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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 29/09/2026

nothing a tech company loves more than finding enormously complicated ways to turn $9 into $1

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StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 18h

Expose your children to Sonic the Hedgehog early and often.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed

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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.

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Chris Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 29/09/2026

When I was first hearing about Japanese pro wrestling, it was called 'puro', which I assumed kind of meant 'pure'. It isn't - it's 'puroresu' as in 'pro wrestling'.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.

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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 24/09/2026

Freya C @Sprcsti
"What a nice sheep," I think as 1 gaze out at a field. The sheep, facing away, starts to raise its head. I stare in mounting horror as the head keeps rising, rising, neck elongating in some cursed spectacle that roots me to the spot in fear until I realise, oh, it's an alpaca

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Thought this was going to be horror short fiction, but no, it's just rural.

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the veil between rural and eldritch is far thinner than anyone wishes to guess

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Biblically Accurate VLC Instance

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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026

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Dr. Kiki @drkiki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just going to take this over here...

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Animal facts: 1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals 2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs 3. Many creatures are also animals

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Alasdair Stuart @alasdairstuart.com · 21/09/2026

The lifeboat volunteers I knew were the funniest, most relentless adults in my life as a kid. The job is an unimaginable combination of comedic tedium and abject, relentless terror. To do it at all is stunning. To volunteer to do it is incredible.

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Soup Of Graffiti @supergraffiti.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Knight of the Cool S

Illustration on white paper, with yellow, purple, blue highlighters, black ballpoint and fine liner pens, and black china marker. It is of a knight in a suit of armour which has references to the Cool S doodle all over it. He is holding a sword and shield and in kind of a defensive pose

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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This genuinely made me laugh out loud today

HOW AM I DRIVING?
HOW DOES AN ENGINE EVEN WORK?
HOW CAN A LOVING GOD CAUSE SUCH AGONY

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can confirm ;-;

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HawaiiWorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

MONDAY

A meme featuring a man wearing a red shirt and backwards red baseball cap carrying an absurdly oversized teal JanSport backpack on his back while standing on a city street.
Text boxes are placed over the image:
A small white box over the man is labeled "Me".
A larger white box over the enormous backpack is labeled "The pervasive fear that I am doing something wrong at all times".

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Working as a conductor on the ghost train was all tickety boo.

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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"I hope people read my thread and respond to what I said and not whatever they made up in their head," I said, posting on the Responding To Whatever You Made Up In Your Head website

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

Do you remember the 21st night of September? -If you remember, turn to PAGE 48. -If you don't remember, turn to PAGE 81.

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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a brain. The brain is saying "I'm 30 and YOUNG! I only recently fully developed!"
The second panel shows a heart. The heart says "I hear ya! I can keep going for DECADES more!"
The third panel shows a spine's face. It weakly says, "I am old".
We zoom out and the spine is using a walker. It continues, "so very old".

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If you ever need your faith in the sciences restored after having it so violently compromised by techbros masquerading as technologists, I encourage you to check out the breakthrough after breakthrough ongoing in oncology.

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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

without downloading any new pics throw your phone into the river

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ian.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 19/09/2026

sorry

miley cyrus (left).
kilometrey cyrus (right), who is 0.621 the size of miley.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

just gonna park this here for now. figuring on gettin a lot of use out of it

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’ll take this a step further and say, I believe we should be able to support an average-sized family on a single income at what we determine to be the minimum wage. A lot of Boomers got this. But for whatever reason, we’re considered ridiculous for proposing it.

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace. It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.

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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ppl are asking about the armadillo so pls. Strap in for a tangent. Because the answer is more complicated than you'd think. (If you don't want to find out if Jesus ever saw an armadillo then you can click off now. The thread is over. This is a prolonged aside due to popular demand.)

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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