fuck the Constitution.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's not just salads, blueberries, guacamole, jasmine rice, popsicles, tofu, IV saline, sprouts and peppers.. they're recalling rabid baby goats. abcnews.com/US/rabid-bab...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Harriet Hageman is screaming because she got locked out of her Kalshi account.
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) says he's out of rehab and recovering at home"
A shriveled, sprouted potato wearing glasses
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
getting my head stuck in the armhole of a mensa sweater
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Elayne Boosler @eboosler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Coyote vs. my little dog Beau. He made it! What a warrior, I am changing his name to Joe Pesce. youtube.com/shorts/9Vii2...
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