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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms

@hawaiiworms.bsky.social
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Not from Hawaii. Not a worm. He/him. Probably the best person you've ever met. Bass and synths and ghostrock: linktr.ee/HawaiiWorms and linktr.ee/Flangecircus

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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 22h
My Halloween outfit is Sexy gold run from off of Blockbusters
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Halloween costume is Sexy slight stumble in the street that isn't quite a trip so you don't fall over and you look around to make sure no one saw but someone attractive did and you've disgusted them
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Torquay United won another FA Cup game today! Into the 4th Qualifying round. I can't work out how many games that is from the final, but it doesn't matter because we're going all the way.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right above an article on the Northenden Boat Race in the Manchester edition! www.postnewspapers.org/our-papers/m...
A newspaper interview with HawaiiWorms (that's me!) about my music. There's a highly stylised yellow, light blue and green photo of me. Underneath is an article about the Northenden Boat Race.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love it when upgrading a synth plugin crashes my entire DAW over and over and over, can't beat that feeling
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New incredibly niche level of fame unlocked: featured this month in the local free newspaper
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My Halloween costume is Sexy the time between giving yourself a paper cut and realising it hurts like….ow fuck! That’s really sore!
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now I'm ready for Halloween
A Scrub Daddy shaped like a white ghost with two eyes and a smiling face
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HELLO! It's Bandcamp Friday. I've got about 10 cassettes left of my latest EP on Bandcamp, *and* you get the digital version for free with it. What's more, you get to own something I have lovingly made (music and artwork) plus a postcard from me hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/input-...
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Input : Meaning : Joy, by HawaiiWorms
4 track album
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Root Canal is where Australians go dogging
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Your Da's Tiktok Shop @notenoughcrows.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Dogging Looks just dropped 👀🧍‍♂️🙎‍♂️🙎‍♂️🚗🚙🙎‍♂️🙎‍♂️🙎‍♂️👀 www.vinted.co.uk/items/102132...
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Vintage animal masks fox wolf, monkey Halloween? | Vinted
Vintage animal masks fox wolf, monkey Halloween? - Very old but still in good if not very dusty condition look great on display wall!
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HELLO! It's Bandcamp Friday. I've got about 10 cassettes left of my latest EP on Bandcamp, *and* you get the digital version for free with it. What's more, you get to own something I have lovingly made (music and artwork) plus a postcard from me hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/input-...
hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com
Input : Meaning : Joy, by HawaiiWorms
4 track album
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday Be ̶P̶o̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ Poking Equines #fbpe
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh yeah right there. just like that... ooh oooh oh oh yeah oh yesss
Text thay says RANDOM LINE FROM A MOVIE THAT FANS INSTANTLY KNOW
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Halloween outfit is sexy massive soulless shopping mall on the edge of town
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol Nitrate Rajan
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Pesky Splintergeist ~👻🌙~ @peskysplinter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New genre of pornography just dropped
Bag of mallow treats saying creepy creampies
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I approve of this message wholeheartedly (the second bit, not the shit traffic bit) GO LISTEN TO HAWAIIWORMS
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All Man City players should have to play for Torquay United thanks
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Saw someone describe themselves as a "Clanker Commando" on LinkedIn and I've never wanted to flush a person's head down the toilet more
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New Tom Cruise film looks interesting
Film poster for the Tom Cruise film Digger but I've done terrible sub-photoshop job and changed the title to Dogger, and have put the animal mask that hapless Terry was wearing on the infamous Channel 4 documentary "Dogging Tales" on Tom Cruises face and instead of having his foot on a globe like in the original poster it's now on a red 70s car.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just coughed so violently I think I broke my back
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now watching: Space Amoeba (1970) (Or if you prefer the literally translated title: "Gezora, Ganimes, and Kamoebas: Decisive Battle! Giant Monsters of the South Seas")
A Japanese movie poster features giant kaiju monsters, including a giant squid, crab, and turtle creature, battling over a burning landscape as terrified people flee in the foreground. Bold red Japanese text spans the bottom of the poster.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear your reply guy has reply died
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get in losers, were going to go and kick Meta Muse right in the face
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did not order this sore throat and blocked nose
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hear your reply guy has reply died
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's your boy HawaiiWorms live at the Night & Day cafe in Manchester last night
A while male (me!) on a stage playing a fender precision bass guitar and singing into a microphone attached to a microphone stand. To my left and right are synthesizers on keyboard stands and behind me is a drumkit. There are some red and blue stage lights illuminating the stage and some maroon red velvet curtains at the back of the stage.A while male (me!) on a stage playing a fender precision bass guitar. Just in front of me is a synthesizer on a keyboard stand and behind me is a drumkit. There are some red and blue stage lights illuminating the stage and some maroon red velvet curtains at the back of the stage.A while male (me!) on a stage singing into a microphone attached to a microphone stand. To my left and right are synthesizers on keyboard stands and behind me is a drumkit. There are some red and blue stage lights illuminating the stage and some maroon red velvet curtains at the back of the stage.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm never going to Choose Texas. Never fucking ever.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well for a gig that I was invited to play with 24 hours notice and I hadn't practiced for about 6 weeks...I absolutely smashed it
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An incredibly LAST MINUTE announcement that I, HawaiiWorms, will be stepping in as a support act for the Chrysalid Homo album launch gig at the Night & Day Cafe in Manchester TONIGHT. It's Sunday night, this is way better than Countryfile and Antiques Roadshow. Come down. Come down. Come down.
A poster for a gig at the Night & Day cafe in Manchester on Sunday 27th September. It's for the band Chrysalid Homo's album launch and supporting are Isms and HawaiiWorms (me!) the poster features a large glitterball in front of a spooky dark green wavy background
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An incredibly LAST MINUTE announcement that I, HawaiiWorms, will be stepping in as a support act for the Chrysalid Homo album launch gig at the Night & Day Cafe in Manchester TONIGHT. It's Sunday night, this is way better than Countryfile and Antiques Roadshow. Come down. Come down. Come down.
A poster for a gig at the Night & Day cafe in Manchester on Sunday 27th September. It's for the band Chrysalid Homo's album launch and supporting are Isms and HawaiiWorms (me!) the poster features a large glitterball in front of a spooky dark green wavy background
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jon Anderson gig was brilliant. Audience was 98% men there, it was like looking at most women's replies on Bluesky
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going to see Jon Anderson tonight if anyone else is interested in men in their 80s playing 25 minute long songs
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck off Billericay
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
or whatever the spice girls said
Wanna fuck my wife, gotta fuck me too 7
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
New people on blueksy don't even know who Grant Peace is and I'm sad for them
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dick and balls logistics Grant Peace following everyone No November 2024 accounts No DMs Blockenheimer
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ah well, back to looking at the Atlas of Brutalist Architecture
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yOu'Re DiSqUaLiFiEd
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made it. Now blocking 72,012 people and I'm not done yet
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Matt Flip Flop @mattflipflop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Glass of Jizz anyone?
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've decided I am watching it but there's no fucking way I'm watching the Ireland v Israel game on Sunday
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poll: Should I watch Ireland v Kosovo or should I punch myself in the face repeatedly?
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A white man playing a black bass guitar in a music studio whilst wearing a seagull's head mask. The man might be me.
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My assistant with today's job applications
A tabby cat sat on a grey sofa. She's beautiful. There's a bookcase and a cushion and an armchair visible in the background
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He's called Stephen Bush because he talks out of his fanny
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
A car shaped like a hotdog
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