Reposted by Carl WinbergRay @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 15hYeti (after getting kicked in the nuts): OW, MY ABOMINABLE SNOWBALLS! 1255
Reposted by Carl WinbergNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 12h“Tap, tap, tap at the window. Bloody AI Greta Garbo, trying to sell me ball bearings.” 14379102
Reposted by Carl WinbergStephen Hampshire @shampshire.bsky.social · 10hIt’s weird how often AI ”solves” a problem that doesn’t exist in ways that I hate. 1386
Reposted by Carl WinbergSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 19hNot one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit 23330131
Reposted by Carl WinbergMick Muldoon @mickmuldoon.eurosky.social · 21hHappy Birthday Madeleine Kahn. My favourite moment is when she shows up in High Anxiety in a Louis Vuitton jumpsuit and matching Cadillac. 131
Reposted by Carl WinbergTheo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 22hEvery AI CEO sounds like this. 61020288
Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 22hIf you like, you can fund me with only $29 billion. I am worth $1.5 trillion. 000
Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 22hI'm gonna be signing a document today renaming Malaysia, because it's in Asia. I'm gonna be naming it Malay-Asia. Officially renaming it. 130
Reposted by Carl WinbergSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026it turns out that a monkey cannot in fact do my job, long story short, he got us both fired 825679
Reposted by Carl WinbergAlisha Grauso (She/Her) @alishagrauso.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price. 13990302933
Reposted by Carl WinbergPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 773427847
Reposted by Carl WinbergChase 'Hutch' Hutchinson 📽️ @eclectichutch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026DIGGER: Alejandro González Iñárritu & Tom Cruise make a lifeless, meaningless monument to nothing. Despite Cruise becoming Mr. Movies, this is less a love letter to the form and more a hate letter to life, cinema, art, and its own audience 📽️ My review: seattlemoviesdaily.beehiiv.com/p/digger-tom... 2254
Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 29/09/2026Well that was silly. Got the Sep 29 Moviemoji in 3 guesses ⬛🟨🟩 moviedle.xyz/moviemojimoviedle.xyzMoviemoji - Guess the Movie from Emojis | MoviedleDecode the emojis to name the movie of the day. A new Moviemoji puzzle every day. 100
Reposted by Carl WinbergEd Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The UK's AI minister just made a big and important admission on AI & copyright, which creatives around the country will celebrate: "It is currently illegal to develop a frontier large language model based on the transformer architecture given the copyright position that we have in this country”. 34424
Reposted by Carl Winberg𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I see a landscape painting I appreciate the craftsmanship but you need to stick a little dragon or spaceship in a corner if you really want to wow me. 411937
Reposted by Carl WinbergIn Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things 461408190
Reposted by Carl WinbergJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident" 17844154
Reposted by Carl WinbergCethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 29/09/2026Ah, the British triple lock and the Irish triple lock are very different from each other. That's something I learnt today. 2234
Reposted by Carl WinbergAl Robertson @alrobertson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well played, Sarah Connor, well played... 1145
Reposted by Carl WinbergSteven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who wants to rent an apartment in the same building where Elliott Gould's Philip Marlowe lived in Robert Altman's THE LONG GOODBYE?zillow.com2184 Broadview Ter, Los Angeles, CA 90068 | ZillowThis 600 square feet Apartment home has 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is located at 2184 Broadview Ter, Los Angeles, CA. 0146
Reposted by Carl WinbergLady Becky, Baroness of Bunzy, Bestie of Kim, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @beckybunzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, just to be clear, Elon Musk’s Starship still blew up. If there were people onboard, they’d all be dead. 166016
Reposted by Carl WinbergDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never apologize for sounding stupid, you’re surrounded by your peers 09832
Reposted by Carl WinbergBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414489683
Reposted by Carl WinbergFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026YOU: (wise) rome wasn’t built in a day ME: (wiser) rome was built in italy 9651115
Reposted by Carl WinbergEric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026google is just completely broken now 821240
Reposted by Carl Winbergceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time 148110021392
Reposted by Carl WinbergGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026English person: did you hear about the irishman who... Irish person: yeah, you were literally tricked by a bus 17214
Reposted by Carl Winbergkorpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nobody has ever casually purchased a tarp. Something has happened. 1518469
Reposted by Carl WinbergAidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping" 29787154
Reposted by Carl WinbergPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for 3141901170
Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 28/09/2026Classic Movie Quiz 🎬 2026-09-28 8/10 ⭐ 🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 classicfilms.appclassicfilms.appDaily Classic Movie QuizA free daily movie quiz featuring classic films from the 1930s to the 1990s. Identify actors, directors and composers. New quiz every day. 000
Reposted by Carl Winbergwalruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026leave it to my parents to have a kid like me. they would do something like that. 0207
Reposted by Carl WinbergDak @dak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ordering dinner via QR code feels less like going out for hospitality and more like submitting an IT helpdesk ticket for a bowl of pasta. 181921199
Reposted by Carl WinbergGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan! 23965354
Reposted by Carl WinbergEmily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.wisn.comSkydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airportFour people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m. 122101782623
Reposted by Carl WinbergRyan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives. 253922726
Reposted by Carl WinbergUBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ireland's artist basic income returned €1.39 for every €1 spent. They made it permanent. South Korea just announced plans to follow. Now Scotland too. 171925819
Carl Winberg @winberg.ie · 27/09/2026So, Dundalk, what exactly is up with this building? (it looks amazing, like it holds a trilogy of a thousand stories, maybe disused?) 010
Reposted by Carl Winbergmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*morning after waking up to see I'd sent horrible drunk texts to everyone I know* Wow, so it seems AI has gone rogue and is trying to destroy me 735742
Reposted by Carl WinbergJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I often think about that time the Golden Globes didn’t quite grasp the concept of “fun”. 04112
Reposted by Carl WinbergKameron Hurley @kameronhurley.com · 27/09/2026I was watching some older TV shows like Murder She Wrote and realized we've lost a lot of that "cozy, lived in" vibe in modern TV shows. Everything looks like an HGTV show home instead of grandma's cozy pad with shit from all her adventures 718326
Reposted by Carl WinbergIckletayto @ickletayto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If your job is Secretary of State for Northern Ireland you should probably at least skim the Wikipedia entries for the place. 310024