Reposted by John Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 21hEvery time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 344188545
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 10hLobbying the Pope to accept the idea that I can do a hadouken in real life 030
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is because the rest of the world is furious that Joe Biden tried to cancel student loan debt 050
Reposted by John John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 19/08/2024I’m sorry but time has proven this to be true 1153
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People love to make jokes about the quality of NBA players back in the 50's and 60's but if any modern NBA player had to wear Chuck Taylors in a game they would die instantly 020
Reposted by John Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 17/05/2025[yelling over club music] I said grief is a rain that falls on everything 181974463
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dying imagining Thomas Edison listening to the radio as a song comes on and immediately he’s like “Fuuuuuuck” 0100
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife! 140
Reposted by John John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 07/07/2023If you put a rusty penny in a glass of Mountain Dew overnight in the morning Abraham Lincoln will be riding a snowboard. 13912
Reposted by John Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not 71313384
Reposted by John the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan 823744518
Reposted by John ceej @ceej.online · 19/09/2026got a new phone and had to wait like four hours to get back on bluesky. did you guys know there’s grass outside 80127380
Reposted by John Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the wet bandits trying to rob a house 153095450
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Everyone, including our elected officials, is too online and it is warping their brains. The problem is that if you yourself are not also too online, you cant know just how weird and horrible the people in power actually are. But every day you risk falling into too online madness yourself. 040
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Too many of you are worried about “Resident Evil” when you should be worried about PRESIDENT Evil. Like and RT if you agree. #ResidentEvil Only in theaters September 18 040
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are you ready for some football? That’s none of my business. 040
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Gas prices! AI! Facism!” I’m sorry but we have bigger problems 291
Reposted by John John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 21/05/2024I think more companies should say “pizza pizza” at the end of their commercials 513212
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Giving $5000 to every American adult is a stupid idea. Instead they should give $1.35 Trillion dollars to ONE American and let that money trickle down. 1133
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A weird thing that really happened around the year 2000 was that mainstream news ran and pushed a story for MONTHS that there was a secret new invention that was going to be revolutionary and then it turned out it was the Segway 581656192
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This is a little bit embarrassing but I seem to have lost a single weird particle. If anyone has seen it please let me know. 2124
Reposted by John John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 20/02/2024FROM: john@cpncrunch.com TIME: 4:21pm SUBJECT: re: berries The cereal. It's all crunch berries ________________________________ FROM: mgmt@cpncrunch.com TIME: 3:28pm SUBJECT: re: berries what __________________________________ FROM: john@cpncrnch.com TIME: 3:27pm SUBJECT: berries It's all berries 8475107
Reposted by John ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2026jogging through a cemetery feels kind of braggy 1953548
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026In order to catch a dog fucker, you must *think* like a dog fucker 0111
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I legitimately think this may be the best piece of writing in American history 2100
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026THIS GUY: [to sales associate] I like it, but do you have anything that will make me look *more* like the villain from a season of Reacher? 040
Reposted by John josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton taught me it was ok to be universally beloved 45268628
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It is so weird knowing instinctually that I am minutes away from seeing a weird social media post that's like, Dolly Parton being welcomed into heaven by Coolio or some shit 190
Reposted by John John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 12/01/2024[to myself in the work breakroom] 🎵Y’all gon make me drink some tea Up in here Up in here🎵 052
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Friend uses AI to to do crazy photo edits and sends them to us. “Here’s a thing that basically didn’t happen” 051
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Acting as a missionary south of the border, preaching that there is only one true leche 040
Reposted by John Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026See a penny pick it up, all day long you’ll GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND MOTHERFUCKER 1436
Reposted by John lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/08/2026stop showing me the horrid burrito, you demons 391463128
Reposted by John John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 18/04/2024🎵gimme the beat boys And tan my stones I wanna get amped on testosterone And wrestle Greg🎵theguardian.comTucker Carlson’s answer to masculinity's supposed crisis? ‘Testicle tanning' | Sam WolfsonReducing the problems facing American men to their testosterone levels is too stupid even for Carlson 071
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I tried to warn people this surgery wasn’t safe, but they wouldn’t listen. 090
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This headline instantly became an entire movie starring Bradley Cooper in my mind 020
John @notheotherjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Posting “somebody stop the Cheeto from doing a new forever war!!” then immediately opening a new tab and googling “US missile companies current stock prices buy” 040
