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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 21h
You can always tell the customers who’ve never worked in a service industry role.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 21h
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ONLY exception to this EVER was the Nokia N-Gage, and even then it kinda did.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
WHEN THE Bird in your room represents all your gloom Nevermoré When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave Nevermoré
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woooaaarrr this is so cool. Our local Wimpy when I was a kid had a full-size one and I’ve basically wanted one since then.
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mobys dix.
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Diflako
that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it

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commas are important
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@ewacat.bsky.social have your work emails been leaked?
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This series is responsible for "Oh, globbits" and "BERRRRRK" being part of the family vernacular to this day.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Maz @mazistyping.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GW’s success is also fascinating because it’s both a high street business and a multinational one, though not in the way you’d expect, because it’s vertically integrated with local manufacturing. The lead belt around Nottingham is arguably the only modern British manufacturing success story.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 05/10/2026
Convinced that mRNA vaccines are gonna go down in history like the invention of antibiotics
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tuesday
Jessica Fletcher sleepily sat in front of a big old school desktop computer, likely a word processor, with her eyes closed and her head resting on her hand as her other hand reaches for a mug of coffee. Jessica Fletcher looking exasperated
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Ian Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Ally Lester @cogenthippo.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look! Some good news!
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 03/10/2026
Haunted by the specter of a guy opening an axe-throwing bar in 2010
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey. You matter. You’re one more person the zombies can eat before they get to me.
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 03/10/2026
An AuDHD man is reportedly “chewing the ear off” a new acquaintance who’s too nice to simply wander off like everybody else does.
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Uh oh! AuDHD man finds someone polite enough to be captive audience
An AuDHD man is reportedly “chewing the ear off” a new acquaintance who’s too nice to simply wander off like everybody else does. Mac Wheatley, 38, was delighted to find himself seated next to Anand…
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 01/10/2026
New expletive has landed
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 02/10/2026
Consider this your sign to go outside before it gets dark at 4pm again.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 06/08/2023
You ever get slapped in the face by a tweet so hard that you help destroy capitalism forever and ever
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the human body evolved over hundreds of thousands of years so u can sit at a desk in a sterile cubicle and look at fake lights in a box and pretend u dont want to kill urself and if u can't focus on doing that for 9 hours a day 5 days a week that's a mental disorder
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
mods are asleep, post bean hole
diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/09/2026
it is extremely funny every time they try this “look at this malevolent, sinister agent of communism” *smash cut to the most cheerful man alive*
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks, I hate it.
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sticky comics 🚴‍♀️🚶‍♀️✍️ @xiann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The 3 stages of accountability for a privileged white male #comic #privilege
The 3 stages of accountability for a privileged white male #comic #privilege
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The magnificence of the mushroom
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I'm studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professeor will look either extremely excited or pained and go, "listen, mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something inbetween. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce life-saving substances some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms.
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love it when this account pops up on Instagram. Guaranteed smile mixture of him screaming all over his human while she delivers interesting facts.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 30/09/2026
Nepo baby
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Norwegian humor is on another level. Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 30/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, this is garlic number 2
garlic 2, a stone sculpture of a bulb of garlic by mary eiland
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
As a society, we need to move past the concept of "guilty pleasures" tbh. The world can really use some more joy, and if you get that from bubblegum pop or 80s power ballads, then that's only lovely and to be encouraged
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 29/09/2026
nothing a tech company loves more than finding enormously complicated ways to turn $9 into $1
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StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber @stargazerkg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Expose your children to Sonic the Hedgehog early and often.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was walking home late one night, and a drunk guy was harassing me - trying to get me to go home with him, pushy sex comments, etc. After a few mins, his mate turned to him and said, firmly but not aggressively, "MATE. leave her alone, yeah?" And he did. I think about him all the time.
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Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum @z0mbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 29/09/2026
When I was first hearing about Japanese pro wrestling, it was called 'puro', which I assumed kind of meant 'pure'. It isn't - it's 'puroresu' as in 'pro wrestling'.
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